Chapter 66: Clever vs. Absolute
Inside the RV, Lu Lian lit an antique brass kerosene lamp, emitting a special smell, mixed with the aroma of the beauties, which seemed to have an aphrodisiac effect, making people's cheeks red and heartbeat faster unconsciously. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ding Mu first held Yu Jiaojiao's soft water with his left hand, and then held it with his right hand, and said softly: "I'll do a magic trick for you." You see, there is nothing in the left hand, nothing in the right hand. ”
Then with a shake of his hand, there was an extra bracelet of mutton fat and white jade on Yu Jiaojiao's wrist. It is oily and moist, and it exudes a gentle glow, and those who know how to know it will know that it is worth a lot of money at a glance. Yu Jiaojiao is a person who knows the goods, her eyes lit up, and she said happily: "Wow, it's so beautiful." It's ......"
"For you, of course. Ding Mu smiled and said, "We are here together, and we want to share the fruits of victory." ”
"This is the first time you've given me something. Yu Jiaojiao liked it very much, but her eyes looked at Lu Xuelian and said to Ding Mu: "Then what is her fruit?"
"It's going to have to be magical. Ding Mu looked at Lu Xuelian, whose cheeks were slightly red, reached over, and gently brushed her hair. With a "flower flute", a diamond pendant with three layers of six lotus petals fell on Lu Xuelian's chest, and a thin white gold chain hung around her neck.
may be because of a lotus in the name, Lu Xuelian likes to collect lotus-style ornaments very much, and she likes it at first sight, but she hesitates whether she should accept it, after all, it is the first time she has seen it.
Yu Jiaojiao leaned over and looked at the things that Ding Mu gave to Lu Xuelian, and she couldn't compare this diamond jewelry or her jade bracelet to which one was more expensive.
At this time, Lu Xuelian said reservedly: "Little master, this is too precious, I can't accept it." Hearing this, Ding Mu didn't speak, but Yu Jiaojiao snorted: "You just take it." Anyway, tonight, you won't be able to run. This lotus diamond ornament looks pretty good, and it should be regarded as a token of love. ”
As soon as these words came out, Lu Xuelian's face suddenly became like a big red cloth, could it be that Ding Mu gave himself such a valuable gift, just to do that kind of thing tonight? Although I am not so resistant, but I, Lu Xuelian, am not the kind of casual woman, I am a little lotus flower on the Tianshan Mountain, how can I do that kind of thing with a boy who has only seen him for less than a day?
Thinking about it, Lu Xuelian subconsciously shook her head, and politely refused: "Little master, I really can't accept it." We've only just met, so you're not really going to have me tonight, are you...... I'm still a little unprepared......"
Before Ding Mu could speak, Yu Jiaojiao said, "I'm not ready, I'm not ready for you two to come here, you two are really profligate...... Man, the first time we met, two people came to this kind of place. You should know what the top of Xilin Mountain is? Xiaolian, you look outside, just keep an eye on a car. After saying that, Yu Jiaojiao opened the window.
Lu Xuelian and Ding Mu took a look and understood what Yu Jiaojiao wanted to express. Many of the cars on this campsite are shaking slightly, and the sound of moaning echoes in the camp, which is really sultry. It turns out that Xilin Mountain is not only a holy place for racing, but also a holy place for car shocks. There are many luxury cars here, beautiful women are like clouds, and something happens between men and women, which can be described as half-pushing and half-pushing, or even dry firewood.
Biting her lower lip, Lu Lian said, "Sister Yu, isn't there still you." In the evening, you will accompany the little master. ”
Yu Jiaojiao smiled and said: "You want to be beautiful, and when the time comes, you want to run, so can you still run?" Anyway, that's it, you won't ...... It's still a chick. ”
Lu Xuelian didn't speak, but the expression on her face was clearly acquiescing to Yu Jiaojiao's statement. Yu Jiaojiao said: "If you want to find a lover, there is no better choice in this world than Ding Mu." I'm afraid you'll get a taste of him and you'll rob me of him in the future. ”
Lu Xuelian said: "I don't have any needs in that regard." I want a lover who can resonate with my heart. Be able to share common hobbies and communicate on a spiritual level. ”
Yu Jiaojiao said disdainfully: "You, you, I can't imagine that in this society now, there is really a literary young woman like you." Tell me what you like to do? What hobbies do you have? Is it piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, or is it poetry? Do you also learn from Su Dongpo's sister Su Xiaomei, you have to let your husband pair couplets before you can go to bed? ”
"So what?" Lu Xuelian seemed to be a little angry at Yu Jiaojiao's disdainful tone, and said dissatisfied.
"Hehe, I want to, but I'm shy. I kind of get it!" Yu Jiaojiao seemed to really understand Lu Xuelian's thoughts, and continued, "Why don't you hurry up and make a connection." If your father-in-law is on the lower link, you can be the guest of the curtain. ”
Lu Xuelian made Yu Jiaojiao speechless, as if she was really like what she said, she just wanted to pretend to be reserved, but in fact, she was really not ready. But when the words came to this, she was as elegant as a lotus, and she was also aroused to fight a little. looked at Yu Jiaojiao and then at Ding Mu, and said, "Okay, since I've said this, I'll make a connection." If the young master or you can link up and down, let me do whatever I want tonight. If not. Then you will be punished for serving the little master at night. ”
"No problem, let's make a couplet. Yu Jiaojiao's face was confident.
