"Oh, Xiaofan, your dad has called you a lot, why don't you answer the phone, but it worries us so much!" said his mother. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Mom, I'm sorry! I'm worried about you! My phone is on silent mode!" Jiang Xiaofan pointed to the phone screen and said honestly.

"Stinky boy, don't you want to answer the phone? Make your mother worried!" His father looked a little angry and slapped him on the shoulder, which was quite strong! The pain made Jiang Xiaofan's body shrink.

Jiang Xiaofan knew that his father was worried about him, so he grinned and said, "I really didn't mean it, I don't know why the phone became silent mode!"

"Xiaofan, don't listen to your father's nonsense, go into the house to eat, your mother knows that today is your birthday, and she made a cake for you. His mother took him by the hand and walked into the house.

His dad closed the door and followed, patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Did it hurt?"

Jiang Xiaofan smiled and said, "It's very comfortable!"

"You stinky boy!" his dad laughed.

As soon as his mother pushed open the door, he smelled a familiar fragrance, which was the fragrance of baked cakes, looking at the home-cooked dishes on the table, just like the cake made of baked cakes, Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but say: "! Such a big cake! Mom, you are really attentive, hard work!"

"Xiaofan, Mom knows that you love to eat the baked cakes made by your mother, do you like this baked cakes made for you?" said his mother and pulled him down on the bench.

"Yes, Xiaofan, your mother was busy all afternoon to make this baked cake," his father said at this time.

"I like it, I like it! Thank you, Mom. Jiang Xiaofan said happily and loudly.

"If you like it, how about you try it and see what it tastes like?" said his mother and gave him a pair of chopsticks.

Jiang Xiaofan picked up the chopsticks and stuffed a piece of baked cake into his mouth, chewed it heavily, and said loudly: "Mom's cooking is so delicious!

"Xiao Fan! eat more if it's delicious, now is the time for you to grow up, today is your birthday, Mom has nothing to say, Happy Birthday!"

"Xiao Fan, you have to study hard, take the entrance examination to a prestigious university in the future, and honor your mother, we have high expectations for you!" his father said, patting him on the shoulder.

"Mom, it's enough to have your words! Dad, I understand your words in my heart, and I am always reminding myself to study hard and make progress every day, so you can also sit down and eat together?" Jiang Xiaofan licked his lips and said.

"Good!!" his parents said, and sat down.

His dad likes to drink, and he only drinks liquor, and his dad wants to pour him a glass of liquor too, but his mother stops him!

His mother said, "Go! Go, you can drink the iron pillar! Don't take bad Xiaofan, you think it's glorious to be a drunk all day long?"

Jiang Xiaofan only smiled and didn't mix, he didn't drink much, he just drank some beer, but his dad can be said to be very drinkable when he drinks, two bottles of liquor are down, his face is not red and he is not panting, his dad drinks to eat, a bottle of liquor and two bowls of rice, just like Wu Song in the TV series, he can eat and drink, his dad has two chest muscles, six abdominal muscles, and at least one cow with great strength.

Jiang Xiaofan took advantage of the meal and asked his father, "Dad, didn't you say that grandpa has relics to hand over to me?" Jiang Xiaofan was looking forward to what his grandfather left him.

"What's the urgency, eat a full meal, and your dad won't keep your things private," his dad said to him, holding a piece of bacon in his mouth.

"Dad, I didn't mean that, oh! Dad, I'll talk about it later, I'm going to!" Jiang Xiaofan suddenly felt his stomach swell and said.

"Stinky boy, don't you see eating? What kind of, how disgusting. His dad yelled at him.

Jiang Xiaofan turned around and said, "Dad, you didn't say you!" After speaking, he ran out of the door and made a fart!

"it! I can't hold it back!"

His mother laughed, and he could hear the laughter coming from inside the room.

His thatched house sits on the hill to the west, and he also raises a big fat pig. Jiang Xiaofan hurriedly ran up, and suddenly a smell of pig manure came to his face.

"it!, it stinks!" Jiang Xiaofan covered his nose and breathed through his mouth to feel better, he pushed open the door of the thatched house, and unexpectedly... There was actually a person inside, because it was dark, he used the light of the mobile phone screen to faintly see that the person was wearing red, and he was so frightened that his mobile phone almost fell into the pit!

"it!, what the hell!" Jiang Xiaofan hurriedly retreated, and then he went up again, he heard his grandfather say that ghosts are afraid of children's urine.

