At three o'clock in the afternoon of this day, Lu Linlan was taken by her mother Tan Qiuling to Arrail Coffee Shop for a blind date. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lu Linlan naturally didn't want to come. But due to her mother's obscenity, Lu Linlan not only came, but also behaved well after a while.

"Old Su!" Following Tan Qiuling's voice, Lu Linlan saw the man. It's a mother and son.

"Old Tan!" That Aunt Su responded.

Approaching a little, Aunt Su showed a look of surprise: "This is ...... Old Tan, your daughter? ”

"Yes, yes," Tan Qiuling said, "Lan Lan, say hello to Aunt Su!" ”

Usually the girl at this time says "Aunt Su is good". But as soon as Lu Linlan opened her mouth, she became: "Aunt Su is auspicious, Wishing you prosperity!" ”

This made Aunt Su stunned for a moment and didn't answer.

Tan Qiuling was used to seeing her daughter's state, so she relieved the siege and said, "Okay, don't stick to the pestle (dialect, meaning standing) at the door." Let's go in! The four of them then entered the store.

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Found a place to sit. The waiter came over and handed over the menu. It was given to young men. The young man handed the menu to his mother, and Aunt Su handed it to Tan Qiuling, and finally passed it to Lu Linlan.

It's not the same as a la carte. Ordering food is what everyone eats, and ordering coffee is just ordering coffee for yourself. So just think about yourself and the people you know very well.

Lu Linlan said: "I'm here for Espresso-Single; Mom, would you like a latte? ”

The former word is Italian, which can be translated as "Italian extrano". This coffee is a must-have in all cafes. People who drink this coffee are either true coffee lovers or just for a pick-me-up. Lu Linlan belongs to the latter.

The latter word is in English and refers to a single serving. The counterpart to it is Double. But this double doesn't refer to two cups, but to double the coffee powder, which will be thicker and more bitter.

The latte is a classic blend of espresso and milk, with plenty of foam and little sweetness. Women often drink in film and television dramas.

For the record, the mixing of Italian and English is the result of the coffee shop environment, not the intellectual curiosity.

After Tan Qiuling nodded in agreement, Lu Linlan directly handed the menu to Aunt Su.

Aunt Sue ordered a cappuccino. This coffee has the same coffee content as a latte, except that the milk foam is more, less sweet, and the portion is less. This coffee is famous because of a certain song, and is often favored by people who love literary and artistic styles.

The young man also ordered a cappuccino. This can at least be explained as filial piety, and it cannot be arbitrarily said that he has feminine tastes.

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The time between ordering and serving coffee is relatively short. During this short period of time, none of the four spoke.

After the coffee was served and the waiter left, Aunt Su finally spoke: "Let me introduce you-

"This is my son, Luo Zhengcheng. Si Xi Luo, correct and sincere, sincere and sincere. Twenty-eight years old. Graduated from West China Medical University. Now I have opened a small clinic with a friend, with a monthly income of about 20,000 yuan. Due to his busy career, he only has a car for the time being, and he has not bought a house yet. However, the clinic is doing well and should be able to make a down payment on the house within two years. ”

This introduction is both common and classic.

Hearing this, Tan Qiuling was ready to take over the conversation and introduce the situation of his daughter. Lu Linlan stretched out her hand and stopped. Said: "Fortunately." Brother Luo is really shrewd and capable, young and promising.

"My situation is similar to that of Brother Luo. The name is Lu Linlan, Lu Xiaobu's Lu, Lin Zexu's Lin, Mei Lanfang's Lan. Graduated from the University. Like Brother Luo, I didn't look for a job at a unit. Fooling around, sometimes making and sometimes losing, I can't tell how much my monthly income is. I don't plan to get married yet, so like Brother Luo, I only have a car and no house. However, I made my parents' house wider, and I felt comfortable living ......."

"Well, what does this ...... mean by 'widening the parents' house?" Luo Zhengcheng interjected and asked.

