Bai Fengwan shook his head with a smile.

"Hehe, I don't have any money, my dragon and phoenix Chengxiang are bankrupt, variety shows, I have to do a show, but I don't necessarily have to spend money to hire a star variety show to look good......"

Bai Feng explained a few words, and there was a boo below, obviously, no one believed her nonsense......

Wu Jianbin was a little embarrassed, glared at these people, and asked again with a smile.

"So what kind of show are you going to do?"

"Talk show!"

"Talk show?"

"Talk show!"

"This ...... We've done this before, but ...... It doesn't seem easy......"

Bai Feng smiled, she naturally knew that it was not easy, the so-called talk show, to put it bluntly, is to tell jokes, first, you can't plagiarize, second, you have to be flexible, otherwise the jokes you tell will become an embarrassing chat in the style of memorizing texts......

Of course, the most important thing is that you have to have good continuity, which is also the hardest thing in talk shows, this kind of show is not a movie, you stay up for 90 minutes and it is over, it can be half a year, a year, or even ten years.

If you think about it, if you tell others a story for ten years, you will have to feel numb when you think about it, Bai Feng explained with a smile.

"Director Wu, don't worry, I'm sure, I'll report the show in a while, and in addition, in order to save time, let's broadcast live here......"

"Huh?"

Everyone was shocked at this moment, live broadcast, just kidding, live talk show? crazy, right?

After the meeting, Bai Feng went to report the show, but at the corner of the corridor, he heard two colleagues smoking a cigarette chatting.

"Hey, what do you think about Mr. Bai, live talk show, is this looking for death?

"Hey, it's not all bad, think about it, if the host succeeds, it will be popular, if the host fails and makes a joke, it will be even more popular, anyway, it will definitely be ......"

"That's right, but why did she come to our TV station, she robbed someone else's husband before it passed, if someone knows about recording the show, it is estimated that it will be difficult for the show to be popular......"

"That's what I said, but I'm afraid that there will be a lot of people scolding at that time, and the fire is notorious! I'll take care of her, anyway, the show is going to be really yellow, so I'll slap my ass and leave, go to the county TV station, and I can get an office director to be the director. ”

……

Bai Fengwan'er, if it hadn't happened to the Star Picking Tower, she might have gone up to smoke these two people, but now, she has seen it, if she likes to say it, just say it, everything depends on strength to speak, and when the time comes, sister will tell you all to shut up!

After going downstairs, I discussed the details with Wu Jianbin again, and Wu Jianbin was interesting enough, and directly set Bai Feng's talk show at eight o'clock in the evening.

As for the audience at the scene, Bai Feng asked Qian Chuanzi to pull a group of classmates and regular customers of the hotel to come over to fill up, everything was discussed, Bai Feng returned to his seat and roughly conceived the theme of the evening, and finally, eight o'clock in the evening quietly approached.

At 7:50, Bai Feng looked at the outfit in the live broadcast room, and almost didn't kneel, this outfit can't even be described as shoddy.

On a background wall, only an acrylic board was used to paste an arched line of words - Baifeng talk show!

In addition to this, except for a piece of light on the stage, Mao did not ......

The audience below is quite cooperative, Qian Chuanzi stood at the front, gesticulating, obviously playing a supporting role, I saw that as soon as he raised his hand, he screamed and called for good, and as soon as he pressed his hand, he immediately quieted down.

He clenched his fist, and Bai Feng was stunned to find that there were still a few audience members crying, and said in his heart, your second aunt, this is too professional.

While she was in a daze, a staff member bent down and ran up, checked her headset, and whispered.

"Mr. Bai, it's going to start soon, you get ready, pay attention to our gestures!"

Bai Feng nodded, looked at the camera, and the director began to do 3, 2, 1 actions!

After waiting for 1 to end, Bai Feng naturally smiled slightly, his hands naturally relaxed, and said with a smile.

"Welcome to all the audience and friends to watch "Bai Feng Talk Show", from eight to nine o'clock tonight, I will share the good and fun to you, I am the host Bai Feng!"

"As we all know, bear children, almost every family will come across them, maybe it's your nephew, maybe it's your niece, maybe it's your neighbor's child, maybe it's a guest child who comes to your house.

So what kind of child can be called a bear child, and what should we do when we meet a bear child......?

As soon as Bai Feng started speaking, the people below were all served, especially Wu Jianbin and the hosts who listened to Bai Feng hosting the show in the background, he smiled and pointed to the picture.

"Look at the people, the host who is a monk halfway, look at the aura, this expression, how can it be like you one by one, hosting the show is the same as memorizing the text......"

