It's already dark.

When Qiao Mu returned to the Bund, Da Mi Mi was lying on the sofa on his side, eating fried chicken while looking at One Piece.

There are also a few bottles of milk, coconut water and other drinks on the coffee table, and it doesn't look too leisurely, not at all like a busy person.

Qiao Mu took a big stride, walked over to her, took a piece of crispy fried chicken thigh, and sat next to her. But it caused Da Mi Mi to be unhappy, she pushed Qiao Mu with the back of her hand, and she said, "You girl, sit aside." Smelling you makes me sick. ”

However, Qiao Mu didn't leave, he put the fried chicken leg that he had bitten in front of Da Mi Mi, and said, "You're nauseous too fast, don't you say that you won't react until two weeks later?"

"Get out of here, I'm not in the mood to deal with you. Da Mi Mi pushed away the hand in front of her, then leaned over, went to get a piece herself, she raised her head, looked at Qiao Mu and said: "Let me tell you, I posted a Weibo with a trumpet in the morning, you go and like me, it's best to forward it." ”

Qiao Mu took a few bites of the sweet and spicy chicken legs, he took out a tissue to wipe his fingers and said, "What's your trumpet name?"

Da Mi Mi said, and then Qiao Mu took out his mobile phone, ready to like and retweet.

It's just that after he saw the content, he hesitated.

From the perspective of an ignorant little girl, Da Mi Mi tells a story about an ignorant girl who is deceived by a lewd man. The content can be described as tragic, and the lewd man is simply inhumane.

Her Weibo post is only a dozen words, but in a few words, it tells a story that is sadder than sadness. Her news was: Bastard, invite me to eat 10 yuan spicy hot, fuck me 15 times a night.

Moreover, Da Mi Mi has already forwarded it with a large number and condemned the male protagonist of the incident.

This aroused the interest of the people who eat melons, and caused many netizens to forward and reply. For a while, her trumpet's reply column seemed to have exploded, and keywords such as "ten yuan spicy hot", "ten yuan fifteen times", "I have ten yuan, can I please eat spicy hot" and other keywords have run on Weibo hot search, although it is not the headline, but its influence can also be seen.

There are even boring guys who make up the whole story, see netizens, send them thousands of miles, make an appointment with a schoolgirl, read textbooks, and various versions emerge in endlessly.

The most disgusting thing is that this news was gradually forwarded to major forums or other places where posts appeared, and almost in the comments, you can see the advertising message of a small raincoat brand.

Qiao Mu sorted out his thoughts for a while, and said to Da Mi Mi: "It's really enough, you are forcibly spreading rumors." First, the spicy tang I invited you to eat is 42 yuan a piece, and there is an order record in my mobile phone. Second, fifteen times, that's your personal standard, and I'm only three times. And thirdly, when did the little raincoat advertisement come out? I never wore it. ”

Da Mi Mi said with a smile: "You hurry up and like and retweet, otherwise I will write the hero and the original story." ”

Qiao Mu reminded her in a whisper, saying: "If the rumor is clicked and forwarded 5,000 times, you will have to be sentenced." ”

Da Mi Mi disagreed, she said: "This is a small complaint, without a beginning or an end, it is not a rumor." It's you, what are you going to do when you grow taller?"

Qiao Mu raised his head, looked at the bright lantern above his head, and said helplessly: "I don't know, if I continue to grow taller, it can only mean that God thinks what I did is right." ”

Da Mi Mi took the chicken leg and pointed at him and said, "Your uncle, do you want to ......?"

Qiao Mu didn't care what she said, he just lowered his head and bit the chicken leg in his mouth, and he said vaguely, "Thank you." ”

Then, he buried his head in liking and retweeting.

Da Mi Mi was angry, but she was helpless, she was convinced. She said, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." ”

Qiao Mu smiled, and then said, "What are you busy with today?" I called you at noon, and you seem to be outside. ”

Da Mi Mi said: "Shanshan's play, there are still episodes, ending songs, and theme songs to talk about. I'm not allowed to contact some music producers, get some?"

Qiao Mu said: "Then you are looking for Lao Xue! He also writes songs, and the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, don't you understand this truth?"

"You can be your eldest young master. The company's affairs, or I'll come, don't interfere, okay? The song written by Lao Xue, his style and voice don't match Shanshan's drama very well. Da Mi Mi said disdainfully.

Qiao Mu was helpless, closed his mouth, and quietly ate fried chicken legs, he looked at the straw hat boy on TV, he really appreciated the painting style. The three major migrant workers, he likes to talk about the cannon and the shadow, he escapes all over the world with one mouth, his brainwashing ability is unparalleled in the world, and all kinds of adventures come one after another, so don't be too rebellious.

It's so cool to look at, except for the memories of the pit daddy......

After watching it for a while, Qiao Mu lowered his head, looked at Da Mi Mi and said, "Eh, I know there is a song, maybe it's quite suitable." ”

Da Mi Mi raised his head and said rather casually: "What song?"

"I miss you so much. ”

"Who sang it?"

Qiao Mu didn't know if the song came out, he first searched for a while with his mobile phone, and after confirming that there was none, he said, "I wrote it myself." ”

Da Mi Mi took a mouthful of old blood, and it surged from his chest to his throat.

"Poof, just rest, don't mess around, okay?"

Qiao Mu wiped his forehead, took the last piece of fried chicken thigh, handed it to Da Mi Mi's mouth, and said, "Actually, I can also write songs." Lao Xue's "Actor" was written by me with him. You bite your mouth, and I'll sing you my latest masterpiece. ”

Da Mi Mi was very resistant, her head shrank back wildly, and she said, "You girl, don't want to hurt people." Wei Ting: They said that if they didn't have the guts, they would want to jump off the building after listening to you sing. ”

Qiao Mu smiled awkwardly, and he said, "Shibei should be impressed for three days. Didn't you learn this text when you were in elementary school?"

Da Mi Mi said: "Don't, I'm still young and don't want to die." ”

Qiao Mu said: "Then if you take a bite, I won't sing." ”

Da Mi Mi gave in, and she took a small bite and ripped off a slice of chicken.

Qiao Mu took the chicken leg back and ate it by himself, and he didn't dislike the saliva with a big power.

Kissing is a very elaborate course, especially when sticking out your tongue. Qiao Mu doesn't have much experience, and he has already eaten a lot of saliva......

"Uh-huh. After eating, Qiao Mu cleared his throat.

He began to sing, "I want to send you a text message, I miss you so much." I want to call you right away, I miss you so much......"

Da Mi Mi put down the pillow, and her urge to hit someone suddenly disappeared.

She also heard Qiao Mu sing Cantonese songs, which was the first time she sang "The Offering of Love", both of which belonged to the level where vegetative people will cry when they hear it, and deaf people will be silent when they hear it.

She also heard Wei Ting and Zhao Liying say that Qiao Mu's Chinese song was a real magic sound attack.

So, when the first two Chinese blurted out, she raised her pillow and wanted to hit someone,

But, listen closely, it's not bad.

If you put aside your prejudices, it's even nice to hear......