Chapter Fifty-Seven: Clever Tongue
Lin Yanlan hurriedly looked up, but saw that the top of his head was covered with canopy, and the branches were dense and dense. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Between the branches and leaves, a figure can be seen faintly, although there are branches and leaves to obscure, but from the exposed pieces of clothing, it can still be seen that hidden on the tree is a small flower in shabby clothes.
At this time, the man was also looking down, and the two of them looked at each other, and they were all stunned.
Lin Yanlan's eyes were first surprised, and then suddenly he was surprised, but in the eyes of the little beggar, there was not the slightest panic, but there seemed to be a trace of joy.
Lin Yanlan just wanted to open her mouth to shout, but Xiao Yanlan quietly pointed her finger to her mouth, and pointed in the direction where the three people were arguing.
Lin Yanlan immediately came to her senses and nodded secretly.
"Snap"
Suddenly, another drop of blood fell from the tree, but it landed on a dry leaf with a crisp sound.
The three people who were screaming loudly fell silent in an instant, as if they had been hit in the dumb hole together.
Just now, the quarrel looked like it was about to turn the world upside down, and when it was stopped, it stopped abruptly, which seemed a little weird for a while.
"What sound?" said the gruff voice, apparently the bald man speaking.
"It must be the sound of bird droppings falling to the ground!" said this time, it was the shrill non-beggar beggar.
"Don't teach!" the person who didn't save the Taoist still shouted, "It's clearly the sound of dripping blood!"
The beggar said: "It's just inexplicable! You should drop a drop of blood and see if there is such a loud noise? It is clearly the sound of bird droppings falling to the ground!"
The rescuer was not convinced: "Standing on the ground is not loud enough, standing on the tree is enough!"
"When you want to bleed, do you have to climb up a tree before you bleed?"
The two of them argued, and the beggar turned his head and said, "Old thief, why are you sneering next to you?"
The monk said, "You are all wrong, this is clearly the sound of bird droppings pulling on the leaves!"
"Unteachable!" the rescuer shouted, "It's really unteachable!"
"No! it's the sound of bird droppings falling to the ground!"
"It's the sound of bird droppings falling on leaves!"
Lin Yanlan hid behind a tree, thinking to herself, these three people are nervous, but they are really good, especially the bald man, who is the most unsightly, but can say it from a faint voice, it is really powerful!
Thinking of this, I thought, even so, these three people still can't catch the woman on the tree, it seems that this woman is really powerful.
When I couldn't help but look up, I saw that although the man was dressed as a small flower, his exposed skin was like a jade lotus, and he was indeed a woman.
At this time, the three people who didn't save the Tao were still arguing, so they could only say, "If you don't accept it, go and see!"
Don't save the Taoist people: "Just look at it!"
The man also said, "Look at it, just take a look!"
Lin Yanlan secretly said that it was not good, and hurriedly pointed at his left arm like a knife, and suddenly cut a long opening, almost three inches.
"Oops", one staggered out.
The three of them were about to come over, but Lin Yanlan suddenly broke out, which startled the three of them.
I saw that the bald man put the big tin chan that was more than twice as tall as his body with both hands, and the non-beggar raised the black snake-shaped black rod in his hand with his backhand, and the mace was also raised on the head if he didn't save the Taoist.
All three of them looked like they were facing a great enemy.
Lin Yanlan was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart: "What kind of mystery are these people doing?"
As soon as the three of them saw Lin Yanlan, they all showed strange looks in their eyes, although they were a little inexplicable, they all looked relieved, and each put away their blades.
The three of them had originally seen Lin Yanlan, but at that time, Lin Yanlan's body was thin and weak, and now although Lin Yanlan is still slender, his spirit is far from being comparable to that of the year, and in the past three years, he has become more handsome than an ordinary little girl, and the three of them looked at each other and didn't recognize them for a while.
Lin Yanlan said in her heart: "I have to take advantage of their ignorance to add a fire to completely cover them, so that the woman can get out." ”
He pretended to be surprised at the moment and said, "Huh, isn't this a good disciple? I haven't seen you for a long time, and you still want to come and see him as a teacher!
Both the man and the beggar turned their heads to the unsaver, with an inquiring look on their faces.
On the face of the person who did not save the Tao, a pair of big eyes turned left and right twice, opening his mouth and stammering, stunned and confused.