The blind date has just begun, and they are not familiar with each other, so it is rude to interject and interrupt each other's words at this time. So Lu Linlan's face sank and she didn't answer.

Tan Qiuling replied on his behalf: "Our family used to live in 31-2, and there were three other families on the same floor. Now I live on the entire 31st floor. "It turned out that I bought the properties of three neighbors.

This is buying a specific property. Nail households usually appear in certain properties. In the end, the household can often only be won at a sky-high price, or both black and white. It's not as simple as just buying three second-hand properties.

Every condition was pressed by Lu Linlan, especially economically, Luo Zhengcheng was full of black lines, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

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Aunt Su felt that her son was being suppressed, so she said without words: "Then Lanlan, what have you been busy with lately?" ”

"Lately I've been focusing on agricultural products. That's why I haven't made any money for almost a year. But I believe that in another year, the total time will also be within two years, and the status quo will be changed," Lu Linlan replied and said, "It's just that the money can't be earned." Today's meeting is more important than making money. Lo and behold, this is my phone – it's turned off now. As he spoke, he slapped his phone on the table.

Aunt Su's mobile phone was not turned off, but she felt even more embarrassed that the topic was not in the right direction. If you continue to talk like this, when Lu Linlan says millions, billions, and billions, she and her son will inevitably be even more embarrassed. So Aunt Su forcibly changed the topic: "What's that...... Let's talk about something. ”

When Tan Qiuling explained 'widening his parents' house just now, he was a little proud, and he was in a good mood, so he said: "Lan Lan, you are usually quite good at talking." That's up to you. ”

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"It's just to liven up the atmosphere, it's a little meaning," Lu Linlan said, taking a sip of coffee, "Usually the way to liven up the atmosphere is to tell jokes, but it's not appropriate here and now. I guess it's good to have some fun quizzes. The questions are not difficult, the main thing is divergent thinking. It's equivalent to a sharp turn, but it's slightly more elegant than a sharp turn. Brother Luo, look ......"

"Okay, you ask." From his eyes, it can be seen that Luo Zhengcheng has already concentrated his attention and wants to sweep away the depression caused by the introduction of the basic conditions just now.

"Please put your hands on the table with your palms ......facing down," Lu Linlan said, "Okay." Now please remember whether you used your left hand or right hand when you stirred the coffee just now. ”

"Right hand!" Luo Zhengcheng is quite sure.

"That's right!" Lu Linlan gave a thumbs up. After pausing for a few seconds, he took another sip of coffee before saying, "Brother Luo can actually stir coffee with his right hand, it's really not easy!" Brother Luo is a party member, right? ”

"It's not...... I mean, I'm not a party member...... But does this stirring coffee have anything to do with whether or not you are a party member? Luo Zhengcheng was stunned.

"Stalin said in "In Mourning for Lenin": We communists are people with special characters, and we are made of special materials," Lu Linlan said: "Therefore, only party members who are made of special materials can not be afraid of hot and can stir coffee with their right hands." Lo and behold, we all stir it with a spoon. ”

Tan Qiuling and Aunt Su smiled. Luo Zhengcheng has a black line. Although their expressions were different, the three of them all slightly felt that Lu Linlan was not cooperating with the blind date, and their moods were a little heavy.

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"I'm sorry, I said that I didn't turn the corner," Lu Linlan said, "In order to apologize, the following question is the question of the vocational aptitude test questionnaire." It's about one day, you're walking alone on a country road. Suddenly, a big pile of cowshit appears in front of you! At this point, you only have two options......"

"What kind of problem are you, the cow has come out!" Tan Qiuling couldn't help but scold.

