Chapter 424: The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
Bai Feng ......
"We may have encountered a lot of stupid things in life, for example, I once met a woman, walked in front of me and picked up 500 yuan, and shouted excitedly on the spot, which made the owner hear......"
Spectator......
"You should laugh at this point, hahaha......"
"MD, I've done it once, and the money hasn't been covered yet......"
"Hahahahaha......"
"Laughing, it is estimated that the girl who picked up the money laughed on the spot and then cried......"
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Bai Feng ......
"I went to the hospital with a broken finger, and the doctor asked me how I got it, and I said I had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the other nine fingers were broken, and this one didn't ring......"
"Poof!"
"I'll admit I laughed!"
"I've been in this situation too, but I'm not that stupid, I broke the other nine again, and broke three ......"
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Bai Feng ......
"One day we were chatting in the dormitory, and the female girlfriend had just come back from a room with her boyfriend, and asked us why the man only had one egg ...... at night"
"I'm Cao, Mr. Bai, it's too dirty......"
"This sub-paragraph is too informative......"
"Aren't men all eggs, aren't they?"
"Capture the cute girl upstairs alive, brothers, quick, put the pot up!"
"I'm scared, I'm not sure and I reached in and touched it, but fortunately, I'm two ......"
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Bai Feng ......
"When I went through the security check, I brought a bottle of water, and the handsome guy at the security check asked me to take a sip, and I actually said that I was not thirsty, and I felt that the people in this life were all lost at one time......"
"Hahaha...... Although the joke is a little older, Mr. Bai is too cute, and the meat is cute and ......"
"My husband did something even more stupid, the kindergarten teacher asked the parents of the students to make a children's handicraft, which required six cans, but my husband went to the store to buy six cans of Red Bull, drank it all in one gulp at the school gate, and took the empty bottles and went home......"
"The eldest sister upstairs, bragging, how can a normal person buy a Red Bull, and must buy the cheapest canned drink......"
"Brother, your IQ is in arrears, think about it, six bottles, if you want to drink the dead, who will be too expensive, you must pick the smallest can Red Bull to buy......"
"I'm speechless, why don't I pour it out? Well, I don't seem to be willing to ...... myself."
"When I was in kindergarten, I learned to pee standing up for boys, and I peed my pants for a month......
"I slept with headphones on and was almost strangled in the middle of the night......"
"When I was a child, I stole my father's money, stole a hundred yuan, and I was afraid of being discovered, so I spent a dollar, and put the remaining 99 back, and I won't be found out if I have one less dollar in the future, and I was almost killed when I went back, and I didn't know why I ...... until three years later"
"The elementary school teacher asked me to write an essay, the title is called "My Grandpa", I was too lazy to write, I directly looked for a copy on the paperwork, but there was no, I found a "My Sister", so I shook the little wit, and replaced all the sisters in it with grandpa, and then it became 'I have a beautiful grandfather, he will tie two pigtails every day, wearing a floral little skirt, beautiful and cute ......', hehe, you don't see, my grandfather is in his sixties, his body is great, and he almost beat me to death that day......"
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The comment area was detonated again, and most of the people listened to Bai Feng's jokes while brushing the messages in the comment area with their eyes, and some of them would reply a few words when they encountered feelings, and even wrote about their own stupid things.
The effect of this episode of the program once again resonated with most of the audience......
"I always thought that 'Anonymous' was a very good writer...... It wasn't until high school that I had a rough idea of what was going on......"
"Eat...... Don't praise, ask for face!"
"I'm Cao, upstairs, your taste is too heavy!"
"It's too much information, I'll make a big ......"
"You call it pica, next time you want to eat, you can make an appointment with me, and the fee is ......"
"I'll ...... Haoyue video out of talent!"
"I'm here to see the ...... comments"
"The show can laugh for an hour, and the comments are enough for me to laugh for a week......"
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At this moment, Qinxi Provincial TV Station ......
A group of hosts were idle and bored and watching videos around the computer, laughing non-stop......
"Alas, it's a pity, Mr. Bai's show is always so good......"
"It would be nice if it was broadcast on our TV station, this show will definitely be popular all over the universe......"
"I heard that Mr. Bai seems to have a falling out with our station, I don't know if it......'s true or not."
"It's impossible, isn't it? Isn't it messing with Handong Satellite TV? But it's true that I haven't seen Mr. Bai for a long time......"
"There must be a trouble, take a look for yourself, now there is "Qin Shi Mingyue", "Stand to the End", and this just-launched "Tucao Show", none of which are broadcast on our TV station......"
"Hey, I heard that it seems that our station didn't help when Mr. Bai was tearing up with Handong Satellite TV, so Mr. Bai was angry......"
"It's possible, but you can't blame Director Wu for it, he retired this month, and he can't fight anyone at all, but ...... I can also understand Mr. Bai's feelings, after all, people are here to help us, even if we don't want to fight for the future, we have to tear up with Handong Satellite TV, we really make Mr. Bai feel cold......"
"Alas, now it's okay, Mr. Bai is gone, the ratings of our station have fallen back to freezing point all of a sudden, and He Ting of Handong Satellite TV has also been sentenced to fifteen years for corruption, and now no one laughs at anyone, and they are all in decline......"
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Wu Jianbin passed by the window, and when he heard the discussion of these hosts, he still felt red-faced, and he often wondered what he would have done if he had replaced himself with Wang Changzhi?
Maybe this old guy will directly rush to Handong Satellite TV to fight with He Ting, right? Or just resign in anger and quit? In short, Wang Changzhi will definitely not be like himself, just complaining and complaining a few words, and then watching Bai Feng, who helped him, fight to the death with Handong Satellite TV.
Sighing, he finally didn't muster up the courage to go to the first floor of the world again, but adopted the method of evasion, and retired immediately, maybe it would be better then......
The two consecutive episodes of "Tucao Show" have feasted the ears of many fans who like variety shows, and Bai Feng's status in the entertainment industry has slowly been noticed and recognized by many stars!
When a crew breaks at noon, several big names get together to rest and drink tea......
"Hey, have you heard about it, Bai Feng recently did another variety show, I heard that it is very popular!"
"She's a wonder, you say it's popular, it doesn't seem like she's participated in any shows, you say it's not popular, it seems that many shows have something to do with her, I really don't understand......"
"Now she has been a myth in the entertainment industry, and some people have counted that there is no show she is responsible for producing, and there is no one that is not popular, and she did it some time ago...... What anime is coming?"
"You're talking about "Qin Shi Mingyue", right? I was tricked into dubbing it......
"Yes, yes, yes, it's this anime, I heard that the number of hits on the Internet has exceeded 100 million! We don't watch cartoons, this time I went back and my daughter told me that I only knew ......"
"What is this, do you know how much the title of "Stand to the End" sold?"
"How much?"
"More than 300 million!"
"I'm Cao, won't you? This show isn't on TV, can there be advertisers who invest so much money?"
"National power teacher, you don't know, now young people like to watch on the Internet, in their words, there are on TV, there are on the Internet, there are on the Internet, there are not necessarily on TV, now there are a lot of online audiences, and individual TV stations have transformed towards this aspect!"
"Isn't there an accident on Handong Satellite TV? Now the new director has put forward this idea, wanting to put their new variety show "Legendary Singing" on the Internet, but now the online platform Haoyue is the first, I guess, these two still have to pinch it......"
"Alas, I really can't imagine that this Bai Feng is still very powerful, and he actually knocked He Ting down, it seems that I really can't underestimate her in the future......"
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