Huadu, Qiao's living room.

Shi Shi looked at Da Mi Mi, who was chewing Lay's over there, she was a little greedy, but she was too embarrassed to ask for it directly, so she said, "What about eating potato chips?"

"Well, what's wrong?" Da Mi Mi took a piece and put it in his mouth, looked at her, and said with some underwhelming.

"Is it crunchy?" asked Shishi.

Actually, Da Mi Mi has long understood. She moved her buttocks, leaned in, and took a slice from the bag, and she said cheaply, "I'll eat another slice for you." ”

"Listen to you big-headed ghost. You're a girl, haven't you been Tesser lately?" Shi Shi glared at the girl, eager to kick her away.

Da Mi Mi lifted Erlang's legs and said proudly: "I know, you just want to eat." But you can see for yourself, your waist is gone, what are you going to eat? So do you want to continue to lose weight after giving birth, is it too late?"

Shi Shi hated the topic of weight, she said, "Fuck you, where am I fat?"

"You're fat, and you won't admit it. When I was pregnant, how arrogant were you? I told you that life is long, feng shui takes turns, and sooner or later you will have today, don't you believe it? Da Mi Mi licked his fingers and sent a flying kiss to Shi Shi.

"Dead fox, you take it easy for me. After a while, you'll have something to feel comfortable with. Shi Shi clutched his stomach, trying to tear the thing to shreds.

Da Mi Mi put her feet on her lap and lay down leisurely, she said, "I watched anime, do you watch it?"

", don't look. ”

"Then I'll see it myself. ”

"Stinky fox, I'm going to tear you up. ”

dragging his tired body, just when he pushed the door open, he heard the two daughters-in-law arguing. Qiao Mu poked his head and asked, "What, she provoked you, so much so that you wanted to tear her up." ”

When Shi Shi saw it, he hurriedly pushed the foot away, beckoned and said, "Ah Mu, come here quickly." ”

Qiao Mu turned around and locked the door and strode over. He put his backpack on the coffee table, then sat between the two daughters-in-law, holding one in one hand, and asked, "As soon as I got home, I heard you two arguing, what was going on?"

Shi Shi said: "She said I was fat. ”

"How can it be? When I was pregnant, I had this figure, which was pretty good. You look at your arms, these calves are thin, and I'm worried that you're undernourished. Qiao Mu touched Shi Shi's little hand and asked intimately.

"That's right, the dead fox said I don't have a waist. Shi Shi complained.

Qiao Mu looked back at Da Mi Mi, the guy was holding his arm with a wicked smile.

He felt that this person was not afraid of being black-hearted when he lied, so he said to Mi Mi: "Are you blind......, aren't you?"

These words came to an abrupt end.

The five words "I can't see what" were stuck in my throat alive and finally swallowed.

Da Mi Mi said: "The shepherds all say that you are fat, but you still don't admit it, say that you have a bucket waist." ”

This heartwarming daughter-in-law does not do good deeds.

Looking at Shi Shi's cold little face, a little scared, he raised his eyebrows and said, "You know, I didn't mean that, it was purely made up by Mi Mi." ”

"Forget it, I'm not angry with you, and you don't keep frowning. I really want that iron, to iron your brow. ”

When Shi Shi said this, Qiao Mu could feel the slightest chill and shuddered.

He said: "What a big hatred? Mi Mi hurt you like this, and you won't be angry." And I can't do two wrong words?"

Shi Shi was paranoid and said: "She hurt me, I'm angry." But she belongs to her, and you can't hurt me, not even if you slip of the tongue. ”

Da Mi Mi's legs clamped his waist, hugged him and said, "Ignore her, she will stop herself." ”

Qiao Mu looked left and right, and he said, "If you say this, she will definitely not stop." ”

"Hmph. Shi Shi pulled the blanket over his body and lay down on the sofa without saying a word.

A pair of feet, the slippers were not thrown off, and they rested directly on Qiao Mu's legs.

Qiao Mu lowered his head and helped her take it off.

"Why are you back?" asked him.

"Isn't Shi Shi coming soon?" Qiao Mu looked at Shi Shi, who was sulking.

"What are you doing when you come back to film? Do you know how much money you have to waste for a day of delay?"

When Shi Shi heard this, he was very unhappy in his heart, and stretched out his foot and kicked it.

She was lying down, and her eyes didn't look at it, she just kicked blindly, and kicked directly at the root of Qiao Mu's thigh.

Qiao Mu rubbed the root of his thighs and complained: "Speechless, good sister, if you want to scold her, I'll help you." Don't kick it, maybe your child will have an extra mother. ”

"Hmph, don't talk to me. ”

Shi Shi tugged at the blanket and covered his head.

Da Mi Mi leaned into his ear and whispered: "That missing face must be so red." ”

Qiao Mu also lowered his voice, and he asked, "How do you know?"

Da Mi Mi said proudly: "There is nothing I don't know." Her little example has long been played by me in applause. I just deliberately provoked her, and I made sure that she couldn't let out her anger. ”

"Phew, I'm almost a punching bag. ”

"I'm protecting her from spilling it on me, and you come back to be scolded, what do you care about me?"

"I came back by mistake?"

Qiao Mu couldn't help but amplify the volume.

