Chapter 653: Submachine Guns and Rockets

"Oh. Xia Xue nodded, and then said, "I'll go upstairs and change my clothes." ”

Everyone understands that the so-called change of clothes is actually to go back to the room and wear a bra.

After a short period of heart, Tao Bao's emotions gradually calmed down.

He looked at the living room, but didn't see Shangguan Xue'er.

I don't know if I didn't come back, or if I already went upstairs.

But he could feel from Yun Xi that the two did not reconcile.

"What happened to Sister Yunxi and Sister Xue'er last night?" Tao Bao regretted very much: "I knew that I should have opened the ears last night." ”

Suddenly, someone from upstairs came down.

"Xiaoxue changes clothes so fast!"

However, it was not Xia Xue who went downstairs, but Shangguan Xue'er.

She was wearing a sports T-shirt and shorts, and she looked like she was ready for a night run.

Xia Qing and the others all looked at Shangguan Xue'er, but they didn't know what to say.

In the end, Tao Bao said, "Sister Xue'er, are you running at night?"

"yes"

"The security in the East China Sea has not been very good recently, aren't you afraid to run alone at night?" Tao Bao said.

Shangguan Xue'er smiled and said: "I'm afraid that there is something to do, Sister Meng needs to accompany Yiyi, and I don't have any friends to accompany me." It doesn't matter, there are only two kinds of things that happen to you when you run at night. First, being robbed of money and sex, and the worst thing is being raped and killed. Second, there was an accident. ”

Tao Bao sweated slightly.

He groaned slightly, and then said, "Otherwise, I'll accompany you, right?"

"Huh?" Shangguan Xue'er turned her head to look at Xia Qing and chuckled, "Qingqing is not jealous?"

Xia Qing smiled: "If he dares to take advantage of you, Sister Meng won't beat him to death?"

She paused, and then said: "During this time, the East China Sea is indeed not very peaceful, mainly because our public servants and police are not strong." ”

Gao Yan had a black line on her face: "Hey, Xia Qing, don't hide your words, I can hear it!"

Xia Qing ignored Gao Yan, she looked at Shangguan Xue'er, and said, "Just let Tao Bao accompany you, anyway, he needs to strengthen his exercise recently." ”

Su Nuannuan said weakly: "Brother Bao's performance in bed is not good? I vaguely remember that when Tao Bao first came to the apartment, you said that your ex-husband was Mr. Three Seconds." ”

Tao Bao: ......

Xia Qing: ......

"Yes, now it's not even three seconds, poor me and the widow are no different, so I advise you, if you are looking for a man, you must find a capable type. ”

Xia Qing's original intention was to dissuade these potential rivals.

But there seems to be something strange about what everyone is paying attention to.

Gao Yan looked suspicious: "Then is the child in your belly Tao Bao's seed? Tao Bao won't like to be a father, right?"

Su Nuannuan said: "If it is Brother Bao's dragon species, then Brother Bao can actually send hundreds of millions of tadpoles into the enemy's ovaries in less than three seconds, which is amazing." Everyone else is a submachine gun, sudden, sudden, long-lasting, but with a short range and insufficient explosive power. Brother Bao is a shoulder-carrying rocket, which can destroy the enemy's lair once in a short time. Awesome. ”

Xia Qing: ......

Shangguan Xue'er smiled: "It is worthy of being a lust-love female anchor, the analogy is quite appropriate." Okay, then let's ask Mr. Tao to escort you. ”

Then, Shangguan Xue'er and Tao Bao left the Black Rose Apartment.

As soon as she walked out of the door of Hei Mei's apartment, Shangguan Xue'er said directly: "Tao Bao, you actually want to find out what happened between me and Yun Xi, right?"

"Yes. Tao Bao didn't deny it.

"Alas. Shangguan Xue'er sighed: "Speaking of which, I'm also inexplicable." ”

Subsequently, Shangguan Xue'er gave a general account of what happened.

"It's caused by a vibrator. I still can't understand why Yun Xi is angry. I think she was probably snubbed by you, upset, and vented to me. Then I'm not happy. There's no reason for me to be someone else's punching bag. I was also depressed during this time, and I didn't know how to find someone to vent. Shangguan Xue'er said.

"Sister Xue'er is depressed, what?" Tao Bao asked casually.

Shangguan Xue'er glanced at him, and then said, "It's not because of you?"

"Huh, because of me?"

Shangguan Xue'er stopped, then leaned forward, her eyes staring at Tao Bao: "Tao Bao, why is Sister Meng so good to you?"

Tao Bao was weak-hearted: "Ahem, you think too much, Sister Meng is very good to everyone." ”

". Gong Rumeng, whom I know, would never let a man into her house casually. She once said that she was more wary of men and was afraid of hurting Yiyi. But Sister Meng simply trusts you unconditionally. Even asked you to go to Yiyi's parent-teacher conference, Sister Meng never let me go!" Shangguan Xue'er became more and more depressed the more she spoke.

"Ahem, I'm working. ”

At this time, Tao Bao suddenly realized a problem.

If he includes Sister Meng in the harem, what will Sister Xue'er do?

"Sister Xue'er is absolutely infatuated with Sister Meng, if she knew that she planned to attack Sister Meng, she wouldn't turn her face instantly. ”

Headache.

"The interpersonal relationships around me are really messy..."

At this time, Shangguan Xue'er suddenly looked at Tao Bao and said, "Tao Bao, how long have you not done it with Yun Xi?"

"Huh?"

"It's just exercise in bed, how long have you not done it with Yun Xi?" Shangguan Xue'er asked again.

Tao Bao sweated slightly: "It's been seven or eight months, and there hasn't been anything since we broke up." ”

"Did you use a vibrator when you were dating?" Shangguan Xue'er said again.

Tao Bao collapsed: "Why do you ask this." ”

"I just want to know why Yun Xi is angry, I think about it, even if I unpack the vibrator, I'm useless, is she so angry?"

"Well, I don't know. Tao Bao said.

Shangguan Xue'er looked at Tao Bao and said, "Tao Bao, can I ask you something?"

"What?"

"Help me ask, why is Yunxi angry?" Shangguan Xue'er said.

"Let me ask?" Tao Bao's scalp tingled.

"This kind of thing, I can only ask you. If Nuan Nuan and the others knew that Yun Xi had bought a vibrator, I'm afraid it would be even worse. Shangguan Xue'er said.

Tao Bao thought for a while: "This is also true. ”

He then scratched his hair again: "It always feels Alexander." ”

"Please!" Shangguan Xue'er chuckled, "Otherwise, if I sacrifice my lust, it will be considered a reward for you?"

"Ahem, no need. ”

Shangguan Xue'er smiled: "Run." ”

When the two of them came back, there was only Yunxi in the living room.

Shangguan Xue'er went upstairs directly after entering the house, she and Yun Xi still didn't have any communication, not only did they not say hello, but they didn't even look at each other.

Tao Bao collected his emotions, sat down next to Yun Xi, and pretended to watch TV together.

watched TV together silently for a few minutes, and finally Yun Xi spoke first: "Tao Bao, what do you want to say?"

"That, that's..."Tao Bao hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke: "I heard everything Sister Xue'er say." Sister Xue'er, she also knows that it is wrong to open other people's packages privately. She actually wanted to apologize to you at the time, but you suddenly exploded emotionally, and the words of apology were not spoken. ”

Yun Xi didn't speak.

After a while, Tao Bao said weakly: "Sister Yunxi, why are you so angry?"

(End of chapter)