Chapter 321, why are you so skilled
"Is the phone really that magical? That little girl seems to be seduced and can't help herself. Hanxiang held Li Yun's broken mobile phone in her hand, poked it from time to time, and her face was still confused: "It's obviously not fun at all, it's better to play hide and seek with everyone..."
"Little junior sister, although I don't want to say anything, senior brother, it's just that why are you so skilled when you open it. Li Yun wanted to complain, when he was in school before, when a girl got a boy's mobile phone, the first thing she did was to open it, I don't know what the meaning is, not to mention that Hanxiang has never used a mobile phone, let alone know something like that.
As for whether it is fun or not, I remember that when I used to go to school, many students had their mobile phones confiscated when they played in class.
Li Yun remembers the most tragic time is that after a certain tough guy boy in the class did not confiscate his mobile phone, he was found by the teacher watching pure love, and he read out the title of the book on the spot and was publicly executed, and it is estimated that the classmate wants to die...
After Han Xiang swiped it twice at will, she didn't seem to find anything she was looking for, so she handed the phone back to Li Yun with a nonchalant face, and said, "That little girl just opened it, and she sent messages to people, I was thinking, this thing is the same thing as a flying pigeon..."
Li Yun nodded, and after taking the phone back, he said.
"Or, the mobile phone is an evolved version of the flying pigeon, a prop used to strengthen the connection between people, even if two people are apart, they can also contact each other through mobile phones, as long as there is a mobile phone, the distance between people will not be far. ”
"Ahh I can't see it. Hanxiang recalled Wang Xiaomei's performance before cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and said: "She has been playing with her mobile phone before, and she looks so silent, and there is nothing to strengthen the connection between people at all." ”
"So, that's what I said before, brother, this thing is a mobile phone, and now the functions are too many, many times when everyone eats and dinners, the topics they chat about have been replaced by mobile phones, the older ones are okay, and some of the younger ones have even done it to the point where the mobile phone does not leave them. Li Yun shrugged his shoulders, and then said: "But fortunately, Wang Xiaomei's drug addiction is not deep, and it will pass with a little enlightenment, in fact, what she desires more in her heart is [communication]..."
"Well, sure enough, I also searched and thought it was more fun to play hide and seek with the children, playing hide and seek, two happy things coincided, of course it was... It's a lot of fun. Hanxiang grinned, and walked in front with a large bag of things, not all of which were given by Aunt Zhao, some of them were some household items that she had just bought on the way.
When I was walking halfway up the mountain, I also met Ah Er, who was molesting the she-wolf...
"Wang, today, your fur is still so smooth. Ah Er looked at the she-wolf in front of him with a deep face, and there was a little melancholy in his eyes.
"Wow, I hate it..."The she-wolf lowered her head shyly.
"The biggest lie Ben Wang has ever told is that you are not beautiful. Ah Er looked at the she-wolf with some depth, and said lightly: "Ben Wang, I want to lie on it." ”
"Wow..."
I was most afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet, looking at Ah Er, Li Yun couldn't believe it, and the things in his hands trembled.
"Who taught it, why did he learn these things in the Taoist temple, and why did Ah Er be so proficient. ”
"No, Ah Er is indeed admiring the she-wolf's beautiful fur, very pure, and without any evil thoughts. Hanxiang also felt that the picture in front of her was a little spicy, why did this dog with an IQ below the average line have such superb flirting skills.
In this regard, Li Yun can only use his heart to feel Ah Er's inner world, that's right, this Ah Er is purely admiring the she-wolf's fur brilliance, because looking at the smooth fur, Ah Er thought of his own exclusive pillow, Ah Da's belly...
"Should I really complain about something, it doesn't seem to work, then don't complain. Li Yun looked powerless to complain, but he seemed to think of something, and took out a ham sausage from the red plastic bag.
"Ah Er!"
"Wang!" After Ah Er heard Li Yun's voice, his eyes instantly changed from the profundity of the flirtatious girl just now to the appearance of two and two, and the whole dog exuded a sausage flavor.
"This is what the fat boss asked me to bring you. Li Yun smiled, peeled off the skin of the ham sausage, and fed Ah Er directly.
Ah Er turned around to receive the intestines, inverted the intestines, rotated the intestines 365 degrees, and took the thrown ham sausages...
Li Yun was stunned when he looked at it, he didn't expect Ah Er to have this kind of operation, it was really unguardable.
"Ah Er, where did you learn the operation of this pile..."
"Wang! Ben Wang looked at what other Wang learned. Ah Er raised his head and swallowed the ham sausage, licked his tongue and said: "In the past, there were always kind-hearted people who gave Ben Wang ham sausages, Ben Wang was thinking, people take care of themselves so much, I want everyone to laugh, sure enough, as long as I do these actions, they all laugh." ”
Li Yun touched Ah Er's head and smiled slightly, I didn't expect Ah Er to know how to repay the favor, even if he can't do anything substantial, but being everyone's pistachio can be regarded as a kind of repayment...
At this time, the she-wolf who was eating melons next to her also walked over slowly, rubbed under Li Yun's legs, and disappeared into the mountains and forests after two sighs.
"Wang! I wanted it to taste the taste of ham sausage. Ah Er felt a little pity, this ham sausage was delicious.
Li Yun peeled off the last ham sausage and threw it into Ah Er's mouth.
"Go give it a taste, let it taste too, taste this third industrial revolution derivative, hot spicy sausage. ”
"Wang!" Ah Er wagged his tail frantically, took the ham sausage in his mouth, turned into a blast of wind, and shared his food with the she-wolf...
Looking at the back of the lively Ah Er, Li Yun said with a smile: "The pure friendship between the dog and the wolf, the friendship that can be witnessed by a ham sausage." ”
"Well, although it seems to be a little impure, but Ah Er is thinking about very pure things, and what is not pure is the she-wolf..."
Suddenly, Hanxiang's face was slightly red.
Li Yun didn't say anything, and after putting away the wrapping paper, he smiled.
"Let's go, let's go back to the Taoist temple..."