After spending half a day of effort, I finally held down Bai Er's fool, Zhang Dadao's stomach is angry! This is all the actor's reaction is too slow, otherwise how could this kind of thing happen! Look at that stick, not to mention hitting a cat, even if it hits a person, it will break bones and tendons! Zhang Dadao exhaled, and immediately stared at the actor, and opened his mouth and said:

"What's your situation! I don't know if you're going to be punished! The poor punishment orders have been thrown out, and you dare to say that you are professional! What about your acting skills? What about your heart? What about your art! Isn't this a cheating!"

The actor was even more aggrieved than Zhang Dadao, and pouted: "Director Zhang, I haven't practiced this! I haven't given the script, I play it on the spot, it's good to be able to do this! I've seen people punished, I really can't punish cats? We don't have any guys!"

"Yes, there's a guy! Give it a stick, and he'll know it's wrong if he gets his brains out!" Bai Er's fool looked funny and anxious at this time, and the whole person was tied to the pillar on the side with duct tape. From the neck down, there was no skin exposed, and it cost two rolls of tape to say the least. Even if he has a strange power, there is only one mouth left at this time.

The actor was speechless, looked at the stick and said: "You are uneducated! Do you understand the punishment? It's not a cane! If you use this, the cat will die." Do you really have nine lives as a cat?"

Bai'er was a fool who opened his mouth to speak, but Zhang Dadao hurriedly stuffed the rag into his mouth, which could be regarded as a stop, and then he spoke: "What about the actor, what do you want me to say about you! What about creativity? What about the artist's spirituality and creativity? If you die like this, you are a craftsman! You know that when dealing with people, you can't get a few universal ones." The Sino-US cooperation institute has so many tricks to cut off children and grandchildren. You can't make a few copies!"

"Huh?" The old cow over there was shocked first, and hurriedly said: "Don't come to the bamboo skewers! When I was a child, I watched "Red Rock" and had a psychological shadow on this, and now I have nightmares and sometimes dream of it! Because I don't dare to sell skewers this summer. ”

The jury looked lively and didn't mix a word. It's almost impossible for anyone to pick up melon seeds here. But when it comes to this, they are a little puzzled, these are all post-90s, and the eldest Yang Rui is also in the late 80s. The most important thing is that these goods are not knowledgeable, Li Yi said curiously at this time: "What are they talking about? What does it have to do with mutton skewers? "Red Face" This is a little yellow book, right?"

Yang Rui glanced at Li Yi with great disdain, shook his head and said, "Long snack!

Qian smiled and directly took out his mobile phone and searched it. handed it to Yang Rui and said, "See for yourself! Sister Jiang hasn't heard of it? Bamboo skewers pierce the nails!" Looking at the blank faces of the two people on the side, Qian smiled and sighed, and could only use a more vulgar expression: "Rong Mama Crape Myrtle!"

"Oh~" Yang Rui and Li Yi nodded repeatedly. Immediately said that he understood. gritted his teeth and said: "I'll go, the old cow is ruthless enough!" The emotionally rich second generation also watched "Returning the Pearl" when he was a child, and it is estimated that there is an old lady gritting her teeth and wielding an embroidery needle in the shadow of the childhood of young people now.

The actor seemed to have been opened by Lao Niu's brain, and suddenly showed a clear and enlightened expression! He said, "Master, I'll prepare the torture instrument later!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned. He was also curious, didn't he know how many things he had in this store? There was no torture instrument? Xiao Pang even took out his mobile phone and went back. After a while, Xiao Pang came back with a strange face. Zhang Dadao hurriedly asked: "What's the situation? What is the actor doing? Is it miserable?"

Xiao Pang smiled dryly, and said, "You'll know it after a while, and I didn't understand it, well, it's quite lacking in virtue anyway." ”

After a while, the actor came out. A roll of cloth opened open in the lobby, revealing a lot of strange things. The actor smiled and said, "Wait a while!

"It's all right, which one shall we come first?" the actor clenched his fists and asked Zhang Dadao.

"What kind of thing is this! Didn't you say you don't want bamboo sticks? Take it away, take it away, I get goosebumps when I see this!" The old cow saw the thin wooden sticks on the spread cloth, one of which was sharp and obviously a wooden stick.

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "Eh, isn't this the sandalwood toothpick I asked him to get from the leftovers of the white second car sandalwood bracelet last time?"

""Sandalwood Punishment", Director Zhang! That "Red Rock" gave me inspiration, let's come here to be more literary and artistic! Although there is no sandalwood sword, it can be replaced with a toothpick!" The actor was excited, but except for him, everyone was at a loss, Mo Yan was a cow, but Zhang Dadao and Bai Er were both at the level of reading villain books. Counting on Lao Niu and Yang Rui is obviously even more unreliable.

As for Yang Rui and a few of them, the most serious novels they have read recently have to go back to five years ago, and they still read "White Deer Plain", and they have to read it as a little yellow book. At this moment, I was using my mobile phone to check what the actor was talking about!

Although Zhang Dadao didn't understand the ability to pretend to be first-class, he said directly: "Take it away! Respect the plaintiff, okay? The wooden skewer looks awkward! What's the situation with your bottle? Aren't you going to order it for the cat?"

The actor waved his hand again and again: "No, no, it's chili water! I added three kinds of chili peppers, and pepper! It's absolutely sour!"

Zhang Dadao scratched his chin and nodded: "This is not bad, but are cats afraid of spicy? Don't be a cat from Hunan or Sichuan, won't you give him this to make him happy?"

"Can't! I'm boiling it thick! If I don't drink it, I pour it into my nostrils and drip my eyes! I definitely let it say anything!" The actor gritted his teeth and made everyone else tremble, not to mention that this guy really has the vicious appearance of an executioner.

Later, Qian smiled and looked at each other, and whispered: "Otherwise, let's go first? I can't stand it if they really start for a while! Bullying a cat, this is too much." ”

Zhang Dadao didn't know that the jury was about to be scared away, and he looked at the bottle suspiciously and said, "Is it really so powerful?"

"Absolutely amazing!" the actor looked confident.

"Why don't we try this before we use it?" Zhang Dadao smiled curiously. The actor was stunned, picked up the bottle, and turned his head with Zhang Dadao to look at the white second fool who was staring at the black cat viciously on the pillar.

Bai Er's fool was trying to use the eye killing cat technique to see the cat to death, and suddenly shivered, and goosebumps all over his body stood up together. A thought flashed through my heart: [Someone wants to harm me?] (To be continued.) )