0216 Behind closed doors
Chen Yu'er explained her intentions and said, "Master, you taught me a lot of fingering and seal gestures, and the disciples practiced very well. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info But you said that in every fingering and seal, there is a true meaning. The apprentice has never been able to comprehend this true meaning, and he asked the master to explain his doubts. ”
As soon as Zhong Ling heard that Chen Yu'er was looking for him for this, he planned to help her diverge her thinking in a special way.
said: "Yu'er, you follow the master, you have to fully diverge your thinking in order to make rapid progress." ”
Chen Yu'er couldn't help but look serious and curious and asked, "Then Master, how can you diverge your thinking? ”
Zhong Ling then said, "Why don't I give you an analogy? ”
Chen Yuer was eager to learn her skills, and hurriedly went out to find a pen and paper and handed it to Zhong Ling.
After Zhong Ling took the pen and paper, he lay down on a desk and wrote a Japanese character on the paper.
When he finished writing, he looked at his extremely beautiful apprentice and asked, "What is this word?"
Chen Yu'er blinked her beautiful big eyes, looked at the Japanese character written by Zhong Ling on the paper on the table, and asked strangely: "Is this a Japanese character? What's wrong?"
Zhongling nodded and said seriously: "Well, this is a Japanese word. Then he asked, "What does that mean?"
Chen Yuer felt that this question was a bit idiotic, and she didn't really want to answer it, but she still replied patiently: "That's what the sun means." ”
Zhong Ling nodded in agreement, "Well, it's the meaning of the sun." ”
Then, Zhong Ling added a vertical to the Japanese character, and the Japanese character became a Yu character, and asked, "Then what does this word mean?"
Chen Yu'er still couldn't understand what medicine was sold in Master's gourd, so she still replied patiently: "This is a word." ”
Zhong Ling then asked, "Then if you diverge your thinking, what does it mean to add a vertical Japanese character?"
Chen Yu'er tried to think for a while, but she didn't come up with anything, so she humbly asked, "Master, what does that mean?"
Zhong Ling said coldly: "This is called the day from top to bottom. ”
Chen Yu'er suddenly felt that she had been tricked, and she was still thinking about it so seriously!
He said, "Master, is it really good for you to teach a disciple like this? Are you a qualified master?"
Zhong Ling defended: "Aren't I teaching you how to think differently and think from a different angle?
After saying that, he wrote a word on the paper and asked, "Now continue to use divergent thoughts, think about what this word means?"
Chen Yu'er looked at this word, what other meaning could the word "between" have? I couldn't think of another meaning when I wanted to break my head, so I had to say: "This is the room of the room, what else can it mean?"
Zhong Ling deliberately pretended to be angry and scolded: "Stupid, why did I teach you for so long and not open up at all?"
Chen Yu'er couldn't help but feel aggrieved: "Then Master, what does this mean?"
Zhong Ling explained loudly: "This is the day of the closed door!"
Chen Yu'er suddenly vomited blood, Master, can I change the Master?
He complained angrily: "Master, you have talked so much to your disciples, do you teach your disciples something like this?
Zhong Ling glanced at the open bedroom door and said seriously, "Go and close the door." ”
Chen Yu'er's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, gave him a white look, and said, "Die!"
Zhong Ling suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed Chen Yu'er's acupoint.
Chen Yu'er couldn't help but be shocked and asked, "Master, why are you giving people to live again?"
Zhong Ling said angrily: "Of course it's to punish you!
Chen Yu'er couldn't help but be unconvinced, and said loudly: "Why are you not convinced!!"
Zhong Ling gave a reason: "Because you are too stupid, you haven't comprehended what Master taught you for a month!"
"Ah? Is this also a reason to be punished? Master, I suspect that you are deliberately targeting me for a random reason!"
Zhong Ling didn't care about her, put her on the bed, cocked her little buttocks, and then "snapped" according to the round and straight sexy buttocks.
While beating and scolding, he shouted: "Call you stupid, your brain is not open, you can't learn anything! Destroy Master's good deeds! Destroy Master's good deeds! Destroy Master's good deeds! Destroy Master's good deeds! Destroy Master's good deeds!"
Chen Yu'er said aggrievedly: "Master, are you beaten for being stupid, or are you being beaten for ruining Master's good deeds?"
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On the second day, the five went to school as usual.
At ten o'clock in the morning, the grand opening ceremony of Yuanhe Noble High School was held at this time, and all 10,000 teachers and students in the college gathered in the largest playground.
When all the teachers and students lined up and stood on the playground, the scene was already dark and crowded.
Zhong Ling was the only one who did not stand in the middle of the line, just like he had told Zhang Hao, deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office yesterday, standing directly under the flagpole, waiting for the arrival of the flag-raising time and becoming a glorious flag-raiser.
This tease is still very happy, and I am looking forward to the upcoming performance.
The host of the opening ceremony first made an impassioned, programmatic speech that carried forward the past and forged ahead, and then announced the official start of the opening ceremony!
Raise the flag and play the national anthem!!
When the impassioned national anthem sounded in the audience, all the teachers and students sang along, and the atmosphere was extremely dignified and solemn.
Zhongling was strange for a while, what about the flag? Isn't he going to be a red flag bearer? Now that the national anthem has sounded, the red flag is not in his hands!
When I looked around, I saw three students wearing flag-bearer uniforms not far away, walking "in steps". The one in the middle and in front of them is holding a red flag.
Zhong Ling suddenly became angry, my flag, how can you hold it in your hand?
Zhong Ling's teasing was immediately run over, and when he got closer, he shouted at the flag bearer: "Hey, I'm the flag raiser, how can you take my flag?"
After saying that, he rushed over to grab it, but the flag bearer was puzzled for a while, where did this come out of a troublemaker? Desperately protect the flag in his hand and prevent him from grabbing it.
Zhong Ling's joke so openly began to grab the flag.
The two pushed and shoved, which immediately caused a big commotion, and everyone didn't know what was going on.
Seeing that the national anthem had been sung for more than half of the time, and the rhythm was completely wrong, the standard-bearer became anxious and scolded: "Are you here to make trouble?"
Zhong Tusebi said confidently: "I am the official flag bearer arranged by the school, you hold my flag in your hand, and you still say that I am making trouble?"
(To be continued.) )