Chapter 1127: Pickle Girl Walk!
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up: "How do you know it's a beauty?"
"I've heard that it seems to be from a high school, I don't know the specifics, but what is certain is that it is definitely a beautiful woman. Zhang Fei patted his chest and said.
Zhuge Liang frowned, and said angrily: "You are a cheater who killed pigs, right? The high school teacher is also a civil servant, holding the iron job bowl of the country, how can she come to the university to be a counselor who does not even have a formal teacher establishment!"
Counselors are not formal teachers.
In most universities, counselors are young teachers who have just started in the profession or recent graduates.
After all, counselors don't have to teach, and the main purpose of this profession is probably to act as a link between students and the school.
Would a full-fledged high school teacher be stupid enough to come to college to be a counselor?
Not only Zhuge Liang didn't believe it, but even Chen Nan and Gao Fushuai didn't believe it, because no matter from the perspective of salary or future, counselors were not as good as a formal high school teacher.
"This is the reliable information I heard yesterday, I don't believe you will find out later. Zhang Fei said with great certainty.
Zhuge Liang sighed and said, "If this is the case, eighty percent of our beautiful counselors will burn out their brains." ”
"From my point of view, eighty percent of this beautiful counselor is here for love. Gao Laoniu analyzed and said: "According to my estimate, it must be her boyfriend or husband who teaches at our university, otherwise she wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, so don't expect it, people must be famous." ”
Butcher Zhang took a puff of smoke and shouted: "Even so, as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner of the wall that cannot be dug down!"
Zhuge immediately agreed, nodded and said, "The killing of pigs is reasonable. ”
Sure enough, the hero saw the same thing. Butcher Zhang's face was full of pride.
Gao Laoniu sneered: "Two well-dressed beasts, you call snakes and rats a nest, wolves are treacherous, and they are shameless." ”
Zhuge Liang's eyes widened, and he scolded: "I'll go and kill the pig, and blow up his chrysanthemum." ”
"Good!"
Butcher Zhang agreed, but then scolded again: ", Lao Tzu's thing is too long, it is estimated that a shot will come out of his mouth, or you should go." ”
Zhuge Liang's waist stiffened: "Blow you, can you have the length of this army?"
"Damn, if you don't accept it, it's better than one another!"
"Nima, who is afraid of whom!" Zhuge Liang directly reached out to untie his belt.
Butcher Zhang was stunned, not to be outdone, he reached out to untie the belt of his trousers, and shouted: "Whoever is short will burst the chrysanthemum of the old cow!"
Gao Lao Niu was shocked, and hurriedly wrapped his body tightly with the quilt, leaving only his head outside, and said timidly: "Don't, don't, Ya Yan Butterfly ......"
Chen Nan was completely speechless as he watched from the sidelines.
It's really like things to gather people in groups, and the people in this whole bedroom are all funny.
Shaking his head with a wry smile, Chen Nan walked to the window.
Hearing them talk about the high school teacher just now, he couldn't help but think of Lan Yuqin, the last time he parted, Lan Yuqin had said that he would give him a surprise when he started school, and now that school has started, he hasn't found out what Lan Yuqin's surprise is.
Taking out his mobile phone, Chen Nan dialed Lan Yuqin's phone.
"Why did you remember to call the teacher?" Lan Yuqin's laughter came from there.
Chen Nan smiled awkwardly and said, "As the saying goes, if you don't see you every other day, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much, so I'll call and talk." ”
"Less. Lan Yuqin said, "What are you doing?"
Chen Nan said: "I just finished reporting yesterday, and now I am in the dormitory, waiting for the class meeting later." ”
Lan Yuqin said with a smile: "Go early when the class meeting starts, don't leave a bad impression on the counselor." ”
"Don't worry, after your careful teaching, I am no longer the bad student who was late and skipped class every day, I ...... now"
Chen Nan wanted to continue, but Lan Yuqin interrupted him and said with a smile: "Come on, don't blow you, just your nature of skipping class every day and not admitting punishment, can I still not know?"
Chen Nan smiled: "Teacher, you still know me." ”
"That is, I don't know how you can control you?" Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan sighed and said from the bottom of his heart: "Seriously, although I will still be on campus in the future, I may be a little unaccustomed to it if you often call me to the office to talk without a teacher." ”
Lan Yuqin said: "Now you know that the teacher cares about you for your good?"
"This ......"
Chen Nan coughed dryly: "I just feel like fighting with you, and it's endless fun." ”
"You ......"
Lan Yuqin smiled dumbly, this guy is always so improper.
Chen Nan also smiled and asked, "Teacher, last time you seemed to say that when I enter the university, you will give me a surprise, where is this surprise?" ”
"Don't divulge it, you'll know it right away. Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan scratched his head: "When is it soon?"
"Do you think I'm going to tell you the exact time, don't even think about it, it's going to be soon. Lan Yuqin said with a smile, and she could tell that she was really happy.
"You just tell me a specific time, you won't let me wait until the earth is desolate, right?" Chen Nan said with a wry smile.
"Hmm......"
After Lan Yuqin pondered for a long time, she said, "I still can't sue you, that, I still have something to do now, so I won't tell you yet." ”
Chen Nan was helpless, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, good, the leader is busy, the leader is busy, the leader will see you again." ”
Lan Yuqin chuckled, said a flamboyant word, and hung up the phone.
At this time, the two comics of Zhuge Junshi and Butcher Zhang had already finished comparing the birds, and they were looking in the mirror to sort out their hairstyles, saying that they wanted to leave a good impression on the beautiful counselor.
Chen Nan walked over and shook his hair: "Don't do it, it's useless to fix your hairstyle if you look ugly, if you are as handsome as your brother, even if you shave your head, you are still charming, even if you are in the midst of millions of people, you can be seen by beautiful women at a glance, this is called aura, do you understand?"
Butcher Zhang patted his chest and said: "Wool, height is the key, no matter when and where, you can always be seen by the beauty for the first time." ”
As soon as these words came out.
Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang were fine, but it was undoubtedly a critical blow to Gao Laoniu, and he shouted: "I'll go to your sister's, hurry up and go to the classroom." A few are chatting around the dormitory, chatting about eggs, it's better to go to the classroom to see if there are any beautiful female classmates, I still lack a girlfriend. ”
"Let's go, let's go!"
Butcher Zhang shouted excitedly and walked out.
As long as this product talks about girls, they are more excited than anyone else, but when they really get in front of girls, they don't dare to go up and hook up, which is a typical sullen squeak.
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