In the warm applause and screams of everyone, from the second floor, Leng Shuang took Wang Jun's arm and walked down, and the scene immediately remembered the beautiful music.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Wang Jun, I wish you all an auspicious Year of the Dog and a happy Spring Festival!"

"I'm Lengshuang, I wish you all happiness and happiness!

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Fang Zhiyong's table was completely stupid, especially their daughter Fang Ting, who stood up with excitement and trembled at the moment.

"Dad, great, my idol, I've finally met my idol, quick, take a picture of me!"

Fang Zhiyong stared at the cold frost and was stupid, talking to himself in a daze.

"Cold frost is also my goddess, I didn't expect to see it on the computer yesterday, and we can meet today, wife, quick, help me take pictures, they are here......"

He handed over the phone, but saw his wife's cannibalistic expression......

After singing a song "Flower World", Leng Shuang and Wang Jun were surrounded by diners who kept taking pictures and signing autographs, tossing for more than ten minutes, and finally under the protection of Qian Chuanzi, they re-boarded the elevator and went to the eighth floor to rest.

At this time, Qian Chuanzi looked at the time, turned the screen to the maximum, took out the loudspeaker and yelled.

"Now, please enjoy, our boss Bai Feng's Spring Festival Gala sketch "Selling Abduction"!"

Everyone looked at the screen projection in unison, and they were full of emotion.

"Ah, no wonder I haven't seen Mr. Bai for so long, I can't think of the Spring Festival Gala......"

"It's so low-key, I didn't give everyone notice in advance......"

"Skewers, another jar of five-pound best wine, for Mr. Bai, I will support another wave!"

"Mr. Bai is too domineering, hey, Mr. Tang is also on the Spring Festival Gala, I haven't seen him for a long time!"

"Look, there's Nan Yunfei!"

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On the stage, Bai Feng and Tang Long appeared dressed as an old man and an old lady in the countryside, and Tang Long held a pair of crutches in his hand......

Bai Feng: Alas, big flicker, big flicker......

Tang Long: Who is the big fool, there are so many people, can you call me by my stage name?

Bai Feng: Okay, oh no, okay, locust......

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The audience immediately burst into laughter, this stalk came from "The King of Cross Talk", Tang Long and Bai Feng's cross talk was this stalk at the beginning, and the audience who watched the cross talk immediately laughed down.

Bai Feng: If you want me to say, let's not sell it, if people are not sick or sick, who will buy our crutches!

Tang Long: This is not good, your father was paralyzed at the beginning, I did this crutch for him, and he worked and built materials, and he didn't sleep for three days and three nights, or I would lose money if I sold it!

Bai Feng: Who is this, my dad just drank too much at noon, you have to say that people are paralyzed, and you will do crutches when you go back, I can't stop it, but people almost let you crutches when they know about it!

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The diners in the restaurant burst into laughter......

"Hahaha, it's really white, this burden is one after another!"

"When you drink too much, you are paralyzed, Mr. Tang is too funny......"

"Hahaha, I can't imagine that Mr. Bai, who usually looks fierce, is so funny......!

"I bet this skit is going to be popular this year!"

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On stage!

Tang Long: Your dad was in an accident, who knew that he had to say that he was paralyzed when he drank too much, but it was okay. Don't you know me? I can flicker the right flicker, I can flicker the wilted, I can flicker the sharp person, I can flicker the little couple very well, I can flicker and separate him. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!

Bai Feng: You can pull it down, I heard that the big pillar and his father's leg was smashed, and you ran over to sell your crutches, but the person was discharged from the hospital and went directly to a wheelchair......

Tang Long: That was also an accident, who knew that Dazhu's uncle was selling wheelchairs?

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The audience burst into laughter again......

The director Yu Lei and the other staff who were staring at the monitoring screen in the background were also teased, their faces were distorted, they were still angry one by one, and they were afraid that Bai Feng's performance would have problems, and they were highly nervous, and as a result, Bai Feng's burden was one after another, and they couldn't help it anymore, Yu Lei couldn't help but laugh, and almost relapsed from a cerebral hemorrhage, and the new assistant director next to him smiled and handed over a cigarette.

"Director Yu, smoke one, slowly, you can laugh if you want, don't hold it back, otherwise this crutch will be sold to you......"

"Fart, curse me, don't you? But don't say it, this show is really good, and the audience has not stopped laughing until now! Xiao Zhou, how are the ratings now?"

"Director Yu, now the ratings are 8934, and it is estimated that it will soon exceed 90!"

"Why is it so high? It's already more than the previous year's record, right?"

"Yes, I guess, this is all the personal traffic brought by Bai Feng, although her fans are scattered, but if they are concentrated, it will be terrible, many of them are attracted by the Haoyue video platform!"

"It seems that it is right to let Bai Feng participate in the Spring Festival Gala!"

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...... on stage

Tang Long: Come on, don't say anything superfluous, help me shout a few words, and I'll let you see how I sold our kidnapping!

Bai Feng: Ah...... Kidnapping...... It's a turn...... Kidnapped...... Kidnapped......

At this time, Nan Yunfei rode a bicycle onto the field, and the audience screamed as soon as he came up.

In the restaurant, the diners felt distressed again when they saw Nan Yunfei......

"Oh my God...... My idol little fresh meat, are you swollen?"

"My little Feifei, how did you become a big-headed uncle, don't stop me, I want to ......"

"Bai Feng, give me back Xiao Feifei, I don't share the sky with you, and the jade is burned!"

"I don't feel like I'm going to love anymore...... Crazy makeup artist ......"

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Nan Yunfei was put on makeup by Bai Feng according to Fan Wei's appearance, which made countless fans completely collapse, and at this moment Bai Feng didn't know that his Weibo had been attacked by fans!

On the stage, Nan Yunfei rode around and stopped.

Nan Yunfei: I said what are you commanding blindly? You know where I'm going to go, you just let me kidnap you?

Tang Long: What are you shouting, shouting for sale!

Bai Feng: Sell ...... It's sold......

Tang Long: What about the crutch?

Bai Feng: Trafficking......

Nan Yunfei: Sister, who wants to kidnap you? Is it him?

Tang Long: Can you pull her down? I can't kidnap her if I kidnap her......

Bai Feng: Big brother, you misunderstood, we are two people, joking......

Nan Yunfei: Oh, what about selling daughters-in-law for the Chinese New Year?

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The audience burst into laughter again, Yu Lei was completely relaxed now, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it was really Bai Feng, he never fought uncertain battles, in just a few days, he was able to discharge such an excellent sketch work, it was a genius!

I can't help but sigh in my heart, it seems that I still know too little about Bai Feng......

On the stage, at this moment, he has entered Tang Long's big flicker mode......

Tang Long: Big brother, I said you are a chef, can you believe it?

Bai Feng: How do you see that?

Tang Long smiled: Hehe, with a big head and a thick neck, it's either a big money or a fireman......

Bai Feng: Why isn't that a big deal?

Tang Long is laughing: Can you ride a bicycle for the New Year?

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