I angrily rushed into Chen Ke's room with a knife, and sure enough, I saw an object in yellow clothes squatting on the ground, the reason why it is called "object" is because I can't tell whether the other party is a human or a ghost, he is wearing a yellow robe with his head down and doesn't know what he's doing, and I can't see what his face looks like, and I'm really afraid to suddenly raise his head to reveal a bloody skull.

Hu Jin, Wang Xing and Deng Hua also shouted and rushed in, the four of us surrounded each other in a bright and swaying style, Deng Hua raised a knife and was about to chop, the "object" on the ground hurriedly raised his head, raised his hands high and shouted, don't do it!

When I saw his face clearly, my nose was almost crooked, damn a fake, it turned out to be the pseudo-monk who pretended to be a ghost, that is, the guy I had met several times before, at this moment the monk's face was full of stains, his face was dirty, as if he had just been dragged out of the pot, at this moment he was kneading his left ankle with a painful face and said, "My foot is broken, hey, brother, it's you! It seems that you really have a relationship with my Buddha, and you still know the old man?"

I spat angrily, and shouted at Chen Ke who was standing outside the door, Xiao Ke called the police, saying that a nymphomaniac broke into your room in the middle of the night and wanted to insult you!

The monk hurriedly stretched out his dirty hands and grabbed my trouser legs and begged for mercy, little brother!

I kicked him away and scolded, you can quickly give me a little side, who is a good man who picks the window of the little girl in the middle of the night? Your Buddhist master taught you to purify sentient beings like this? What's the matter? Don't tell me, you went to the little girl's room to take the true scriptures!

The monk blushed and said with a thick neck, I was actually in the bathing center next door, who knew that the police checked the cards in the middle of the night, and had to climb over the window, little brother, I really didn't mean to offend you and your wife!

"Husband, your grandmother is a whistle, call the police!" I kicked him away, stuck my head out of the window and glanced out, and sure enough, I saw that the bathing center next door seemed to have been checked, and many policemen dragged some disheveled men and women into the police car, but the nearest window next door to bathe was at least two or three meters away.

If that's the case, then in Hu Jin's words, he is a martial arts master, and he can't beg us so skinless and faceless, right? Thinking about it, I laughed at myself, what age is it, and I still fly the eaves and walk the wall, I estimate that this monk must have other means, but we don't know.

After glancing at the window twice, I turned to look at the monk and said, "Tell me yourself, how can we solve this matter?" My sister has a bad heart, and she almost went into shock with fear just now, for the sake of being a monk, I am not embarrassed, I can get 5,000 yuan!

The monk's old face instantly became bitter, and he pitifully took out his wallet and mobile phone from his pocket and put them on the ground and said, Little brother, I really don't have that much money, if I had money, I wouldn't go to the kind of small bath next door to you? The "Wonderland on Earth" on Garden Road and the "Water World" on Friendship Road are much higher grade than this place.

"My phone is more upscale than I am. Deng Hua stared at the Nokia N81 that the monk took out of his pocket and swallowed.

"Oh, the knowledge reserve is quite rich, this little nightclub makes you fiddle clearly, less nonsense, either take 5,000 yuan, or I'll call the police to come up, the monk into the bath, I'll think of tomorrow's news headlines for you!" I unceremoniously waved my hand to interrupt him.

After listening to my words, the monk's tears were about to fall, and he said to Chen Ke, who was standing outside the door, with his hands folded, beautiful and kind female benefactor, the little monk is really unintentionally offended, please help me persuade you?

Chen Ke's already red little face suddenly became more moist, and the two beautiful Danfeng eyes looked at me shyly.

I kicked on the monk's ass and scolded, to a chicken feather elephant, the little girl is still single, destroying the right to reputation, the crime is added to the first degree, Xiao Ke called the police!

The monk sat cross-legged on the ground like a scoundrel, took off his shoes very simply, kneaded his red and swollen ankles, and said, "Burn newspapers on the grave, what are you fooling yourself?" It's not a couple's relationship, people will run to your room as soon as something happens? If you are willing to call the police, you will report it, anyway, I haven't done anything shady to see the light.

