Chapter 1563: You're Done
"Ladies and gentlemen, due to the presence of the police officer, I am very sorry that the live broadcast of [Violent Monster Fighting] that I originally planned to do could not be carried out.
But please be patient, although the monsters here are lucky, but the monsters in other places must have a chance to beat, after all, police officers are not everywhere, and there are really a lot of monsters in Huaxia now. ”
Coco didn't shy away from it at all, in front of the monkey police officer and the pig demons in the Gao Laozhuang agricultural specialty store, he said the above words with a selfie very thorny, with a look of 'What about the monsters, I didn't pay attention to it at all'.
Whether it is the monkey police officer, or the pig demon who sells agricultural products in Gao Laozhuang, or the two old men Jin Li behind the little guy, they are all quite speechless by Coco's pie.
But Coco herself didn't care about these at all, and it can even be said that she didn't care at all, how unacceptable her words were to the monsters.
After saying the above words to the camera, Coco looked at the pig demon with the manager's logo on his chest and had manifested his original form and said: "In the future, you Gao Laozhuang will pay a protection fee to my Wa Palace every month, and the amount will be 50% of the net profit!"
I thought that the little guy would definitely dispel the idea of finding fault at this time, but I didn't expect that the bear child would actually start to put away the protection fee in front of the monkey officer, and the target was Gao Laozhuang, who came from a big background.
However, although Coco said that she was very angry, she reported the name of 'Wa Palace', so the pig demons did not dare to refuse like this.
Let's not talk about whether the bear child really has something to do with the Wa Palace, just looking at the bear child daring to do this, it makes the pig demons feel that there must be something behind it.
So based on this judgment, the pig demons wisely chose to be silent.
"If you don't speak, you'll be considered to have agreed. ”
The bear child ignored so much, and the pig demons didn't speak, so they were naturally agreed by the bear child.
The monkey officer present didn't know what to say for a while, after all, Coco was just a little kid, so some of the methods that usually used were really not good for her now.
But the problem is that in broad daylight, it is absolutely impossible to just watch the bear child collect protection money.
In the end, the monkey officer opened his mouth with a smile and a smile: "Little girl, are you really from the Wa Palace?"
To be honest, there are not many people who know about Nuwa's disciples, and even those who know about this matter are all guys with a high status.
And Officer Monkey is just a little monkey demon in Huaguo Mountain, so it's normal for it not to believe in this.
After all, with Coco's current performance, it is really difficult for the 'monkey' to believe that the little kid in front of him will be the disciple of the Holy Venerable of the Wa Palace.
Not only did the monkey officer not believe it, but even a kind of pig demon didn't believe it from the bottom of his heart.
They felt that the bear child in front of them must be talking big.
But in the spirit of being cautious, there is no big mistake, so that the pig demons dare not try it.
"Of course it's true, there's nothing to brag about. Seeing that the monkey officer didn't quite believe his words, Coco suddenly rolled his eyes at him.
"Coco, let's go. ”
The two old men Jin and Li couldn't stand it anymore, and finally it was the old man Jin who opened his mouth.
Maybe you can't be afraid of Gao Laozhuang's name, but the two old men who are ordinary people can't, after all, those guys are monsters and have much more destructive power than ordinary people.
"I'm bored, I'll see if there's anything that doesn't have long eyes, I'm going to find a few unlucky guys today to present you with the drama of [Beat Monsters], otherwise I'll start a live broadcast in vain. ”
The little guy didn't care about other people's opinions, and he didn't care about other people's thoughts at all, so after hearing Old Man Jin say 'go', he immediately turned around and prepared to leave.
"Little girl, don't go yet!"
Unexpectedly, Coco, who turned around and was about to leave, was stopped by Officer Monkey.
At the same time, the pig demon manager of Gao Laozhuang's agricultural monopoly took advantage of this gap to quietly use the means of the demon clan to contact Gao Laozhuang's agricultural headquarters and report what happened here.
In a word, someone came to smash the field and claimed to be from Wa Palace.
Ooh!
Gao Laozhuang's agricultural headquarters suddenly exploded.
Wa Palace, such a big name!
Who doesn't know the monsters in this world, the Holy Venerable of Wa Palace has no apprentices at all!
Now I don't know where a bear child jumped out, and he actually said that he was a disciple of the Holy Venerable of the Wa Palace, isn't this the biggest joke in the world!
In particular, the bear child has to charge Gao Laozhuang's protection fee, which is simply a so-called additional death.
Let's not discuss whether the little kid is from the Wa Palace, even if the people from the Shiwa Palace, Gao Laozhuang's backer is a Western religion, so there is no need to worry about it at all.
Therefore, after getting the report, Gao Laozhuang sent several powerful pig demons to rush to the place of the incident with murderous spirit.
