Regarding Zhang Dadao, the little fat man sees it this way, this is a mental illness that has helped him, and his character is okay in his bones. The so-called character is okay, based on the mentally ill population. In Qian Yixiao's eyes, Zhang Dadao is a senior guy with two diseases and abnormal three views, but at the same time, Zhang Dadao is quite smart. But no matter what, neither of them would believe that Zhang Dadao had any great abilities.

No, it should be said that the two of them are the same, and they don't believe that Zhang Dadao has any normal skills other than "nonsense" and "cheating".

Zhang Dadao suddenly shouted in surprise this time, and even the fat man was attracted to it: "Senior Brother Tian, what else are you going to do?" Let's discuss and discuss, if it's really awesome, I'll add it to my Taobao store for you! Now you can sell anything online, and the day before yesterday, I saw an anchor who was actively abused for selling offline for 16 rounds!"

Zhang Dadao and Qian Yi smiled expressionlessly, and the little fat man was a little embarrassed and could only explain: "It's a joke! ”

Qian smiled and pouted: "You are not suitable for taking the road of entertainment commentary, come! Let's talk about the serious, what will you do with Lao Zhang! My uncle has a lot of positions, if you can use it, I will introduce you to a job first." Qian Yixiao is obviously much more reliable than the little fat man, but there are some problems with the selection of objects.

Zhang Dadao was entangled, his expression was extremely distorted, Qian smiled and squeezed the little fat man, and said, "What's the situation?"

"I guess he doesn't have any skills, but I'm making it up! Don't be surprised when you hear him say that he can 'Ultra Ray', 'Pegasus Meteor Fist' or something, Senior Brother Tian actually doesn't have much imagination. The little fat man opened a bottle of Coke and drank it.

Qian Yixiao was completely speechless, and was pondering whether Zhang Dadao was imaginative or imaginative according to the little fat man's statement, and at this time Zhang Dadao spoke: "What words! Poor Dao has too many skills, and I don't know what to say for a while! I can do a lot, just quyi, I will be able to cross talk, drums, allegro, and drama!"

"Well, you've just heard a lot!" the little fat man dragged Zhang Dadao back.

Qian smiled and said, "These are useless? You can't go out to perform arts! What else can you do? ”

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "That's a lot, flying cornices and walls, sliding doors and picking locks, fights, bullying children, antique identification, advertising design, and humanistic environment consulting." That's all for you!"

"Oops~ You are versatile!" Qian Yixiao's head was bruised, the little fat man couldn't listen to it anymore, and turned around and went back to continue the live broadcast and no longer bothered Zhang Dadao. Qian smiled and squatted beside Zhang Dadao and said: "Senior Brother Tian, you really know this? There are so many capable people, let's not talk about those who break the law and commit crimes, you can run a community service company with these things!"

Zhang Dadao was quite disdainful, and said in his mouth: "The income from unlocking is too low, can you buy a house and a car on this day?"

Qian smiled and pursed his lips, and said as he walked to the little fat man: "Think about it yourself! If you really have nothing to do, you can get your driver's license first! Anyway, we're close now, and we don't have to drive to class. If you have a driver's license, you can also move wider. ”

"Old money is coming, it's going to open!" The little fat man smiled at Qian and beckoned, and said to Zhang Dadao in his mouth: "Senior Brother Tian, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, you also have to run far, you can't stick to the nearby neighbors!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and he also felt that it made sense, why did he drive a car, which seemed more credible. At least compared to the past when it came to buses, a scammer who drove a car is much more professional. Zhang Dadao thought about it, and began to check the news of the driving school again, and after checking for a while, Zhang Dadao was depressed again, this driving school actually charges and the price is not low. Zhang Dadao's expression deteriorated suddenly. Zhang Dadao immediately decided that he would still have to pull the money and laugh if he had something, and he decisively didn't take the driver's license or something.

Zhang Dadao felt bored, so he simply took Xiao Zhuanfeng out to walk the dog. The little drill wind has grown very fast recently, and it has become more and more lively, and it has to be pulled out for a while every day to vent its excessive energy. Walking the dog back, Zhang Dadao was tired, and he didn't have time to care about his boredom, so he fell asleep.

The days of being entangled and bored like this lasted for three days, Zhang Dadao was entangled and depressed every day, if he didn't know that he was mentally abnormal, the little fat man and Qian Yixiao almost didn't think he was going to get depression. This day was full of frustration and low pressure, Zhang Dadao didn't feel anything, and the little fat man and Qian couldn't stand it with a smile.

"Brother Tian, what kind of evil are you doing? Please be positive and optimistic, okay? It's all because you make the atmosphere depressed, and I have lost three times in a row!" The little fat man looked depressed, and he felt uncomfortable playing games today under the influence of Zhang Dadao.

Qian Yixiao didn't have a double row with the little fat man today, he was happy to play with his mobile phone, and said after hearing this: "That's it, you are abnormal enough these days." ”

The little fat man smiled: "That's right, that's right, you're not as good as before! Although it's not a thing, it's not so annoying! ”

"Alas~" Zhang Dadao sighed, rolled up his dead fish eyes, and said with a tired face: "Poor Dao wants to be a person with dreams, but the gap between dreams and reality is too damn big! I am like a good person, why is it so difficult?"

The little fat man was very angry, and said hurriedly: "You are going to be a good person again? You want to be a good person, you should be a good person! You go to the street to help the old grandmother! What is the matter with you putting a stinky face with the family and showing us?"

Zhang Dadao sighed twice and said, "I didn't have a chance before, but now I want to be a good person." ”

Qian Yi smiled and interjected: "I'm still 'sorry, I'm a policeman!'! You haven't watched a lot of movies at home in the past two days? Okay, tomorrow the dead man's community will officially open, and those who bought off-plan houses are just closing the house, I will discuss with my uncle, you go and get a stall! Didn't you show your face before? I guess my uncle would agree. ”

The little fat man nodded and said, "That's it, Senior Brother Tian, you should go to pit others! Compared to your ability to catch ghosts, your appearance and feng shui are barely reliable." By the way, it's not a helper, you have to count it as a psychological suggestion. ”

When Zhang Dadao heard that there was work to do and help people, he was also excited, the tiredness and bad luck on his face were gone, and he hurriedly held Qian Yi's hand and shook it again and again: "Thank you, thank you! Old money, I'll give you a share when I turn around! I will give you two percent of the profits!"

Qian smiled with a smile, took out a business card and handed it to Zhang Dadao, and said: "This is a decoration company opened by a friend, and they will also recruit customers over there tomorrow, you can cooperate with them to take a look!"