Su Cong looked at the scarf, and couldn't help but feel a sense of annoyance in his heart, I provoked you by recruiting you. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Fuck your uncle.

It seems that no matter what world you are in, there are always some people, no, there are always some dogs, who bite people.

Sneered.

Su Cong already had a decision in his heart.

The scarf opens.

With both hands on the keyboard, it crackled and began to tap.

Su Cong's expression was not happy, he looked a little gloomy, no matter who it was, he would not be happy when he encountered such a thing.

If it was someone else's black, Su Cong might not be so angry, but this kind of scarf dog similar to a famous mouth, Su Cong knew very well in his heart, that black people were blacker than the paparazzi.

The experience of my previous life told me that in this case, what public relations, what silence, and what justification are all wrong, and there is only one solution, that is, to be more fierce, darker, and more ruthless than the other party, and to scold back directly.

How to scold?

This is certainly learned.

No matter what a celebrity says, he is also a public figure, so he must pay attention to his image and not scold.

A beggar asked the master, "Master, why am I so pitiful, do I beg for the rest of my life?"

The master took out a coin, threw it into the air, and landed in front of the beggar.

"Master, are you saying that life is like a coin, there will be heads and tails?"

Master: "......." "Big mouth, guess what the master said?"

Su Cong's scarf, as soon as it came out, he directly opened his mouth wide.

In this world, the entertainment industry is not without scolding.

Even celebrities tear each other apart.

But there are really few people with a black belly like Su Cong.

The scarf before the big mouth opened, and the time of publication did not last long,

……

In a house in a high-end residential area, a man with eyes and a little obscene looks like he is looking at the comments in front of the computer at the moment.

That's right, he's just a big mouth, an alternative star who eats with his mouth.

A person who has no job, but can buy a house in a high-end community and drive a luxury car, is him.

Every time a black star, it is by his sharp mouth, oh no, it should be said that it is a sharp head. This time, I received a commission from a local tyrant, 500,000 yuan, to hack a newcomer, which is simply an unexpected wealth for myself.

Looking at the comment on the scarf, the big mouth opened and laughed, although the smile was a bit obscene.

The group of fans under their necks, it can be said that they are all people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and they belong to the kind of people who have nothing to do.

This newcomer named Su Cong didn't react after his scarf was published, obviously stunned.

Big mouth opened and thought to himself.

"Don't blame me, you can only blame the person who paid to hack you, I just took people's money and eliminated disasters for others. ”

After looking at the time, the old god with a big mouth was there, waiting for the reply on Su Cong's scarf, and the next cursing and questioning scarf was ready.

As long as Su Cong makes a defense around his neck, his next curse and questioning will be published immediately.

"Ding Dong!"

The computer's message beep sounds.

The big mouth opened and came back to his senses instantly.

He set an update reminder for Su Cong's scarf, raised his hand, and was about to publish the scarf he had already prepared.

However, the moment he saw Su Cong's neck, he was stunned for a moment.

"The other party has no defense?"

"What's going on?"

"Asking yourself a question?"

"Why doesn't this newcomer Su Cong defend himself?"

Suddenly, the big mouth opened slightly.

"What did the master say? ”

The big mouth replied suspiciously.

……

Su Cong looked at the second back with his big mouth open, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Sneered.

"The big mouth opened --- Master said, 'Take this money, brother!'"

……

What do you mean?

Seeing Su Cong's reply, he was stunned for a moment.

Even many onlookers who watched the excitement were stunned and didn't come back to their senses for a while.

However, since ancient times, there have been great gods among the people, and there are always people who will understand.

A few seconds later, someone below the comment gave the correct answer.

"Damn, Su Da Niu broke it, this is okay, how did you come up with this, I laughed to death. ”

"What's the situation?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean by the last three words of this sentence?"

"Ask for the knowledge of the great god upstairs!"

"Seeking the Great God Science +1"

"Seeking the Great God Science +1"

"I'm telling you! What the master wants to say is 'roll!' Brother Wu En, which refers to the pinyin of the word "roll" as gun, which can be spelled as guen, guen = g + u + en, which is "brother Wu En". Su Cong was almost. ”

"Poof, that's okay too?"

"Talent!"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

“……”

The comment on the scarf explains that the big mouth opens to see it, and the scarf of this world is refreshed in real time, that is, with a new comment, it will immediately appear in the first line.

Seeing this comment and explanation, the big mouth of the old god was almost not spit on the computer.

"Good, good!"

The big mouth in front of the computer opened a gloomy and fierce mouth.

"Tell me to get out?"

"Good!"

The big mouth opened in anger.

Without saying a word, the keyboard immediately crackled.

"As a public figure, as a rookie singer, so unqualified, so uneducated, I just question it for all the fans, but I have to curse! Such a rookie singer only has such a development prospect, and the quality of the song gunner is not very good, such a character, in the entertainment singer world, it is simply tarnished the word singer. ”

The big mouth opened angrily and published this scarf directly.

There was no hesitation.

……

"Angry, I'm afraid you're not angry!" Su Cong smiled and muttered when he saw the big mouth open scarf.

"Look how I kill you!"

Su Cong said.

Ignoring the content of the big mouth opening scarf, he knocked out a scarf again.

"Big mouth open, I heard a friend say that when she was waiting for the bus, when the bus came, she would flatter the driver, and the driver would stop the car in front of her, and she would be the first to get on the bus. When I was waiting for the bus today, the bus came, and I slowly moved closer to the platform, and I wanted to try it on a whim with my mouth open. Then he began to scratch his head and make a charming gesture to throw flattering eyes at the driver, but the driver looked at the big mouth in horror and opened a glance, and then drove the car away without stopping. ”

"Why doesn't the driver stop at the station?"

The face is twice opened, and the scarf is directly published.

It's just scolding, although the network technology in this world is developed, but, to be honest, there are too few scolding jokes, all in all, there is too little entertainment culture in this world.

As soon as Su Cong's scarf was published, the following comments burst into laughter.

…… (To be continued.) )