Jia Youwei returned home, and as soon as he walked to the vestibule, he saw his daughter and the fat man squatting face to face. There was an empty bowl in front of each of them.

Jia Qianqian used his left hand to hold a large bowl full of cars in his arms. One by one, one by one, one by oneself, one by one...... The cycle is carried out over and over again, with the intention of dividing and eating.

The fat man's dog eyes changed one after the other with the movements of the little master's hands.

Jia Youwei has a feeling that his purebred ancient British shepherd dog lives a life that is not a dog, but a human life, and he has a feeling of indescribability and incomprehension. Whatever their father and daughter eat, it can eat.

Of course, what fat people eat, they don't necessarily eat. Dog biscuits can make do, and dog food or something, I don't dare to eat it. No matter how good the taste of dog food is, it can't be used for frying and cooking.

"Wang" barked at a dog, causing Jia Qianqian to give himself an extra cherry because of the unfair distribution, and he was caught by it.

"Really, stingy. I'll make up one for you. Jia Qianqian put two cherries in his bowl and said.

She grabbed three cherries in her hand, changed the order, put them in the fat man's bowl first, and said, "Let's start dividing three cherries at a time." It's yours. ”

Jia Qianqian grabbed five more cherries in his hand, and said, "I gave you three, plus the previous two, a total of five." Now, it's my turn to get five. It's mine. ”

She turned into three cherries at once, grabbed her right hand, put them in the bowl in front of her, and said, "Now it's my turn." You got three cherries first, and these are the three cherries for me. ”

The fat man was so simply bypassed by Jia Qianqian that he was directly dizzy. Whoever makes it just a dog has an IQ level that is at most above the level of an ordinary human three-year-old child.

You one, I such a simple distribution model, can make the fat man clearly distinguish whether he is more or less.

However, this slightly increased difficulty was confused, so I had to look at the little master stupidly, and she still continued to distribute.

As the origin of the idiom "three in the morning, four in the evening", the old man divided plums to the monkeys, four in the morning and three in the evening, and they protested, and then it became three in the morning and four in the evening.

In fact, there was no change at all in the total, and the monkeys cheered for the thought that there was one more plum in the evening.

Although Jia Youwei, who was standing not far away, knew that his daughter was childlike and had fun, he saw something different.

In his eyes, isn't the elite class of human society just playing such a little trick of "changing the soup but not the medicine" to deceive, exploit and oppress the ordinary toiling masses?

The various articles and clauses that could have been simplified had to be made particularly complicated by the elites, so that the ordinary toiling masses were dizzy at first sight, and not only could not understand the reason for each other, but also became more and more confused because they looked at it.

"Alright, we're done. That's fair!" Jia Qianqian said with a sly smile like a little fox.

The fat man looked at the cherries in the little master's bowl, and then looked at the cherries in his own bowl, although he found that the contents of the other party's bowl were obviously more than those in his own bowl, but he felt that it was right, after all, he watched her make a fair distribution.

Jia Qianqian put down the empty bowl on his left hand, stroked the fat man's big dog head, and said with a smile: "It's so good." ”

Jia Youwei strode in front of them and quickly squatted down. His hands were swapped between left and right, causing the bowl with cherries in front of his daughter and the fat man to be swapped.

"Lao Jia, it's not kind for you to do this!" Jia Qianqian tilted his head and looked at his father.

"The unkind person should be you!" Jia Youwei said with his daughter in one eye.

Jia Qianqian naturally understood what his father was talking about: "You see that the fat man didn't raise any objections, so it shows that he fully approves of my fair distribution method." ”

Jia Youwei knows that the problem is not that the fat man is a dog, but that the problem is that the other party's IQ is low. He said earnestly: "How do I teach you on weekdays? You can't bully the weak in life and work."

I don't expect you to stand up for justice and fairness in the face of injustice like a real warrior, nor can you take advantage of it or even play for the tiger. ”

Jia Qianqian was temporarily blocked by the lesson, but he also refused to admit that he was wrong. When she learned from her father to talk and left, she changed the topic and said: "Lao Jia, you will teach your daughter a lesson as soon as you come back, which is not what a good father should do."

You left me at home all morning and one noon, and you ran out to play. Looking at you, you should be having a lot of fun!

Ay...... Leave your daughter behind and don't even come back to cook for me. Could it be that you are taking a fancy to Teacher Jane?"

"I'm going to play? I'm going to wipe your ass. Your teacher Jane's home visit, it's better not to come again. Having lunch with her was a sin, and I was made to eat dragon meat that tasted like chewing wax and made me indigestion. Jia Youwei said with feelings.

When he said this, he paused deliberately, and pretended to be serious and said, "It's not impossible for you Teacher Jian to be your new mother."

People, long pure and lovely. Tasteful and fond of literature. We can have endless words, not at all like your own mother's eyes, in addition to money, in the heart is still money. ”

"Lao Jia, Teacher Jian is really not suitable for you. If you want to have a second spring, you should find someone else. Besides, I'd rather have my old mom than her as my new mom.

Teacher Jian is an out-and-out nag, I can't stand it, and you can't stand it either. Have you even forgotten this?" Jia Qianqian said urgently.

"Isn't it good to talk? This will allow her to restrain your sharp teeth and neither big nor small. Jia Youwei said with a smile.

"Lao Jia, you are too much. Don't forget, you promised me in person, that if you remarry, you can get my consent.

If you have to do this, then I will run away from home and you will never find me again. Jia Qianqian's face turned red and threatened angrily.

Jia Youwei smiled more and more happily, stretched out a hand and touched the top of his daughter's head and said, "Are you going to run away from home?

Jia Qianqian snorted at him. She took the two bowls in front of her, then stood up suddenly, and said to the fat man, "Let's go back to the house and ignore him again." He stopped being a good dad to me, but became a bad dad. ”