"Fortunately, I'm still a virgin, and today it's finally coming in handy!" Jiang Xiaofan unbuttoned his trouser belt, lifted it and peed inside, two words, comfortable!

Jiang Xiaofan didn't care about him, hurriedly ran to the vegetable soil of the Wang family, and squatted down.

Puff~Puff~Puff~!

"This feels so cool!" Jiang Xiaofan took a big breath. "The cabbage grown in the Wang family's land is a little bad, so I just helped the Wang family fertilize. ”

"Oops, I'm in a hurry, I didn't bring paper!" Jiang Xiaofan tore off a few cabbage leaves and wiped his buttocks, put on his pants and ran towards the mountain, he wanted to catch ghosts, he was very bold in the village, he couldn't deal with it! He could also call the villagers.

Jiang Xiaofan threw a stone at the thatched house, and when he saw that there was no movement, he carefully went up and pushed the door open to see that the ghost was gone! Only the pig was gnawing on the floor.

"Could it be that the injured ghost escaped!" Jiang Xiaofan looked around uneasily, but found nothing suspicious, and then he shook his head and walked down the mountain.

When he got home, his mother asked him why he had been gone for so long to come back?

"Have you eaten enough?" asked his mother.

Jiang Xiaofan replied: "I'm full!"

At this time, his father drank the last glass of wine and said to him: "I am also full! Xiaofan! Don't you want to see the relics that grandpa left for you? Come with me to the room where grandpa used to sleep, and I'll give it to you now!"

His mother was cleaning up the table, and Jiang Xiaofan went to the room with his father. Pushing open the door, his father turned on the electric light, his grandfather's room was very clean, because his parents often cleaned it, and the walls were covered with spirit runes, which looked weird, and there was a copper coin sword hanging on the right wall, and a strange mirror, which was the ghost killing sword and Qiankun mirror used by his grandfather to catch ghosts before his death, which can be said to have their own benefits.

Jiang Xiaofan watched his father take out a wooden box from his grandfather's bedside, and there was a golden spirit rune pasted on it, this spirit rune was the first time he saw it, and he immediately felt the mystery of this box.

His dad beckoned to him. He sat close to his dad on the bed, looking at the box in his dad's hand and his heart was beating very fast for some reason.

His father said to him: "Xiaofan! This is your grandfather who asked me to give you when you are 18 years old before he died, and it can be regarded as a birthday gift from your grandfather, and now you will be handed over to you when you are 18 years old." ”

"Why did Grandpa insist that I turn 18 before asking you to give it to me?" Jiang Xiaofan asked, feeling that this matter was not so simple.

"I don't know, but that's what your grandfather said!" open it and see what it is?" said his father, handing him the box.

Jiang Xiaofan then asked the box: "Doesn't Dad know what it is after so long?"

"Your grandfather didn't let me see it, I dare to see it!" said his father.

"Oh!" Jiang Xiaofan responded. He carefully took off the golden talisman on the top of the box, and opened the box to see that there was a piece of paper inside, which was a map to be precise.

He opened it and saw that there was a picture drawn on it, wasn't this an XJ map?

Looking at the few words written with a brush. Xiaofan, when you see this map, grandpa knows that you are 18 years old! Happy birthday! This map left by grandpa is about a legend of Loulan, implicated in your fate, grandpa left you "Ghost Art Dao" You have to study hard, the golden spirit rune must not be lost, this map must be kept well, until you find the ancient city of Loulan, grandpa ghost Taoist people settled.

"Damn! What a coincidence! The school is organizing students to travel to XJ, and I didn't plan to go! Now it seems that I am going!" he said secretly in his heart.

I took a look at the other things in the box, and in addition to "The Way of Ghost Magic", there was something like a compass. "Grandpa is really thoughtful, even this kind of thing is ready for me!" he said secretly, calling it Loulan.

"What did Grandpa leave for you?" Dad asked him.

"Fortunately, my dad doesn't know a few big words, and he hasn't gone to school. He said secretly, and replied: "The "Ghost Art Dao" that my grandfather left me told me to practice hard, and in the future, I will eliminate ghosts and do the way for heaven." ”

After speaking, Jiang Xiaofan showed the book to his father.

"Oh! It's this thing! Xiaofan, you have to study hard, don't lose your grandfather's face. His father returned the "Ghost Art Dao" to him.

"I know. Jiang Xiaofan nodded, put the book into the box, and pasted it with a spirit talisman.

"Okay! It's late, you're tired from a long day in the car! Rest early. "Dad went out after that!

Jiang Xiaofan was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.