Singles' Day is here!

November 11th is China's Singles' Day, which was originally hyped up by Taotao.com, and now it has become a day of dog abuse.

Although it is honorably Singles' Day, there is almost nothing to do with singles on this day, and it is all about some couples showing affection, so it is no wonder that many people say that this day is a special 'dog abuse day'!

Every day, there are many single dogs on the Internet who criticize Double 11!

Feng Daozun: "I'll go, if I didn't see some people showing special affection, I wouldn't know it's Double 11 again, dog's day." ”

Little demon: "Alas, I have to say that Li Feng's hype of this Double 11 is really awesome, how many people have to consume it every day, day dog." ”

Nalan Rose: "It's okay, let's tear it up, how good is it to fight with the stick fight?" But who would have thought that suddenly Double 11 would arrive. ”

"Alas, envy the bunch of single dogs upstairs, you don't know what it's like to have a loser in the Double 11 family. ”

"Yes, alas, every time it comes to Double 11, my daughter-in-law is all kinds of shopping cards, how envious I am of being single. ”

"I'm going, look, there's a lot of stuff upstairs, you know, Xiu'en loves to die fast?"

"I wish there was a ruined old lady at home, but I didn't. ”

……

Today, Double 11 has arrived, and many people have stopped tearing up and started to discuss it on the Internet for the time being.

Of course, these remarks have caused 100,000 points of mental damage to people who can't even afford to want single girls.

At this time of year, there are always Internet singers who jump out and sing one or two songs for singles, but unfortunately the lyrics are too vulgar, such as "The goddess you have been thinking about for a long time is gasping under someone else" and "The goddess of sling". The rich man's **' and so on, either the singing is too ugly, do you still remember Tu Chengwei at the beginning?

She gained a lot of attention with a few commercials, and then she was also famous for playing supporting roles in major TV and movies, but I don't know if she was stimulated or kicked in the brain by a donkey, and she sang a song "Single and Not Guilty" on Singles' Day last year. It's really disgusting to a large number of people.

Therefore, this year's Singles' Day, everyone is looking forward to the song, but they are afraid that another wave of Divine Comedy will be disgusting at home.

Lin Chen's fans didn't tear it up today, Qi Jun's concert is almost a month away, and it will be okay to tear it up when the time comes.

Today's topic of discussion is singleness!

"You say I'm not ugly, and my salary is not low, and the most important thing is that I'm not fooling around, but I can't find a girlfriend because of Mao?"

"Because you're a good person, you still want to find a partner when you're a good person. Are you kidding me?"

"Well, this reason leaves me speechless, yes, I will never be a good person again in the next life. ”

"By the way, I don't know if Mr. Lin can sing a song for a single dog on Singles' Day this year?"

"I mean I'm looking forward to it, it's been four years since Mr. Lin was powdered, but Mr. Lin has never sung on Singles' Day?"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go, let's go to Mr. Lin's Weibo to leave a message. ”

……

In the group, everyone mentioned it occasionally. But today, it is obvious that a bunch of single dogs have been stimulated too violently, so they have gone to Lin Chen's Weibo to leave a message. I hope Mr. Lin can sing a song, at least send a song to a single dog.

Originally, everyone just said it casually, but Lin Chen's Weibo said: "At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, a new song will be uploaded, well, it is a song sung by a group." At the same time, this group will also go to Xiangjiang to participate in Mr. Qi's concert. ”

As soon as this Weibo came out, everyone was stunned.

I'm rubbing, it's really special to release songs on Singles' Day!

And it turned out to be a group release song!

As soon as this news came out, many people were also shocked instantly.

As for Feng Jie, he even forwarded Lin Chen's Weibo and said: "Haha, Mr. Lin, I've been looking forward to your slap in the face." Well, can't you wait to get to the concert? But, what kind of combination is this? And what songs are you singing?"

Liu Xiaoyun also forwarded Weibo: "Thank you Mr. Lin for giving me this single dog song, I'm looking forward to what song this is?"

Gao Meiyuan said, "Teacher Lin, what song are you going to sing?"

Feng Ming said: "Teacher Lin, what kind of combination? Don't hide it, hurry up and talk about it." ”

……

The celebrities who are good friends with Lin Chen are also forwarding one after another, and they are also guessing what kind of combination this is?

As for Lin Chen's fans, they are completely boiling.

Wang Meng, that is, the 'Zihuang Spirit' sister paper, shouted directly in the group: "Haha, do you see it?

Dim light in the dark night: "That's right, sister paper is right, I mainly want to ask about sister paper, do you have an appointment tonight?"

Zihuang Spirit: "Ask your sister, I already have Xiao Zhao today." ”

Rong Xiaozhao: "That's right, how can you fall in love with different genders? ”

Wind Dao Venerable: 'Don't you like Xiao Zhaomei's paper?' you look for Lingmei paper, can he satisfy you?"

Rong Xiaozhao: "Hehe, it seems that I can be satisfied with looking for you, and in addition to Lingmei paper, I also bought a pound of cucumbers, which is enough." ”

The top of Tianxin: "Okay, I've been defeated by the two sisters, and then Lou is a little crooked? What we're talking about is Teacher Lin's slapping in the face?"

"That's right, haha stick fans are ready to tremble, Mr. Lin is going to slap his face. ”

"In my excitement, it's been a long time since I've seen Mr. Lin slap in the face. ”

"I'll go, didn't Mr. Lin just slap his face a while ago? What I want to know now is how he's going to slap his face next?"

"Upstairs, what you have to know is that Mr. Lin has been slapping his face constantly, and when has he let us down over the years, so let's see Mr. Lin's tricks and slap his face now. ”

……

All of a sudden, Lin Chen's fans jumped out, especially the single dogs, who were idle and bored anyway, so let's tear them up at the stick fans.

Obviously, this tear still has no results.

'Onima''s combat effectiveness is not weak, and they are even more ridiculous, thinking that this special Lin Chen's combination is also completely destroyed.

On the Internet, tearing is constant.

On the Internet, there is no end to the discussion.

On the Internet, everyone is looking forward to what kind of combination it will be this time.

Then, at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Chen's Weibo was also updated. (To be continued.) )