Chapter 67: Aphrodisiac Grandpa

The car drove all the way, and Ye Hao introduced his classmates to Zhang Dadao and Zheng Wen, which could be regarded as saying hello in advance, lest Zhang Dadao and Zheng Wen say something shocking and scare his classmates.

"I'm studying in the capital, the National People's Congress. There are also two men and three women who came together this time, one of the three women is my classmate's girlfriend, and the other is Shanshan's best friend. The other two men are my roommates. Ye Hao first said the general situation.

Zhang Dadao was sorting out his stick, Zheng Wen looked at Zhang Dadao and saw that he didn't mean to speak, so he said: "They are all highly talented students! The avenue is also a key university. ”

Zheng Wenle said: "I am a Beijing hukou, and the score line is low. However, my two classmates are true scholars, one is from Qingdao and the other is from Shijiazhuang. The family has a little money, and the people are very good. The two girls are both from Beijing, and they have all seen them, and they are the ones who were with me that day. ”

Zhang Dadao pursed his lips and said, "Those who don't spend money are not customers, and they can't remember what they look like!"

Ye Hao also knew what kind of virtue Zhang Dadao was, and he didn't care, but said: "They are very impressed with you, if they know that you have calculated correctly, I will be unlucky, I am afraid that you will have a few more customers." ”

Zhang Dadao's eyes lit up, and he nodded solemnly: "Then I'll have to talk to them later." ”

"Don't! Don't!" Ye Hao was anxious, and hurriedly said: "I'll fool you later, don't tell them! Good guy, I'll be brought into the police station about a moment, and I don't want to be a person when this matter gets out! Shanshan's best friend is a dead three-eight! If she knows, I don't have to be mixed up in the circle!"

Zheng Wen pulled Zhang Dadao, who still wanted to speak, and said first: "That young sister Wang's best friend is also a person in your circle?"

Ye Hao nodded and said, "No, her family is from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and she is not in the country all the year round, but she has a good relationship with Shanshan." But that Sanba is a big horn, if he knew about it, he would definitely have to spread it around! If she hadn't made trouble, I would have chased after Shanshan!" Ye Hao's face was depressed, and he seemed to have a deep grudge against that girl.

Zhang Dadao interjected: "If you can't be patient, you can't be patient, one moment it will be said that people are grinding mirrors, and the next time it will be said that someone is making a hindrance." Can you not find a reason?"

Zhang Dadao's words, Ye Hao's face was gloomy, Zheng Wen gently pulled Zhang Dadao, and said in a low voice: "What are you telling the truth, if Ye Shao is angry, our life will not be easy." These second-generation generations are not good-tempered!"

Zhang Dadao didn't care at all, and said happily: "Nonsense, I think Da Bi is a sincere person! Men, they all want to save face, understandable, understandable! Don't look at him like this, I see that Shanshan is also a little interesting to him, but it's a pity that this guy can't hold on, if he has a little perseverance, he can't say that he can do it." ”

Zhang Dadao didn't lower his voice, Ye Hao came to his senses after listening to it, and said seriously: "Are you serious?"

Zhang Dadao nodded and said: "Really! Isn't this obvious! Good women are afraid of pestering men, Pan, donkey, Deng, small, idle, although you are not as good as the poor Dao, I am rich and elegant, handsome and extraordinary, but you can be regarded as able to see it! You are not short of money, it seems that you are a person who is full and has nothing to do, let alone small, I feel shameless when you see her like that! The only thing is that your kidneys are not very good, and there is some yin loss. ”

"Eh" Ye Hao's face turned red, and he craned his neck and said: "What are you talking about! Lao Tzu is in good health! Seven times in one night is what Jilang said!"

"Tsk!" Zhang Dadao sighed twice and said, "I really didn't pursue it, the poor Dao didn't brag about the little dragon for seven nights, what do you have to talk about." I wanted to point you out, but it seems that I don't need it!"

"Huh?" Ye Hao suddenly became interested, and hurriedly asked, "You can do this, are you a Taoist priest or an old military doctor?"

Zhang Dadao jumped up suddenly, almost nodded and didn't touch the roof of the car, and said: "What's this! Poor Dao is proficient in medical skills, internal medicine, surgery, pediatrics, obstetrics, gynecology, and aphrodisiac, you can come to anything! In your case, you can get it with Zhang Poor Dao's special talisman!"

"Fu Zheng?" Ye Hao was stunned and said, "Isn't this a medical skill?"

"Why don't you count? I learned it in "Three Kingdoms"? In your case, come to Zhang Ruri Zhongtian Fu, wrap a gun in your crotch, and overturn the Qiantang River!" Zhang Dadao immediately took out a talisman and trembled.

Ye Hao drove the car, and Zhang Dadao sat behind and couldn't grab it, but looking at his eyes, the rearview mirror was about to glow green, and he knew that he was also very tempted by this talisman. Most men never think they are too strong, no matter what they are, they don't worry about selling if they are crowned with the name of nourishing yin and yang. Ye Hao also knew Zhang Dadao's virtue, and said directly: "How much is it?

Zhang Dadao was happy and said: "Shenghui, 8,000 sheets! Wear it closely, abstinence for three months will be effective!"

Ye Hao stretched out his head back and said, "Take it, I'll give you money back!"

Zhang Dadao didn't say anything about handing over the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other, and handed over the talisman very discussably, Ye Hao was ready to be rejected, but suddenly he was stunned when the thing arrived. After taking the talisman and taking a look, Ye Hao immediately rushed up with anger, and almost ran out of gas with a kick of the accelerator and hit the car on the shoulder of the road. Hurriedly stopped the car, Ye Hao's hands trembled, and he finally restrained the urge to tear the talisman.

Turning his head, he scolded directly: "What are you teasing me? What is this? What is this drawing? See for yourself!"

Zheng Wen also sat behind, looked at it, and said happily: "Yes, this is a lot of fun!

Ye Hao said indignantly: "Of course it's familiar, isn't this the grandfather in the gourd baby! What does this mean? You took it wrong, right?"

Zhang Dadao said calmly: "That's right! Think about it, how old is that old man, and he can still subdue the snake spirit and give birth to seven sons! This is called borrowing the meaning into the talisman, you don't understand! If you use it, you can say it well, if you don't believe it, ask Lao Zheng, I can write an embarrassing word for the sixth son to eat!"

Ye Hao looked at Zheng Wen with a stunned expression, Zheng Wen smiled bitterly on his face, and said straightly: "Real person! Shangxian, do you always draw some normal pictures? What kind of cartoon are you watching? It's completely different from the plot I watched, okay! It's that damn Japanese company ruining my childhood again! Go back and give me a copy!"

Ye Hao was angry, and pushed Zheng Wen and said, "What he said is true, the messy things he painted are really useful?"

Zheng Wen nodded helplessly: "That one seems to be really useful, I don't know about you, it's really nonsense! You try it, if it's useful to talk to me, then he is a real immortal, next time I draw a king Ba I will put it close to me!"

Zhang Dadao said: "You think beautifully, the four-piece set of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a life-prolonging talisman, and the cultivation of the poor path can't be drawn! If you can draw it, you don't want to take it away if you lose 500,000!"

"Damn, is there really one?" Ye Hao and Zheng Wen scolded together, completely losing their thoughts about Zhang Dadao.

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