54. Male hormones are not controllable casually
Maybe a male policeman will ask this question, the effect will be better, maybe the society my Nange fell down and begged the government for leniency, and he had no backbone.
But female policemen, especially beautiful female policemen, in addition to the panic at the first moment, Bai Haonan still has a habitual oily tone: "Why do you want to check my ID card? ”
Just like that, you can immediately turn the defense into an attack, maybe some girls will laugh and scold and slap the stinky man, but Guo Saki immediately dodged in a little panic: "You start talking nonsense again! I'm ......"
How could Bai Haonan let her stop the topic on the ID card and keep up with the next step and whispered: "How is our father's recovery?" ”
Sure enough, Guo Saki forgot his ID card and was annoyed: "You are really a hooligan, and you can't change your habits!"
After the victory, Bai Haonan's soldiers risked coming up: "Yes, I'm just a hooligan, but don't break the law, I don't force others, and I don't spend money on prostitution, that is, the two parties voluntarily make an appointment to go to bed, this won't be a crime, right?"
Maybe just the verb of prostitution makes the ears of a girl like Guo Saki feel dirty, and she can't help but cover her ears and whisper: "You trash! Get out of the way!"
Bai Haonan came closer leisurely: "Actually, my kind of garbage is still quite attractive, willing to spend money, willing to serve women wholeheartedly, and satisfied in all aspects, much better than those honest people who blush when holding hands and hurry to bed and don't know how to have fun, don't you still feel a little excited in your heart?"
Guo Saki was so angry that she was about to beat someone, but the police uniform on her body still allowed her to control it, and she suppressed her voice and pointed at people: "Get out! Don't talk nonsense!"
Bai Haonan just saw the volume she was trying to control: "Get out, don't be duplicitous, Officer Guo, I'm really a scumbag, people like me have no moral bottom line, some women don't care about me, because they also let go of shame and have fun, you are different, whether it is a tutor, life experience or work identity, it is impossible, so don't be itchy, be honest when you are a serious woman, your parents, please let you settle it yourself, just say that I am a girl again." After saying that, he really turned around and left.
But there was a coquettish voice from behind: "Stop!"
Bai Haonan, who was already snickering, couldn't help but roll his eyes in disappointment, and made a grimace before he could turn around and become impatient: "Girl, what the hell are you going to do?"
Guo Saki looked at him, and he couldn't see any chest ups and downs in his straight uniform, but he controlled his emotions: " I don't know why you have such a distorted outlook on life, but even that Miss Qiao said that you are not a bad person, although I have no outside social experience, but I can also see that you have no bad intentions, I don't deny it, my parents heard that you are single, so they want to match the two of us, and even bring me to the stadium every day to watch you train, and the unit also wants to match, because from the leader to the comrades-in-arms hope that I can cheer up, but this is not the reason why I can be humiliated by you casually!"
Bai Haonan hurriedly said: "Don't be casual! Really, your problem is that you are a little taller, and your temperament may be a little boring, but the big man stands in front of the door, and he looks good if he doesn't take it off, there are always blind people who want to improve his family height genes, pick slowly, maybe it will be more feminine in a few years before it is attractive, don't associate it with a hooligan like me, I hope you can tell your parents my true face when you turn around!"
The policewoman may not have met such a lazy hooligan, the real hooligan has withered in the face of the police uniform, crying and laughing: "Why are you like this, can you talk well, be serious!"
Bai Haonan was also distressed: "People like me have never been serious, with my years of experience in picking up girls, you are a little honest, you have been honest since you were a child, and you have always been honest in your study, life and work, don't be deceived by the stinky hooligan with a flamboyant tongue, you must find an honest person, I suggest that you should treat me like a pile of shit, and you don't bother to look at it!"
Guo Saki had to wrinkle his flat eyebrows: "Is it funny that you abuse yourself like this? I don't understand anything else, at least you are also capable of leading the team as a coach, Deng Ju said that you look generous and have both ability and political integrity, why do you have to describe yourself so badly?"
Bai Haonan stretched out his hands helplessly: "Otherwise, what can I do, I like to make an appointment with a girl, I earn today's flowers, I know what your colleagues are thinking from the first day I saw you, I am not a person of the same world as you, you are still coming every day, have you never thought of refusing your parents' arrangement? Can't a scumbag like me let you stay away?"
The young policewoman stared at him, there was really that kind of deterrent power of the people's police, Bai Haonan barely supported it, but her eyes could only float around, and all she thought in her heart was that if it weren't for this fake identity of bullshit, you see that Lao Tzu would be able to let you call your father in less than three days!
Guo Saki definitely couldn't think of these dirty thoughts in his head, and finally slowed down his tone after a while: "My dad really almost sacrificed, and walked around the ghost door, saying that he couldn't die because he couldn't let me go, so now lying on the hospital bed is thinking about this, and my mother is even more beating, even if I told them what kind of person you are, my mother actually told me that men are like this, as long as they get married and have children, they will pay attention, you can say better than me, can you say it?" In the end, it even has a bit of a taste of soft talk.
Seeing the tall girl in a police uniform talking like this, I have to say that Bai Haonan's shallow heart is still a little happy and inflated: "I still have two hands to deal with middle-aged housewives......"
was so angry that Guo Saki immediately raised her eyebrows again, but she had no confidence: "Don't you be a hanger, okay?"
Bai Haonan thought about it once and for all, and proudly raised his legs and walked forward: "Then I'll help you this time, and then say that I'm so handsome, you can't delay my good things every day, and hide in this corner to watch me quietly, you are a little promising, such a beautiful girl, how is it that no one is chasing you?!"
He's this mouth, flirting with girls has become a habit, and anyone who is calm can make his heart ripple, this little policewoman who happened to walk through the oleander green belt is really ashamed, and she reached out and grabbed him by the collar after two steps: "Shut up you!"
Bai Haonan has a quick reaction to the running position, and he runs without saying a word, and Guo Saki is so angry that he chases after him.
A man and a woman, one after the other, rushed out of the back door of the medical university, there were many people on the street outside, seeing the police behind them, they looked straight one by one, Guo Saki had a sense of uniform, knew what he represented at this moment, and hurriedly stopped and shouted: "Liu Hao!
The University of Medicine is in the downtown area of the second ring road of the provincial capital, not to mention the side gate of the attached hospital, which is called more than one person, Bai Haonan looked at the crowds of people outside, and seemed to press the pause button to see the scene of the police catching the thief, and quickly stopped, Guo Saki proudly walked up and stretched out two fingers to twist his collar and lifted it up: "Can you still escape from the palm of my hand?"
Bai Haonan really subconsciously made fun of tiptoe to cooperate with the policewoman's movements, and suddenly made Guo Saki so funny that he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, and he was distressed: "Don't you think this is very much like a bridge in love?"
Guo Saki let go of his hand in a panic, and his face turned red.
This girl is really honest.