Da Mi Mi looked at Shi Shi, who was pretending to be stunned, shook her head, and said, "Why did you come back, don't even notify me." ”

Qiao Mu pinched her chin and said with a smile, "I'm a surprise for you." ”

Da Mi Mi pinched his nose in disgust and said, "Honestly, for whom?"

"Give it to one by one, okay?"

Qiao Mu's nose hurt a little, this stupid daughter-in-law played really, and pinched hard. He broke off the little hand, rubbed it and said, "Why did you come to Huadu?"

"I'll take them all to see my younger siblings. Da Mi Mi laughed, and then looked at Shi Shi, she asked, "Did Shi Shi tell you that she was pregnant with a man or a woman?"

"No, she hid it and wouldn't tell me. ”

"I guess, it's a daughter. ”

"Hello daughter. If we have children, then we have a complete family. ”

Da Mi Mi smiled very happily, and she said, "Yes! It would be great to give a sister." ”

"My children are my children, and I will not discriminate. Also, I prefer girls. ”

Qiao Mu knew Mi Mi's little Jiujiu, so he didn't lower his voice in this sentence, he said it to Shi Shi.

Shi Shi was very calm, without the slightest sound or movement.

Da Mi Mi was thoughtful, she leaned into Qiao Mu's ear to blow the wind, and said, "I guess it's a boy, I didn't run away." ”

Qiao Mu was speechless, he said, "She gave birth to a child, what are you doing so energetically?"

……

At dusk, hundreds of birds return to their nests.

Through the floor-to-ceiling window, the sunset sprinkled on the stacks of delicate side dishes and the faces of a family of three.

Qiao Mu held the spoon and fed Shi Shi chicken soup one bite at a time, looking very uncomfortable.

Shi Shi took a sip and asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Qiao Mu said: "There is an idiot who has been teasing me, and I am very uncomfortable. ”

Shi Shi turned his head, looked at Da Mi Mi, who was sitting opposite, and said dissatisfiedly: "You girl, you can't eat peacefully." ”

Da Mi Mi spread his hands and said innocently: "I'm so far away, what's wrong with me?"

Qiao Mu grabbed her outstretched foot, with a cold face, as if looking at an idiot, he said, "You stretched out your foot and kept rubbing, what do you want to do?"

Shi Shi lowered his head, glanced at it, and instantly understood. She said, "You're shameless. ”

Da Mi Mi did not deny it, and said frankly: "You girl, don't you love this mouthful?"

"You don't spread rumors, when did I like this mouthful?"

Qiao Mute was speechless, when she put these two into eighteen appearances, she hadn't tried wrestling, how could she deduce that she loved this mouthful?

Da Mi Mi took the chopsticks, poked the soup in the bowl, and smiled: "I watched the latest issue of flowers." ”

"Questions?"

"What's wrong again?"

Da Mi Mi's tone was very calm, and he said calmly: "He touched Xiao Shuang's leg." ”

Qiao Mu was anxious, he said: "You are poisonous, don't spread rumors for me, okay? ”

Shi Shi's face was cold, she looked at the goods with unkind eyes, and said word by word: "Qiao Mu, you are so bold"

"No, no, Mi Mi is spreading rumors. ”

"Am I spreading rumors, don't you have a number in your heart? When you got on the train, the time was in a hurry, Xiao Shuang was not careful, and he fell. ”

"And then. Shi Shi asked.

"And then? ”

Da Mi Mi laughed twice, broke free from the shackles of his little feet, and kicked Qiao Mu. She said: "On the train, this thing has to give Xiao Shuang a massage." He rested the man's calf on his thigh, and a pair of wolf hands touched it, refusing to let go. ”

Qiao Mu defended and said: "I'm afraid of falling and hurting, rubbing it, relaxing the muscles and invigorating the blood, is it normal?"

Shi Shi said angrily: "Shu, you big-headed ghost, do you want to be comfortable?"

Qiao Mu was speechless, he said, "Can you be normal? If I use my crooked brain, I will kill her when I sleep in a bed, can she still resist?"

Da Mi Mi said: "She came to relatives, otherwise hehe, who knows." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I really didn't have a little crooked mind about Xiao Shuang. ”

Qiao Mu only felt speechless, he said: "Xiao Shuang is too thin, like a pile of bones." I don't like that, it's too skinny. Did you know that her thighs are a little thicker than my arms? ”

Da Mi Mi smiled and teased: "How do you know, have you touched it?"

Qiao Mu glanced at him, and he said, "I'm not blind. ”

Although, I did touch it.

That day, in the lounge of the East China Sea, it was not just the calf that was put on it. However, it is indeed thin, and it is a bit morbid to be thin.

Shi Shi tugged at his ear and said, "You girl, tell me honestly." What else have you done out of the ordinary? Don't wait for me to chase it one by one, when I find out, I will make you feel good. ”

Qiao Mu broke her little hand and said, "It's nothing, it's just an issue in Dubai, and I continued to sleep with her once." ”

Shi Shi was surprised and said, "What?"

Da Mi Mi didn't speak, and blew directly.

Qiao Mu, who came to his senses, hurriedly defended: "I didn't mean that. Sharing a bed but not getting in, but honestly. I swear, I haven't touched her. Don't always think of the relationship between men and women as complicated, okay?"

Da Mi Mi smiled: "The relationship between men and women, is there still purity?"

"Yes, especially among friends. Qiao Mu said with an oath.