"Fuck, you're quite horizontal! Master is really not used to your problem today! Wang Xing called me!" I rushed to Wang Xingna to come over the mobile phone, and pressed 110 in front of him, the moment the phone was about to be connected, the bald man jumped up from the ground, quickly snatched the mobile phone, hid it behind his ass and said with a dry smile, I am playing with you, you see why you are still in a hurry, brother can you do this? You let me lose money, I really didn't, or I will pay for it, right?

I almost didn't spit out the overnight meal, and said coldly to the monk, are you crazy? Look in the mirror and see that you look like the bark of the locust tree, and you pay for Nima's meat, it's not enough to take advantage of it, right?

In fact, I don't miss his 5,000 yuan, just to see if he will do it with us if he is forced to be anxious, if the dog's kung fu is good, whether it is fraud or cheating, I will leave him as a thug, if it is lip service, then let him get out of the way, I remember very clearly, that night he easily climbed over a two- or three-meter-high courtyard wall.

Judging from the speed at which he snatched the phone just now, this guy should be good at kung fu, and it should not be a good time, otherwise Hu Jin, who was so close, would not have reacted, I squinted and looked at Hu Jin lightly, and Hu Jin shrugged his shoulders at me in embarrassment.

Hearing my ridicule, the monk snorted twice and said, "Little brother, what I mean by meat compensation is to be a waiter or a cleaner or something, I have sharp hands and feet, and I do this kind of work, which is definitely better than that of young people."

I pretended to think about it and said, this is bald! I pity you, you can't find a decent job when you go out at your age, and it just so happens that our store will open soon, so I will keep you as a mascot, and I will hand over the upstairs and downstairs cleaning to you, I will take care of your three meals a day, and bring a salary of 2,000 yuan a month, you must listen to me, okay?

In fact, I can't tell how old this monk is, just looking at his appearance, he has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, exceptionally delicate, he feels like he is in his early thirties, and he looks like he is thirty-six or seventeen, but when he doesn't speak, he feels like an old man in his twilight years.

The monk thought about it and said, "No problem!" But there is one thing you can't limit me, that is, how do I arrange my off-duty time, you can't ask, I am a Buddha, and I have the responsibility of purifying the world...

I snapped my fingers and said, okay, stop chattering, no problem!

The monk smiled dryly and said, "Boss, do you have anything to eat here?" I'm a little hungry.

"Nope!"

"I'll help you down. Chen Ke and I said in unison.

"Thank you, beautiful and generous hostess!" the monk clasped his hands together again.

I raised my arm and was about to go up to the back of his head, who knew that this guy seemed to have eyes in the back of his head, he actually got up from the ground, coincidentally dodged my slap, and then swished at me and said, boss, let me tell you the truth, the ancients paid attention to the harmony of yin and yang, one yin and one yang is the right way, and it is really not good to be separated from my wife for a long time...

"Get out!" I raised my leg and kicked him, and the monk leaned slightly to the side, very clumsily dodging it.

"Boss, where am I sleeping tonight?" the monk smiled back at me.

I pointed downstairs angrily and said, there are several private rooms on the first floor, you can choose one to sleep in!

Hu Jin waved his hand and said, Forget it, let the master sleep with me, little third master, you can sleep with Wang Xing today.

I nodded helplessly, the monk also kicked his nose in the face, held his head high and pretended to be a big brother and said, I'm not used to sleeping with people, I want a room alone, I just sleep in the boss's room, the boss moves over and sleeps with the boss's wife, so wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?

"Shut up, stinky monk, do you believe it or not, if you talk again, Lao Tzu will call the police immediately?" I pointed at the monk and frightened.

Hu Jin leaned lightly on my arm, and then put his arm around my shoulder and walked out of the house, only then did he say in a very low voice, the third master listened to me and agreed to his request, this kind of person can definitely save his life if he stays by his side, this guy is a master, I have a feeling that he can kill me in seconds, that is, Su Tianhao and Lin Kun are tied together enough to choke his opponent, I think Zhu Yan may have a fight with him.

"What the hell?" I asked, incredulous.

Hu Jin shook his head and said, I'm not sure, I just have a feeling, you said that it would be a bit too much for you to let people be the mascot in our store just now...