Chapter 6 Do you need a wingman?
"What are you," the elder brother said angrily, pointing his finger at Cuihua. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I saw it on TV," Cuihua said aggrievedly, looking up at her angry brother, who was frightened, and immediately lowered her head again.
"Cuihua, you have to do your homework, what is your homework," the elder brother saw that Cuihua was frightened like this, so he had to calm down and sit back in the chair.
"Very much. ”
"What. ”
"Draw. ”
"Yes. ”
"Do good deeds. ”
"Yes. ”
"Do sports. ”
Cuihua counted the homework assigned by the teacher one by one, and the more she talked, the more aggrieved she became.
"Let's start with drawing," the elder brother took out a drawing board from the left side of the sofa and handed it to Cuihua.
Cuihua immediately waved her hand when she saw it, and moved to the right side of the sofa again, hoping to avoid the drawing board, "I can't draw, brother." ”
"No, draw quickly!" the elder brother forced the drawing board to Cuihua.
"I really don't want to draw, brother, I want to go out and play," Cuihua was so anxious that she almost cried, picked up a pencil from the sofa and slid it around the drawing board vigorously, and then threw the pencil down the sofa and turned over the drawing board to show her brother.
"What are you," the elder brother saw that the anger came up again, and his tone slowly increased.
"Jajangmyeon," Cuihua replied solemnly.
"Are you that a fried noodle, not a good drawing!" my brother was angry.
"Brother, I'll draw well," the angry brother can't be provoked, Cuihua hurriedly picked up the pencil from the sofa and drew it again, but in the end, she only drew a few more curves on the drawing board, turned the drawing board around again, compared the movement of yes with her right hand, closed her eyes and said with a smile: "Two fried noodles!"
Seeing this, Tang Lin paused the video: "There are still laughs, although there are not many, if the monkey reverses the fat girl, there should be a lot more jokes than the video, but there are only two characters in this sketch, nerd, which one is you, you or the big bird." ”
Wu Hao looked at Zhou Haoran, who was sitting next to him and was still watching the video, and changed his appearance to Cuihua's body, and laughed, but he thought about the problem Tang Lin said, and only two people could go up, and the four of them were friends, and they said that they would be blessed and enjoy the hardships together, so they shook their heads after thinking about it, and said: "Let's find something else, if we want to go on it, we are not happy, and we will lose face together." ”
Tang Lin shook his head with a smile at Wu Hao's expression of feelings, didn't care about him anymore, and continued to watch the video.
In Tang Lin's view, this sketch hopes to express the influence of media such as TV on people, especially teenagers, through comedy, the two actors are very well interpreted, and then it is not suitable for two more people, Tang Lin also hopes that all four people can participate.
"Let's wait for the big bird to come back and discuss it together," Tang Lin quickly gave up the plan he had made in his heart, looking for it aimlessly, it was a bit of a matter of half the effort.
"Nerds, monkeys, eternal traces of demonic beasts, don't look for them," Tang Lin shouted Zhou Haoran and Wu Hao, who were still working hard, to continue to embark on the erosive college life.
"Damn, you haven't been on it for almost a week, and the patches have been updated twice, fortunately, I have a brother to help you read the number, otherwise you will really be outdated," For Tang Lin, who betrayed the organization for several days in a row, the other three still took on the responsibility of raising the number without regrets, and replaced all the equipment they could use, and the friendship of the university, many of which were built up by games.
Time passed quickly amid the crackling, sporadic roars that rang out again.
"I said the three of you, every time you let me help sign in, hide in the dormitory and play games, so sorry! Do you have my equipment?" Feng Peng saw three men focused on the computer as soon as he entered the dormitory, and they all said that serious men were the most handsome, but they didn't attract Feng Peng.
"We are patriotic, English is a foreigner, not suitable for us, and the equipment is all lost on your number," Zhou Haoran glanced at Feng Peng, who was unloading.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to dinner after the dungeon," Wu Hao, who was busy pulling monsters, said quickly.
"Okay," Feng Peng didn't bird the three of them, and walked to the balcony by himself to get a towel to wash his face.
The dorm room reverted to the sound of keyboards crackling.
Twelve o'clock sharp.
"Have you studied the show to some extent?" After finishing the meal, the four-person group each held a rectangular six-grid fast food plate and found an empty table to sit first, four positions, Tang Lin and Zhou Haoran on the side, Feng Peng and Wu Hao on the other. "No, I looked for it, but I didn't find anything good," Wu Hao is used to being silent, and Zhou Haoran is a typical foodie, so only Tang Lin replied to Feng Peng, "I'll think later, after you come back and discuss the direction together, it will be faster to decide on the specific content."
"Then what do you think?" Although Feng Peng is a little sullen sometimes, he is still more reliable when facing problems.