"What are you doing?" Coco stopped, looking back at the monkey officer who had stopped him.
The monkey officer looked at Coco in front of him, organized his own language and said: "Little girl, don't talk nonsense in the future, thanks to me being here today, otherwise these monsters will definitely make you suffer, you are still young, you may not know this, but you must remember that when you encounter monsters, it is better not to provoke or not, otherwise it is not only you who are unlucky, but also your family." ”
Officer Monkey's words can be described as heartfelt.
If it's an ordinary person, it's definitely true that you don't want to offend youkai.
Although Huaxia has now issued various laws and regulations against monsters, and most of the monsters are willing to follow, there will always be some guys who are unwilling to follow these laws and regulations, otherwise the country will not cooperate with Huaguoshan and use the monkeys of Huaguoshan as police to fight special criminals.
In particular, monsters have all kinds of strange magical powers and methods, and ordinary people are really difficult to resist for these methods.
If you offend a certain monster, it doesn't know that it is coming to harm you, but secretly uses its own means to use its magical powers, which can definitely make life worse than death.
It is precisely because of this that Officer Monkey will educate Coco so solemnly so that she can remember her own words.
The little guy looks elf and cute, which is very rare, this monkey demon from Huaguo Mountain, who is now a policeman in Jincheng, does not want to cause unwarranted disasters in the future because of his character.
Speaking of which, the monkey demons in Huaguo Mountain still have a good character, much better than ordinary monsters, and a lot can be withdrawn from this monkey officer.
"Thank you officer for reminding us, we all remember it, and we will educate our children well in the future. ”
Jin Jianshe rushed over, covered Coco's mouth, and then responded very politely to Officer Monkey, if he didn't do this, the little guy would fire the cannon again.
Coco wanted to break Jin Jianjian's hand covering his mouth, but he was worried that if he used too much force, he would break Jin Jianjian's hand, after all, the little guy's strength was not ordinary, just Jin Jianjian's ordinary bones, and the little guy wanted to break it as if he was playing.
It is precisely because of this worry that Jin Jianjian succeeded.
"It's good to tell the little guy some more truths, after all, the child is young and doesn't understand these things, you must know that many monsters are careful and love to hold grudges. "Officer Monkey is kind-hearted, and he reminds him of the same truth.
After the monkey officer finished speaking, he turned around and scolded the pig demons: "I will file this matter when I go back, and if there is any problem with this child in the future, I will ask you Gao Laozhuang for questioning." ”
By doing this, Officer Monkey is dealing with this for Coco.
After all, some of the monsters' methods can't be guarded against, and he must let these pig demons know this.
"What a big breath! When did the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain become so arrogant!"
The demonic spirit was rolling in the sky, and a sound like thunder came.
But seeing a black demon cloud swept quickly, there was also a pig demon wearing a robe that did not look like a robe, a robe that did not look like a robe, a huge pig's head on the top, and two big fangs exposed, which looked quite ferocious and hideous, and held a handful of water and fire in his hand.
"Hey, this little doll looks very delicate, it must be delicious!"
The speed of the pig demon was very fast, and in a blink of an eye, it came above everyone, and turned into a black light from the demon cloud and fell.
Coco shook his head, and finally carefully broke free of Jin Jianjian's big hand that held his mouth, and sneered at each other: "What a fat pig, the braised must be delicious!"
Hearing this, a wild pig demon shook for a moment, and then cracked his mouth to reveal a bloody basin and laughed wildly, laughing while laughing: "Okay! Okay! Okay! Someone dares to say that they want to eat my pig eighteen! Doll, if Lao Tzu lets you go today, I will still have a face in the demon world in the future! So I must let you have a result today." After speaking, the laughter also stopped, and at the same time it raised its hand and patted its belly, the meaning of which was self-evident.
Coco aimed the selfie stick at the pig demon and filmed every word and deed of it, without missing a single thing, and with a roll of his little eyes, he didn't know what kind of bad idea he had.
The two old men of Jin and Li had serious expressions, and they couldn't help but stand up in this situation, after all, this later pig demon behaved quite unfriendly.
But just when the two old men were about to stand up, they saw Coco take out his mobile phone, and he didn't know who he was talking to at this time.
"Master, can youkai eat it?"
"It's a pig demon, how about the braised wine?"
"Oh, oh, oh, I see, then I'll wait for you, remember to bring the seasoning. ”
In a few short words, a lot of information is revealed.
The time of the call was very short, that is, after three or four sentences of conversation, the little guy ended the call, and then solemnly held a selfie stick and prepared the camera to the wild pig demon: "You're finished, my master will come in a while, you are destined to become braised pork today." ”