Lu Linlan was unhurried: "The first place among the most influential cultural figures in New China is elegant, right?" ”

Tan Qiuling glared at Lu Linlan: "You mean to say - Teresa Teng sang cow?" ”

"Why not?" Lu Linlan said, "At the beginning of "Thinking You Want to Break Your Intestines", what was sung was: As soon as you taste cow, the love will grow (the original lyrics are: The willow silk is long, and the affection is also long). ”

Tan Qiuling continued to scold: "It's okay for you to mess around with me, but there are still Aunt Su and Xiao Luo here!" ”

"Aunt Tan, it's nothing," Luo Zhengcheng hurriedly said to the mud, "I don't know what those two options are—"

"First, be surprised, and second, turn around and run."

Luo Zhengcheng felt that he was not satisfied with either option, and asked, "Can you choose something else?" ”

"No, just those two options."

Luo Zhengqing pondered for a moment and said, "Then I'll choose the first item: surprised." I don't know ......."

"Poof!"

At this moment, there was a sound of laughter not far from the side, followed by the sound of tables and chairs dragging down, and the movement was not small.

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The four of them turned their heads to look.

There were two men and a woman.

For some reason, the lady burst out laughing.

Really squirted - squirted coffee! Squirt on two men.

So there was a burst of chickens and dogs.

One of the eye-catching highs is the lady's fiery figure.

To put it simply, it's a C cup (about 15 cm between the upper and lower busts). In this way, the chest and waist are gone.

And, of course, the lady's relatively revealing outfit.

In fact, the B cup is the normal size of an unmarried lady in my country, and Lu Linlan is. In the future, after giving birth, there will be a second development.

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After a moment, the four turned their gaze back.

Luo Zhengcheng said: "Xiao Lu, I don't know what I just answered, it symbolizes what kind of profession I am suitable for......"

Lu Linlan said: "Forget it, let's still carry out the wine order." ”

Aunt Su, who had been silent for a long time, was worried that her son would suffer: "The wine order, is it that ancient?" ”

Lu Linlan lowered the volume, but it was enough for the three of them to hear clearly: "It should be said that it has been around for a long time, and it is a form of entertainment." Let's be flexible. Now I'm going to demonstrate. I'm going to ask a general knowledge question. The rules for answering are: you can only say the number of the option, not the content of the option. Whoever says the content loses. Got it? ”

All three nodded in understanding.

"Here's the problem," Lu Linlan said, "to ask about the weight of an adult rhinoceros." There are five options: A.1 ton, B.2 ton, C.4 ton, D.6 ton, E.10 ton. Each person can only choose one. (The answer is 3.5-5 tons, and the correct answer is C)

This time, Aunt Su was more positive: "I choose A." ”

Luo Zhengcheng then replied: "I choose C." ”

Tan Qiuling said: "I choose B." ”

"There were no violations. I will announce the correct answer below. That's-" Lu Linlan said loudly, "It's B!" ”

"Impossible! Definitely C! Because of Lu Linlan's stimulation, Luo Zhengcheng's voice also became a little louder.

"How can it be C?" Lu Linlan asked in surprise.

Luo Zhengcheng said: "Isn't that an advertisement on TV? I used to look it up on the Internet. I can't remember the exact number, but I can say with certainty: it's definitely C, it can't be B! ”

"You have such a good eye, are you sure it's C?" Lu Linlan said.

"Trust me, that's right. The correct answer is C, and it is definitely ......"

"Uhhh

Before Luo Zhengqing finished speaking, he was splashed on his face by a cup of warm coffee.

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When I turned my head, I saw that it was the lady who had just laughed.

The lady was still angry, and scolded again: "Hooligans! ”

Luo Zhengcheng, Aunt Su, and Tan Qiuling were all stunned and didn't know what was going on.

The lady stepped away. After taking two steps, he stopped and said, "This appetite is too good, I can actually eat a pound of cow dung!" Admire, admire! ”

Luo Zhengcheng understood now: he was surprised, it turned out to be a big meal; The numbers B and C that she argued loudly with Lu Linlan during the later drinking order were B and C cups in the ears of that lady!