Chapter 818: This Farce, This God Reversal (10 Explosions)
Lehi is a dog lover, and he is also a vegetarian, compared to the vegetarian fraternity of any animal, he only likes dogs, and even Lehi thinks that dogs are human friends, dogs can also be guide dogs, can take care of the home, can other dogs do it?
Therefore, although Lehi often participates in such vegetarian conferences, he still agrees with or thinks that dogs are superior to other animals, as for those chickens, cows, ducks, etc., they are even more, can these be compared with dogs?
Li Hai still agrees with their speech on the above by Zhang Jin, the president of the Vegetarian Association, and he also feels that the short film "Dog Food" is too fucked, and you paralyzed the male protagonist of the dog lover as a pervert, your uncle.
Therefore, when Zhang Jin shouted what to do, Lehi also roared.
"Lin Chen must be made to pay, and Lin Chen must be blocked. ”
"Also, why play against dog lovers, what are these dog lovers? They're perverted. ”
"Yes, they only love dogs, and only we are so loving. ”
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But then Lehi was not happy, paralyzed, crusade against this Lin Chen, crusade against Lin Chen, why the hell are you bullying us dog lovers?
We're all vegetarians too, aren't you all guilty of infighting?
Thinking of this, Li Hai said to a fat man next to him who had already shouted and his green muscles were exposed: "We are all crusading against Lin Chen, why are you pulling our dog lovers?"
The fat man, who was completely in a state of demonic obstacle, gritted his teeth and scolded: "I just hate dogs, can't I? These dog lovers are perverts and hypocrisy in my eyes." ”
"Your uncle, Lao Tzu is a dog, what do you mean?"
Lehi roared.
"You have a dog, you are hypocritical, you are perverted, you are shameless, paralyzed, what happened to you? ”
The fat man said with a sneer at this time.
"What the hell are you going to say again? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu whipped you?"
Lehi was really angry, looked at the fat man and said through gritted teeth.
"Boy, just your little body, get out and the dog, by the way, I heard that you all treat dogs as sexual partners?"
The fat man's words directly caused Lehi to go crazy and kicked directly towards the fat man.
There was a fight here, but in the auditorium of 1,000 people, there was not only this corner.
The other four corners were also in a mess.
"You say dog lovers are stupid; Forced?"
"I just said it, Lao Tzu just said, dog lovers are stupid. ”
"I'll kill you. ”
……
"Paralysis, you dog lovers are perverts, and dead perverts. ”
"**** Your uncle, they are all vegetarians, you are ****** looking for death. ”
'Find your sister. “”……
"Damn, you're scolding, what kind of dog lover?"
"It's you, paralyzed, the old lady looks at you unpleasantly, you look like a vixen, and you call your dog a son, ****** you give birth to a dog son?"
"Dead fatty, don't you just dislike the old lady for being better looking than you? By the way, I forgot to tell you, your baby husband who shows off every day secretly adds me to WeChat and dislikes you for more than 150 pounds in trouble, just like a dead pig. ”
"Dead vixen, you dare to seduce my husband?"
"You stupid husband doesn't deserve to give me **** fingers. ”
"I tore your mouth. ”
"I'll kill you. ”
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It was so lively, and for a while, the entire auditorium suddenly beat each other.
You must know that among the more than 1,000 vegetarians, dog lovers also account for one-third, and everyone is crusading against Lin Chen, those who eat meat, and the short film "Dog Food" is very pleasant and tacit.
But who would have thought that someone would scold the 'dog lover' when he was screaming wildly.
Who can bear this?
It is precisely because of this that dog lovers are furious, and both men and women go to war directly.
The crackling sound made a mess!
On the stage, the smile on Zhang Jin's face was gone, and he was even a little dizzy.
I'm the next Olympics!
What's going on in this ******? How did it come to be?
Listening to the roar below, Zhang Jin understood, and also scolded secretly, and hurriedly took the microphone and shouted: "Don't do it, everyone stay calm, dog lovers and us vegetarians have always been allies, don't fight." ”
It's a pity that if it was before, Zhang Jin's words would definitely be listened to for these people.
But now these people are already in a mess, who cares about listening to them.
"If you pretend to be forced on me again, Lao Tzu will annoy dog lovers in his life. ”
"Dogs are friends of humans, dogs provoke you? You are paralyzed, you are simply a vegan scum. ”
"Kill you. ”
"I'll kill you. ”
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There was a lot of noise in the auditorium, and many people had already begun to lift the tables and pick up chairs to fight.
