Chapter 30: Stuffing Wade Wilson into a healing jar

"Haha, that's a good joke. The bartender's laughter was like pinching the neck of a duck, "Who's got cancer, is that you, Wade?"

However, looking at Wade's face, the bartender slowly stopped laughing, "What the hell is that you? It's not funny at all." ”

Wade's mood today is not very good with the naked eye, and he is usually the most indecent person, so he can't help but say a few cheap words, but today he just sat sullenly on the edge of the bar, and he didn't even order wine.

The bartender looked at Wade, who was depressed, shook his head, picked up the phone, looked at the business card, and was about to dial out, but a warm voice at the door stopped him.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to mention just now, I still need a manager, the kind that is very convincing, if you have a good candidate, you can recommend it to me, and the treatment is good. ”

The unique slow tone carries an ancient pressure, this way of speaking is learned by Zhang Jinyang from an elder in Damaginos, this tone will bring a sense of spiritual oppression, it seems to be a method of using spiritual power, but he has not studied it deeply, but there is no problem with using it.

The bartender replied: "Your Excellency, I will pay attention, this is Wade Wilson, he is the best here, but something is wrong now......"

Zhang Jinyang raised his eyebrows, and a questioning look shook over.

Wade looked back and looked up and down: "A gentleman, I don't have much to do with this place, there are no schoolgirls you like here, and there are no long-legged female secretaries, but we have pretty maids."

I've got cancer, I'm terminal, so I'm afraid I won't be able to work for you for long, but I happen to need a lot of money, so I can work for you until I die, how about a bet on how long I can live?"

Unexpectedly, although Wade's mouth is fast, it is not too poisonous, but his thinking is a little jumpy, which is completely within the acceptable range.

Zhang Jinyang smiled slightly, and the so-called arrogance unique to the noodle country was vividly interpreted by him: "If you knew what that badge represented, you wouldn't talk to me like this." ”

Wade ordered a beer, revealing a mouthful of snow-white teeth: "Well, we already know, thanks to the shivering missionary in the corner, he is like a teddy with a golden retriever, and has hurt his racial pride."

He said you, Lord of the Flies, uh, big flies, uh, what is going to get rid of disease, and it's not a problem at all to listen to your tone?"

Zhang Jinyang's slow movements seemed to be walking cautiously in the clouds, but in a blink of an eye, he was in front of Wade, but it was not at all inconsistent (this action left a cold voice behind him and a word starting with S: Who can see how he walked over? It seems that he has arrived in one step?): "Cancer, a word that makes people desperate, but if we don't get rid of disease, how can flies get rid of disease?"

We control disease, ever. ”

Wade licked his upper lip and blinked, "I'm sorry, you said ever?"

Zhang Jinyang nodded calmly: "Once." In the past, all diseases were well managed, and they walked alone according to the fate of the world until human beings appeared.

We have never seen a race so keen on death, but they are still living better and better, we have observed for a long, long time, and then 'accidentally' was born, and some strange changes have occurred in humans, relying on humans, diseases beyond our control were born. ”

Wade looked a little cautious: "Uh, cancer?"

Zhang Jinyang sneered: "No, it's the plague." Before the advent of human beings, there were no infectious diseases, cancer contagions?"

Wade's eyes lit up, but he still hesitated: "So, cancer can be cured, right?

Zhang Jinyang nodded approvingly: "The price, naturally there is a price, working for me is the price, if you can pay more, there are other benefits you can take, this depends on your own choice."

(Zhang Jinyang turned to the bartender and pushed over another Franklin)

Remember looking for a manager for me, and then, I want to be a good hand, and I'm here for the staff, not for slaves and cannon fodder, or for experimental raw materials. ”

As when he came, a leisurely and slow pace, but these people still didn't see how he got out, although this kind of light skill from Yan Huang is not outstanding in other aspects, but it is second to none in terms of pretense, and it is the first choice of many foreign agents, Zhang Jinyang is the first time to show this skill in front of people, because this skill does not match his own rough image.

He didn't know how the people behind him reacted, but he added another card slot to his mobile phone, and now he has the three identities of Storm Brut, Taurf the Minotaur Buffyment and the newly added messenger of the Lord of the Flies Beelzebub, and he feels a little bit lacking in skills, but fortunately, there are not many things about the identity of the storm, and it is more used as the identity backplane of Buffyment, which makes him a lot easier.

Not only at Sister Margaret's bar, but he had to take the time to go to several of the larger scavenger hangouts in New Yorktown, scatter a dozen of the Noodle Man's business cards, and then go back to the lab to do his research, and only when he was in a bad mood did he come out and direct the Free Bird to do a few more votes.

The above is just his plan, in fact, when he scattered three business cards, and was thinking about whether to send one to his old friend Keni too, Wade Wilson came to him, carrying a bag with him, it seems that he is also a soldier, and only these serious illnesses like to use this canvas bag when going out instead of the tarpaulin bag chosen by normal people.

Wade didn't stop talking from the moment they met, from his mood after his illness, all the way to Zhang Jinyang's suit brand, and even his race - if Zhang Jinyang wasn't just a noodle man in disguise, these words would definitely make him stuff a pistol into Wade's mouth.

Simply ignoring Wade's fragmented thoughts, Zhang Jinyang took her to more hidden places prepared in advance - as usual, deep underground, but the space is a little small, just a simple testing ground, but the all-metal walls and ground still reflect a very sci-fi light.

Seeing Wade around him was a little dumbfounded, as a kind of soldier and scavenger at the bottom, he had never been exposed to this kind of high-end thing, and it looked like an alien base in a science fiction movie, which gave him inexplicable confidence, and then his emotions also rose, and the direct manifestation was that he had more words.

Zhang Jinyang stuffed him into the vertical treatment chamber, roughly inserted a respirator into his mouth, and slammed back all his chatter, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, in comparison, Wade was really like a fly.