Chapter 111 Master Plan (3)
Chapter 111 Master Plan (3)
Yu Yan said: "Don't sell it, many stories are told like this...... Let's just say it. ”
Xiao Shunzi said: "The story is to sell Guanzi." It's not a story, it's an accident. Legend has it that when Du Kang woke up, he still remembered the old man's words clearly, so he did what the old man said. On the ninth day, he went to the entrance of the village to look for strangers. The first person from a foreign country was a scholar, polite, modest and polite, Du Kang explained his intentions, the scholar readily agreed, cut his finger and dripped a drop of blood in the bucket; after the scholar left, there came a mighty and heroic general riding a tall horse, Du Kang stepped forward to explain his intention, the general also rolled up his arms and sleeves, supported Du Kang, and also cut his finger and dripped a drop of blood in the bucket; at this time, the time was almost over, but Du Kang had not found the third foreigner, he was a little anxious, what should he do?"
Luo Yiyue said: "Did you find it in the end?"
Xiao Shunzi said: "You melon girl, if you don't find Du Kang, can you make wine?" Du Kang thought about it, and suddenly thought of a foreigner, so he found a dirty and stupid old beggar who wandered to the village, held him down, pricked his finger and dripped a drop of blood in the bucket, and the beggar who was in pain would shout and dance for a while. With these three drops of blood, Du Kang finally brewed a fragrant and beautiful liquid, and when he drank it, it was really refreshing and wonderful from the throat tube to the navel eye! What is the name of this thing? As soon as he thought about it, there were three people's blood here, and it was made in the unitary period, so he wrote it as 'wine', how to pronounce it? This was made on the ninth day, so he took the same sound, and pronounced wine (9). This is the legend of the origin of sake. ”
Han Xue said: "It turns out that there are three kinds of human blood in the wine? No wonder when you drink wine, you are polite first, it must be the scholar's blood that is in play, and then the general's blood is boiling...... No one could persuade her! In the end, she was drunk and unconscious, and that was to call Hanako's blood at work. The person who made up this story must have drunk a lot of wine and a lot of ink to make up this legend. ”
Ah Le said: "The three of us and two bottles of wine can only drink to the point of the general's blood, don't drink the blood called Hanako." ”
Yu Yan said: "Since you drink...... Just let everyone drink happily. If you don't drink that drop of blood called Hanako, how can you know if everyone is happy to drink it?"
You Houduo said: "Wang Dong, you don't know, I drink similar to our Brother Le, at most I can drink until the scholar's blood is a drop, and I can't continue to drink." The ancients said that the highest state of drinking is called slightly drunk, and the wine of scholars is called elegance, and drinking to such a state can still be gentle and elegant, otherwise, if you drink too much wine and talk too much, it will be indecent - this is how indecent photos on the Internet came out. ”
Han Xue said: "Our doctor really keeps a clear head at all times, wine can stimulate people's thinking, and it can also stimulate people's impulses, the amount of alcohol must be in moderation." ”
Luo Yiyue said: "I agree with this point of view, there is no limit to drinking, just like there is no bottom line in doing things." The so-called wine depends on character, the amount of alcohol depends on guts, and the strength of wine depends on ability, I think it's all! Li Baidou has 100 poems about wine, and our Shunzi has drunk so much wine, not to mention 100 poems, and he can't even let out a fart that is stained with a literary temperament...... So, when it comes to drinking, you can't watch anything!"
Xiao Shunzi usually likes to drink a little wine, so he took the initiative to attack, divided five by two, and drank up his pot of wine. He raised his measuring glass and said, "My first pot of wine has been drunk, I am a big boss, even if I drink the wine of a scholar, I will not become a scholar, so I have to continue to drink and see what it will be like if I drink the wine of the general?"
Luo Yiyue said: "You, you are a billet called Hanako, drink the third pot of wine directly, when did you drink and drink yourself as Hanako?"
You Houduo said: "As I just said, the scholar's wine is called Yaliang, the general's wine is called Mass, and the wine of Huazi is called immeasurable. Comrade Shunzi is an old comrade who has passed the test of alcohol in the organization, and he has a large amount of it, so his sister-in-law doesn't need to stop it, and if he doesn't have a good time, it's as uncomfortable as if he didn't reach **...... Haha......"
Luo Yiyue said: "Well, I can't see that our Dr. Yang is quite good at talking." You don't get drunk when others drink, and your back doesn't hurt when you stand and talk?"
Han Xue said: "Yue'er, it's rare for my man to praise your man for drinking a lot, let's not get involved in their men's drinking, Sister Yuyan, let's go ...... a few of us."
Yu Yan said: "Yes." Drinking today is like drinking in your own home, and it's fine. It's a big deal, we don't play mahjong at night, and each of us takes our respective men home to kneel on the washboard......"
Luo Yiyue said: "Sister Yuyan, you ...... Let your old Duan kneel on the washboard?"
Han Xue said: "You don't use your brains, what kind of society is it now? Men and women are equal, do you understand? If your personal dignity is protected by law, you have to have some common sense of the law, what we are proposing now is to comprehensively govern the country according to law, and to govern the country according to law, we must first govern the family according to law, and men cannot engage in domestic violence at home, and women cannot engage in dictatorship at home, so that a harmonious society can be established!"
Yu Yan, Han Xue and Luo Yiyue chatted and got to the point. Han Xue agreed to Yu Yan to work as a part-time accountant in Hongdou Group, and get paid according to work every month, Yu Yan said to Han Xue: "The principle of distribution according to work is one of the basic principles of Marxism, and we learned it when we were in high school. So, my sister won't treat you badly. ”
Han Xue said: "Thank you, Sister Yuyan." The matter of my part-time job in the company must be kept secret, otherwise, those people who have pink eye will know about it, and I will go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection to sue me, I am afraid that my job will be ruined...... In the second half of his life, he had no place to live. ”
Yu Yan said: "Are you still clinging to the iron rice bowl? There are many college students in our group who come to work...... Rest assured. If you are really fired, our group will be the first to hire you! and you are also allowed to work part-time in other companies, as long as you can do a good job in the group, the company will provide for you. Don't worry about pension. ”
Luo Yiyue said: "Sister Yuyan...... Han Xue has a second career, look at me...... Is there anything in your group where I can shine?"
Han Xue said: "Oh, Yue'er, don't you learn horticulture planning? Our Hongdou Group is ready to build a unique project combining agriculture and tourism in Pocheng City, integrating agricultural industrialization with modern enterprise management, modern tourism and health care and other infrastructure, and realizing the urbanization of the countryside and the integrated development of primary, secondary and tertiary industries." Sister Yu Yan has always had an idea, and she plans to ask you to be in charge of making a master plan......"
If you want to know what will happen next, please see Chapter 112 of "The Dream of Yu Yan Qionglong" Prime Minister (1)