The security guards outside were listening to the lecture inside with some disapproval, and the two security guards were chatting.
"Hey, it sounds like a vegan here. ”
"Yes, you also watched "Dog Food", I think the filming is so good, and the description is very right. ”
"Be quiet, the people in there are all crazy people, and they are all lecturing. ”
……
Originally, the two of them were standing guard when you talked about me, but then it felt wrong.
"Damn, it's not like a lecture inside, it's like a fight?"
A somewhat panicked security guard quickly pushed the door open.
Bang!
He was directly knocked to the ground by a chair, and the security guard who followed behind was also frightened and quickly notified the manager.
The manager of the Imperial Capital Hotel was also frightened when he saw the scene of the fight inside, what special thing is that there are more than 1,000 people, even if they have more and more professional security guards, they don't dare to bombard.
Thinking of this, the manager immediately decided: "Close the door, quickly lock this door for me, and then call the police." ”
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Zhang Jin in the room was already about to die, and he admitted that this was his most failed day in 28 years, and he didn't rely on his eloquence and unique psychological knowledge to play other people's tricks.
But how did it come to this this time?
It's always been good, ****, why did you suddenly fight without saying a word?
Zhang Jin, who is familiar with psychological knowledge, understands that he can't help at all in this situation now, and even if he goes to fight, he may be killed.
More than 1,000 people beat each other, and if they don't make trouble, they will die.
"Your uncle!"
After gritting his teeth and scolding, Zhang Jin had to call the police, because he knew that if he didn't call the police again, this matter would get bigger and bigger, and there would definitely be a big mess.
At the same time, Zhang Jin not only called the police, but also called the hospital, because he had seen that many people were bleeding.
This day was a nightmare for Zhang Jin!
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First, I received a call from the Imperial Capital Hotel, saying that there were 1,000 people beating each other in the Imperial Capital Hotel, which scared the police in this area almost knelt.
1000 people beat each other?
It's not just a brawl!
In less than 10 minutes, he received a call from the person at the scene of the Imperial Capital Hotel, saying that he was at the scene, and the fight was fierce at the scene, and if the police did not arrive again, he was afraid that he would really die.
So, the police rushed out!
When the policemen appeared in full armor at the Imperial Capital Hotel, they also scared the others.
"What the hell is this?"
"Something's wrong, this fucking thing is going to happen. ”
"You see, it's not just the police, but there are also several ambulances. ”
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Under the exclamation of everyone, and then in less than a moment, they saw people being carried out on stretchers, and then one by one was escorted into the police car, and many people at the scene were hurriedly taking pictures and recording videos.
However, their surprise continued, because more and more people were carrying stretchers, and it was roughly estimated that there were hundreds of people, not to mention the escorts to the bus, at least eight or nine hundred.
"What are these people doing? A thousand or so people go to a hotel to fight, or are they doing pyramid schemes?"
"Is it possible to fight in pyramid schemes? Which one of the current pyramid schemes is not advanced?"
"It's like, completely dizzy. ”
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Countless people around are quite puzzled, as for the Internet has already started to post on the Internet, and said, 'It's rare to see the police dispatched, and at the same time arrested thousands of people, this, who can tell me what's going on?'
"Blockbuster, blockbuster news, I really didn't expect me to see so many SWAT officers dispatched, I'm a good girl, it's just too shocking, but what I want to know most is what happened. ”
"By the way, why hasn't Ping An Yanjing come out and announced it yet? What the hell is going on?"
"I watched the video and broke the news, at least there are thousands of people, this, this is already the most terrifying thing in Yanjing in recent years. ”
"Sure, I'm so scared that I don't dare to go out today. ”
"Sit back and wait for Ping An Yanjing to come out and announce it. ”
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Everyone discussed it endlessly, and when the police investigated this matter, they were also a little crying and laughing, and they could only temporarily detain everyone for a few days.
"I was scared to death, I really thought something was wrong when I got the call. ”
An old policeman said with a sip of water.
"Who said it wasn't, even the director was alarmed, and who could have come to such a farce!"
Another policeman also sighed and said: "But these vegetarians and dog lovers are really abnormal sometimes, and it feels really devastating." ”
"Forget it, it's good that nothing major happened, alas. ”
……
There are more and more discussions about this matter on the Internet, and some people even think that this time it is a terrorist attack or something, which has caused panic among some people in Yanjing.
At this time, Ping An Yanjing finally announced the matter.
Then, looking at this announcement, netizens expressed some directions. (To be continued.) )