0433 Lonely Men and Widows
The proprietress covered her mouth and giggled: "Giggles, little handsome guy, isn't this easy to distribute? Do you want your pretty apprentice to sleep with this fat man tonight? As for you, go to this girl's boudoir to sleep." That way, you don't have to squeeze it!"
After the proprietress finished speaking, "giggle...... chuckle" laughed maniacally. The smile is trembling, and the chest is rippling.
As soon as Lu Sanfa heard that he was sleeping with Chen Yu'er, he was excited, and he was chubby, so he quickly hummed and chirped in agreement: "Okay! I also think this proposal is really good! Then it's so distributed, right? Brother Zhong, the boss lady will be yours tonight!"
Chen Yu'er immediately glared at Lu Sanfa angrily, and said, "Lu Sanfa, you think beautifully! This girl would rather sleep on the street than sleep in the same bed with you!"
Zhong Ling also shouted in his heart, Nima, the coquettish proprietress and Yu'er, are still 108,000 miles behind!
Even if he sleeps with Yu'er tonight, he will never let Lu Sanfa sleep with Yu'er!
He hurriedly smiled and said: "Boss, go to your boudoir tonight, I won't go to this path, the bed in your room is quite big, and the three of us can sleep if we squeeze together." ”
When Lu Sanfa heard this, he was overjoyed again, and nodded stupidly and said, "Okay, okay! It's okay for three people to sleep in the same bed! Isn't it just a squeeze! It's okay, it's okay." I don't mind, I don't mind. ”
Chen Yu'er hurriedly questioned, "Master, what are you talking about? The three of us sleep together? How can this be? What is going on in your head?"
Zhong Ling looked determined and said to Yu'er: "Yu'er, you don't have to worry, can the master still treat you badly?"
After speaking, he said to Lu Sanfa: "Brother Lu said just now, this money is up to you, so you go and settle the bill with the boss lady now." If nothing else, we are going to stay here for a week or so. But just in case you leave in advance, why don't you rent it for three days?
Lu Sanfa heard that the three of them could sleep together tonight, especially the perfect goddess Chen Yu'er in his heart was also squeezed into the same bed!
I was very longing in my heart, what if Miss Yu'er was going to take a bath tonight? What if she slept in only pajamas? What would she look like when she wore only underwear and underwear, and showed her perfect body thoroughly? What would it look like when she wore pajamas?
She doesn't roll around when she's sleeping, does she? What if it rolls on me? Oh my God, I'm looking forward to it!
Lu Sanfa thought so in his heart, let alone 5,000 yuan a night, if Yu'er's sister also slept together, he would be willing to pay 50,000 yuan a night!
So he agreed, "Okay! I'll pay for it!"
The proprietress looked at Zhong Ling with a little disgust, and saw that he didn't seem to be interested in herself, so she didn't say anything. led Lu Sanfa, and the two paid the money.
After Lu Sanfa paid the money, he came back with a happy smile on his face.
When Chen Yu'er saw him like this, she knew what he was thinking of something funny, but she still didn't want to ask angrily: "Lu Sanfa, what are you laughing at!
Only then did Lu Sanfa realize that he had lost his temper, so he hurriedly restrained his smiling face and said seriously: "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”
After speaking, he couldn't help but want to laugh excitedly, so he turned his head, covered his mouth and laughed a few times, and then returned to a serious appearance.
Zhongling Zhengse asked, "Brother Lu, have you paid the money?"
Lu Sanfa immediately greeted him with a flattering smile and said, "I handed it over, of course I handed it over." ”
As soon as Zhong Ling heard that Lu Sanfa had already paid the money, he immediately changed his face and said in a dignified tone: "Brother Sanfa, you have also seen the situation in this house, there is only one bed in total! And we men and women, how can the three of us sleep? Yu'er is a girl, and it is obviously inappropriate to sleep in the same bed with our two big men. Therefore, I can only grieve you with Brother Sanfa, you go outside tonight to find a bunk to sleep!"
"Giggles...... Chen Yuer heard this, and directly covered her mouth and snickered.
When Lu Sanfa heard this, he was immediately excited, and said: "But didn't we all say it just now, and the three of them can deal with it if they squeeze it?"
Zhong Ling said angrily: "What do you think is beautiful? My Yu'er is such a big girl, I can really arrange for her to sleep with you?"
"Huh?" Lu Sanfa knew that he had fallen for Zhongling's kid again, so he made the landlord say with authority: "But I rented this house, and I paid the money, why did you kick me out and sleep in the room? Otherwise, you two go outside to find a floor, and I Lu Sanfa can't sleep in this room alone?"
"No!" Zhongling immediately refused.
Then he threatened: "Lu Sanfa, you don't go out to sleep, right? That's good, Yu'er knows how to deal with you Lu Sanfa." ”
After speaking, he glanced at Yu'er, which meant to say: "Yu'er, go on!"
Chen Yu'er immediately stood up and said: "Lu Sanfa, I, Chen Yu'er, count three times, if you don't get out of this room, then I'll go to the street and call you Lu Sanfa is here! I see what the reaction of those Maoshan sect disciples will be when they hear it! I'll start counting now!"
"One!"
"Two!"
Lu Sanfa suddenly couldn't stand it, compared to the right to sleep in this room, it was much worse than the people from the Maoshan faction found out their whereabouts!
Hurriedly scolded: "Oh, you two liars and apprentices! I'm scared of you! I will never trust you two again!"
After saying that, he got up and walked out the door.
When he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered something, so he turned around and asked: "By the way, the three of us squeezed it, and you said that men and women are not suitable, so the problem is, you master and apprentice two lonely men and widows share the same bed and sleep together, and live in the same room, this is appropriate?"
Who knew that Zhong Ling and Chen Yu'er both looked at him with angry eyes, and at the same time opened their mouths and said loudly: "It's your business!!"
It's just the same enemy, in one go, both of them are in a good mood!
In Chen Yu'er's mind, it would be better to share a room with Zhongling than with Lu Sanfa, a dead fat man, right? So in the absence of a choice, of course she would prefer to share a room with Zhongling!
"Okay, you two are free, as long as you two are happy!" Lu Sanfa dropped such a cruel sentence and left without looking back.
So, Lu Sanfa walked out of the room very unhappily, and there were only two people left in the room, Zhong Ling and Chen Yu'er, staring at each other, slightly embarrassed, but also slightly ambiguous.
Zhong Ling broke the embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's so cool! I'm looking forward to tonight!!"
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!
(Chapter 2!)
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