"Not yet," Tang Lin scooped a spoonful of rice from the plate with a spoon in his right hand, stopped in mid-air, and was about to answer Feng Peng, when he suddenly heard the aisle behind him. There was a muffled sound, and then a scream sounded behind his ears, without thinking too much, Tang Lin threw the spoon in his hand to the plate, his left foot stepped out, and his right hand supported the edge of the table, with his left foot as the center of gravity and center, Tang Lin instantly turned around and stood in the aisle, and then immediately stepped forward to the side, clamped his body with his left arm, and put his left hand flat forward, only to feel that a shadow fell in front of him, Tang Lin's right hand reached over from above and grabbed the opponent's arm, and the person who was too late to react reversed, Tang Lin instantly sank, and the person fell safely on Tang Lin's left hand, and the rice plate in this person's hand wiped Tang Lin's hair dangerously with a parabolic trajectory, rushing towards the not far away.
A calm gaze and another panicked gaze converged, this moment seemed to be eternal, Tang Lin only found out at this time that it was a girl lying in his arms, and it was also a beautiful woman, with shoulder-length perm melon seed face, big eyes willow eyebrows, small nose and cherry mouth, I have to say that I was amazed.
"Dang Chang~," the rice plate and spoon came into close contact with the floor, and soon, the two eyes that briefly converged together were interrupted, and the melon-eating crowd next to them helped the girl in Tang Lin's arms to stand up.
"Thank you! Thank you!" At this moment, the frightened girl kept patting her chest with her left hand, hoping to lower her drum-like heartbeat as soon as possible, and at the same time did not forget to thank Tang Lin for saving herself, if there was no Tang Lin, she knew that she would definitely fall to the ground, because several girls with her were holding a meal plate in their hands, and the incident happened suddenly, and they didn't have time to react, without Tang Lin, the best result was to throw away the rice plate by yourself, and use your hands to cushion the direction and speed of the fall, but it could not change the fact of the fall.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to take out the mobile phone in my trouser pocket, because the pants are a little tight, thinking that straightening my legs will be more aspect, I didn't notice you in the back, I'm really sorry," The male classmate who was sitting at the table behind Tang Lin finally recovered from the short blank period of his head at this time, realizing that his actions almost caused a big disaster, and he took the initiative to stand up and apologize continuously.
"Do you think it's okay to say I'm sorry, I'll let you fall and apologize to you again, do you agree?" A girl standing next to the beautiful woman didn't give the boy who apologized a good look, her best friend almost had an accident, she was not easily moved by a sentence, it seems that she is a girl with a very hot personality.
"Forget it, Jiayi, he didn't mean to," Suppressing the horror in her heart a little, the beauty grabbed her best friend Wei Jiayi, who wanted to run away, "Thank you, this classmate." ”
"You're welcome!" Tang Lin didn't take the opportunity to ask the name of the beauty, and sat back very chicly.
However, the beauty didn't seem to feel that a word of thanks was enough to express her gratitude, so she walked to Tang Lin's table and stretched out her right hand generously: "Classmate, I'm Shen Minyun of the College of Liberal Arts, thank you just now." ”
Seeing this, Tang Lin only stood up again, stretched out his right hand and shook it lightly before letting go: "Little thing, don't be so polite, I'm Tang Lin from the sophomore Art Academy." ”
"It turned out to be junior brother, if you need help in the future, you can find senior sister, thank you really just now," Shen Minyun thanked Tang Lin again at the urging of her best friend, and then prepared to pick up the rice plate on the ground.
"Classmate, let me come," the male classmate who had just tripped Shen Minyun didn't know where to get back a broom and a dustpan, grabbed the rice plate and spoon on the ground in front of Shen Minyun, and then swept the food on the ground close to the dustpan.
"Then I'm bothering you," Seeing that his tools were ready, Shen Minyun no longer insisted, "Jiayi, you go to find a place first, I'll go for a meal again, and I'll come back to you later." ”
"Okay, be careful," Wei Jiayi told a little uneasy, and then chattered with a few girls next to her about the unexpected situation just now, picked up the rice plate and walked forward, while Shen Minyun walked back to cook again.
"Wow, wood, when did you become so agile," and when the beauties were far away, Wu Hao took the lead in making an incredible sigh, looking at Tang Lin like a monster, they all understood Tang Lin's reaction speed, and then broke through their cognition in this incident, you must know that this time Tang Lin sat from sitting to standing up and hugged the person, less than two seconds, and Tang Lin was sitting with his back to him, judging things and reacting actions were completed in less than two seconds, it was a big deal.
However, Tang Lin also had the same idea about the surprise of the three of them, but he didn't intend to be too entangled in this issue, because he didn't know how to explain it, so he replied stinkily: "Because I'm more handsome than you!"
"Vomit!"
"But, seriously, that woman's head is really good, and I have a fight with my goddess, wood, you don't try to grasp this kind of opportunity, if it's me, you will definitely ask her for a mobile phone number, QQ or something, you are really a tyrannical thing," Zhou Haoran was amazed by Tang Lin's agile skills and Shen Minyun's beauty, and finally stopped fighting to the death with food, and said bitterly.