At this time, Lao Huang and his wife Xiufen, who were waiting in front of the TV, sat on the sofa after washing, and his wife Xiufen remembered that she had bought a watermelon that she hadn't eaten for several days, so she got up and said while walking.

"Lao Huang, hurry up, there are still two minutes before the finale of "My Love", hurry up and change to Qinxi Satellite TV! I'm going to cut the watermelon ......."

After saying that, he got up and left, and after a while, he came in with a cut watermelon, and saw a woman appear on the TV, and immediately scolded.

"You're deaf, why are you letting you change the channel!"

Lao Huang smiled and pointed to the TV screen.

"Look at it, isn't this Qinxi Satellite TV, I didn't show "My Love" tonight, the new "Baifeng Talk Show", hurry up and watch it, it's funny......! The butt that was spanked by his father was swollen like a steamed bun......"

"What a broken show, what is my grandson doing, I don't care, I just want to watch "My Love"!"

"Oops, what "My Love", it's completely a garbage TV series, you watch it every day, it's either a junior or a junior, this one is cheating, the one with a cuckold, how unhealthy, listen to this, it's so funny!"

The old lady didn't listen, and after no more than five minutes of staring at the TV, she forgot to eat the watermelon.

Bai Feng continued to speak on stage.

"So what do we do when we meet a bear child who gives us a headache? I have a friend named Dog Dan who deals with bear children like this.

One day, when the dog was at work, he found a bear child with a key paddling his car, and he wanted to teach him a lesson, but before he could speak, the child's mother ran to laugh and said, the child is still young, not sensible, and left with the child after speaking!

Dogan thought that it was all a community, so forget it, but who knew that the next day, the car was rowed by the bear child again......

On the third day, when the dog saw that the bear child was rowing again, he smiled and gave the child a dollar, patiently enlightened the child, and said yes, well, every time you row a car in the future, the uncle will give you a dollar, you row all the cars of everyone in the community, and the uncle will buy you a big box of sugar!

As a result, on the fifth day, when the dog egg went to work, dozens of owners in the community blocked the bear child's house, and after inquiring, I found out that the bear child really divided the cars of everyone in the community, and calculated the loss, at least more than 1 million ......"

Lao Huang sighed and pointed to the TV.

"Old woman, listen to it, how terrible, hurry up and call your daughter, let them discipline the child well, if our grandson makes this happen again, I'm afraid we will have to sell the house and lose money." ”

The old lady was scared without being reminded, and patted her thigh.

"Yes, now that I think about it, it's true, you said that he blew up someone's septic tank last time, but fortunately he didn't hurt anyone, if he injured his neighbors, it would be a big deal, if I want to say that this bear child is now, I should clean up well, yes, I'll call them right away!"

Bai Feng smiled and continued to tell the joke.

"I also have a friend named Da Hei, he is very disgusted with children, especially bear children, once his friend brought a child to the house as a guest, this child is a special bear, in Da Hei's house to rummage things, Da Hei even jokingly told me, in the future you lose something, don't look for it, take a few bear children to your house, absolutely turn it out.

After the bear child damaged his digital camera, Da Hei finally couldn't control it anymore, and personally used laundry detergent and water to make a bubble for the child, and patiently taught the child that after you go back, pour all your mother's cosmetics into the basin, and add water, and the bubbles blown out are colorful!

The child believed it, and when she got home, when her mother came back, the child ran to ask her mother why the bubbles were not colorful, and the mother ran into the bathroom suspiciously, and saw that cosmetics worth tens of thousands of yuan were all poured into the basin, and collapsed instantly, and then, the child's ass was beaten into colorful ......"

Qian Chuanzi waved his hand at the people below, and the people below immediately burst into laughter......

An hour, not a long time, Bai Feng's joke has just been talked about two or three, and the time has come.

"Okay, due to time constraints, today's topic about bear children, let's talk about it here, if you like our show, tomorrow at eight o'clock, please tune in on time, I'm Bai Feng, an unprofessional professional host! Thank you!"

As soon as the words fell, the director clapped his hands and signaled OK, Bai Feng relaxed suddenly, and a staff member ran up to pick up her headset and praised her.

"Mr. Bai, the talk show you said is simply amazing! I was fascinated by what I heard below, and it almost went to my heart, we have a bear child in our family, my sister's child, I tell you, I made me miserable, I finally saved some private money, no matter where I hid, I couldn't find it the next day, let this little guy turn it out to buy cigarettes for his father to smoke!"

"Hehe, thank you, you guys have worked hard today!"

"Hey, it should be, it's still Mr. Bai's hard work, I've been thirsty for an hour, hurry back to the backstage, there is tea in the background, and the temperature is just right!"

Bai Feng thanked the other party again, got up and went backstage.