Lin Yanlan continued: "What's the matter, good apprentice? Why don't you kneel and kowtow when you see the master?
didn't save the Taoist, but only then did he react, jumping to his feet and shouting: "It turns out that you stinky boy! You are not dead! You have already made the stinky ...... of Tianlan Mountain Are those Taoist apprentices gone?"
Lin Yanlan didn't say anything when he saw him say a "stinky" word, and he knew that he still remembered that he was ridiculed by himself in words in the forest outside Liuhe City, and said in his heart: Although these three are together, they are all excellent faces, and I must squeeze them out with words so as not to be distracted.
He smiled and said: "That's natural! Although Tianlan Mountain's immortal art is the best in the world, it is also unparalleled in the world for my talent and talent! Back then, as soon as I went up the mountain, I was welcomed by the seven old Taoist masters to be an apprentice!"
Lin Yanlan said on her lips, but she secretly prayed in her heart: "God testifies for me, I am so open-mouthed in order to save people, but I don't dare to deliberately disrespect the teachers and teachers." ”
Seeing that the person who didn't save the Taoist looked strange, Lin Yanlan said again: "I have two questions to ask, these two questions, in the whole world, only you can answer, change to someone else, let him go through the sky, but you can't do it." “
The man next to him and the beggar who didn't beg listened to it in amazement, and looked at the person who didn't save the Tao together, his eyes full of suspicion.
When the person who didn't save the Taoist heard this, he immediately danced with his hands, glanced at the two people around him, coughed dryly, and pretended to be modest: "Ignorant junior, if you have any advice, my old man can also enlighten one or two." “
Chapter 49 is a clever tongue
Lin Yanlan sneered in her heart and said: "Three years ago, there was a person who chased and killed a little woman in the dense forest outside Liuhe City, but instead fell into someone's way and was trapped in an unknown formation. Do you know what the man's name is?"
"The second problem is that when I met another person, who saw that I was a very good person and a very kind person, he insisted on worshipping me as a teacher and being my apprentice. It's just that at that time, although my Taoism was high, I even wanted to worship the Tianlan Immortal Sect to learn the strongest Taoism in the world, I promised him that if I could become an apprentice of Tianlan Mountain, I would accept him as an apprentice, but it was too long, I forgot the name of that person, do you know what his name is?"
When Lin Yanlan asked these two questions, he was naturally made up, and as for "willing to be a cow and a horse, and worship himself as a teacher", of course, it was all the opposite, but what he said about saving the Taoist from being trapped and betting with the two of them is all true.
As soon as the Taoist heard this, he knew that Lin Yanlan was going to expose his shortcomings, and he immediately jumped like thunder and scolded: "His grandmother's! When did the Taoist master say that he would be a cow and a horse for you, and when would he worship you as a teacher!".
Lin Yanlan suddenly said: "Ah! I seem to be a little bit remembered! That person seems to be called 'savior' or something." Is it 'death or death' or 'death or death'?"
At this time, the bald head and the non-beggar had already guessed eight or nine points, and he didn't hide it at all if he didn't save the Taoist, which made Lin Yanlan quite surprised.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Lin Yanlan said again: "Hey, Dao Chief, haven't you forgotten the gambling contract back then?"
The person who didn't save the Taoist shouted: "Stinky boy! Of course this Daoist didn't forget! But you can be an apprentice of Tianlan Mountain, but this Daoist helped you at the beginning! Come and go, even if we are straight, I don't have to worship you, and you don't have to thank me, how about it?"
Lin Yanlan secretly thought, it's better if you don't mention this, as soon as you mention me, I get angry, and I also scolded at the moment: "You can't be taught! It's a shame that you still keep calling yourself a Taoist master, but you do such a scoundrel thing! If you hadn't forcibly injected the true qi into my body and caused the two true qi in my body to run around, I wouldn't have been expelled from the master! Now I don't have to suffer like this! You obviously wanted to harm me in the first place!"
"But you look down on the immortals of Tianlan Mountain! Now I am still a good disciple of Tianlan Mountain, do you worship me or not?"
The person who does not save the Taoist said hatefully: "This Taoist master said that one is one, and I will worship you if I worship you! I will worship you first, and then kill you! No one will know, and it is not a discredit!"
As he spoke, he knelt down.
Lin Yanlan was taken aback, but she didn't expect him to say this.