Lu Xuelian did not show weakness, and said in a light tone: "Okay, then I will come up with a real absolute that no one is right." A strong bow shoots hard stones, although strong stones are harder. If you can match this couplet, let me do anything. ”
Hearing Lu Xuelian being so confident, Yu Jiaojiao's face changed. She is a top student studying abroad, but she is not good at writing and ink, and she doesn't know couplets at all. You can search on the Internet, it's really absolute, there is no particularly neat pair.
Ding Mu couldn't interject from the communication between the two women, but only watched happily from the side, and his heart blossomed. There are really a lot of surprising things tonight, there is even this kind of bridge, Yu Jiaojiao helps herself to pick up girls. Here, Lu Xuelian is also facing herself, and gambling and fighting is only good for herself, and there is no punishment.
However, hearing Lu Xuelian's couplet, Ding Mu frowned. Because this couplet is really difficult, there is no neat answer. When I was a freshman in high school, before the division of arts and sciences, I had talked about this couplet with Shang Wanyi, a female classmate in the same class at the time and a current alumnus, the Chinese Department. She even said the same thing at the time, if you can make this couplet, let me do anything.
Ding Mu knew that this couplet was indeed extremely difficult, and it belonged to a split couplet. A strong bow shoots a hard stone, the bow is the left half of the strong side, and the stone is the left half of the hard side. The sentence behind the key is absolute. Although the bow is strong, the stone is harder. Strong is the bow and although the word split, hard is the stone and more word split, the meaning is too perfect, and there is a progressive relationship. So, for so many years, not a single couplet is truly qualified.
However, after thinking about it for so many years, Ding Mu really has a downlink, and he can definitely match this more neatly. So he opened his mouth and said: "A good woman shocks a soft car, and a good woman has a soft car." ”
Hearing Ding Mu's next link, Lu Xuelian was stunned for a moment, and Yu Jiaojiao was even more speechless in surprise. Not for anything else, just because this link is too good, and the logic is very smooth, and it is extremely suitable for this situation.
Just analyze it. Good woman, soft car, how to disassemble the word is obvious, the woman is good, the car is not soft, and it is all on the left side. Perfect match. The key two sentence patterns are the same, the upper link is to shoot on the hard stone with a strong bow, and the lower line is to hold a good woman on the soft car to shake, and the sentence pattern is a perfect battle. The key stone is harder and less soft for the car, and the meaning is also perfect for fighting. Therefore, "a good woman shocks a soft car, and a good woman has a soft car." "It's definitely the perfect couplet. If you think about it a little deeper, the upper link is shot but not in, and the lower link is in but eighty percent does not shoot.
As soon as the next link came out, Lu Xuelian's eyes suddenly flashed with starlight. I didn't expect that this little boy who called himself Little Master was really a genius in both civil and military affairs. Perhaps, he does have a skin-to-skin relationship with him. Lu Xuelian no longer resisted from her heart, and finally ...... with the help of Yu Jiaojiao's efforts 5000 words are omitted here.
Her temperament is like a lotus, straight through the middle, not vines or branches, fragrant and clear, and pure plants. It can be viewed from a distance and not blasphemed. But her character is gentle like water, and she will never refuse any request, and she welcomes people like a spring breeze and drinks wine. This sense of dislocation makes any man want to stop.
Things to do in the RV left the windows of the car full of fog.
Lu Xuelian is really a virgin, and for a girl of her age and experience, it is rarer than a panda. After the passion, Lu Xuelian's body was completely soaked with sweat, except for the three-layer six-petal lotus diamond pendant that Ding Mu gave him around her neck, everything else was thrown away by Ding Mu.
Yu Jiaojiao also became addicted, and teased Lu Xuelian and said, "Xiaolian, you must have read Zhang Ailing's book." You believe that now. ”
"Well, I believe it. After a few clouds and rains, of course she knew what Yu Jiaojiao said, which is the most famous sentence of the great writer Zhang Ailing: "The road from a man to a woman's soul is the Yin Dao." Moreover, Lu Xuelian seemed to really believe the words that she thought were just eye-catching and absurd at the time: "Men and women love each other, and what a man can really completely and completely conquer a woman is sex, not money, status, and appearance, of course, these conditions can also conquer women, but they are not completely enough." ”
Lu Xuelian believes that she has been completely conquered by Ding Mu.
A golden light flashed in front of Ding Mu's eyes, and the system prompted: Lu Xuelian's body and mind were fallen, and the beauty of the seven people was killed. Get 7,000 Perfect Coins, with more than 15,000 points remaining. Get a special achievement with a little lotus heart, and you can get a chance to have an epiphany by chance in the future.
Lu Xuelian was originally very beautiful and pure. Ding Mu didn't waste it, so he used more than 15,000 points of fraction for beautification, making her skin more hydrated and delicate. is just a slight change, Lu Xuelian, who is already a top beauty, has a temperament that is three points higher. Ding Mu was even more excited, while others felt more cold and dared not play profanely.