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July 15th. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fine.

Not a special day.

Of course.

This is just for Wang Dongdong, who has just gotten up in the morning.

"Hmm—what time is it?"

The woman's nasal voice is very soft.

The expression on Li Weiwei's face looked very lazy, and the whole person was lying on the bed as if he was out of strength, **** half-exposed.

"It's just 6 o'clock, you can sleep again, I'll make porridge for you." ”

Just finished speaking.

The phone at the bedside rang non-stop.

"Mr. Wang, oh no!"

Bad luck!

Wang Dongdong was indeed a little puzzled.

I had just opened my eyes early in the morning, and I heard this sentence without wearing any clothes, and even my mood plummeted by several orders of magnitude.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

in the microphone.

Si Wei also seemed to realize that Wang Dongdong was a little unhappy, but at this moment he didn't have time to explain more.

"Mr. Wang, the front page of the Novelist Daily published an article by Lin Tao, take a look, I think it won't be long before the fight starts. ”

Si Wei's tone was anxious and fast.

Wang Dongdong originally wanted to remind him.

But the words he heard in his ears made the sleepiness in his eyes disappear in an instant, and he stood up suddenly.

"What article?"

"It should have been published yesterday, and when I saw the newspaper today, I just received a call from Xiao Liu in the office, and there shouldn't be many people who know it now, I think it is necessary for you to find Lin Tao immediately to understand the situation."

If it is not handled properly, the consequences of this matter will be very detrimental to us. ”

Wang Dongdong immediately became a little hesitant.

Silence immediately fell into the microphone.

It's not that he's not in a hurry.

But Wang Dongdong knows Lin Tao's character very well, since he endured it for so long before breaking out, it means that he must have been completely sure.

Even if he hadn't seen the content in the newspaper yet, Wang Dongdong was also sure that Lin Tao's words must be extremely combative, otherwise Si Wei would not have been so excited, and even faintly excited.

"Mr. Wang?"

"Mr. Wang?"

Si Wei was indeed excited.

It should be said that there is some blood boiling.

It's so relieving.

Although he had already guessed that Lin Tao would definitely not endure it like this, when he really saw the article in his hand, he still couldn't help but clench his fists and hit the void hard.

"Don't scream, I'm not dead yet!"

glanced at Wang Dongdong.

Li Weiwei pinched him in the leg with all his might.

It is said that a half-asleep woman is always a thousand styles, and even more so for beautiful women, especially for women with good figures.

Eat under the pain.

Wang Dongdong snorted and was choked in his throat.

"Okay, I got it!"

Leaving only one sentence and hanging up directly.

In a newsstand not far from the Dongjiang Literary Magazine.

Si Wei looked at his phone in amazement.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

was hung up by Wang Dongdong, Si Wei was not angry, and after a long time, he also knew the character of the editor-in-chief, but he looked at the newspaper in his hand and couldn't help but slap it again.

He laughed out loud.

"Well said, scold these grandsons to death. ”

Si Wei even said two inexplicable words stupidly.

Wait for him to be gone for a while.

The owner of the newsstand sighed a little speechlessly.

"It's really everyone these days, a beautiful young man!"

Wang Dongdong hurried to the office.

Wait until he just stepped out of the elevator.

A commotion and noise had already reached my ears.

The entire floor of the studio seems to be filled with a restless atmosphere.

"Mr. Wang is here!"

"Mr. Wang!"

"Mr. Wang, take a look at today's newspaper, the front page of the daily news of "The Novelist". ”

"Look: "Do not do to others what you would not do to yourself"!"

Wang Dongdong took the newspaper and read it.

Located on the front page, the bold black font is very eye-catching.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!"

He had no doubt that this was Lin Tao's own writing.

If you just look at this title, you can't actually see anything, which is a very famous old saying.

But when Wang Dongdong's gaze fell on the first sentence of the text.

The whole person was suddenly stunned.

Rushing in front of you.

It turned out to be full of Lin's style.

Wang Dongdong couldn't help but think of the words Lin Tao said on the rooftop of the First People's Hospital of Songping City.

"Hello everyone, my surname is Lin, my name is Lin Xiaobai, Lin Xiaobai's Lin, Lin Xiaobai's Xiao, Lin Xiaobai's Bai, I am the author of "Kung Fu Panda". ”

Just by reading this Lin-style brain-dead introduction, the corners of Wang Dongdong's mouth twitched a little.

In the time and space where Lin Tao came.

Such a bad joke has long since turned into a joke that is not a joke.

But in this time and space, this unique and humorous introduction still makes most people laugh at the first sight of this sentence.

"Recently, I read some articles, and I think I want to share some experience with my readers and friends, some people in society are always self-righteous and take the tolerance of others as a reason for their shamelessness and cheapness.

They think that others are aware of their own wrongdoings and therefore do not debate them, but they do not know that, in fact, I have always been tolerant and generous in dealing with such unkind remarks.

After all, all of us grew up under the red flag since childhood, although we have received a good education, learned Chinese, learned English, and plan to learn French in the future, but there is only one language I do not plan to learn, and that is animal studies.

Quarreling with a herd of animals?

You're not as strong as an animal, but it's still an animal!

If you lose?

In that case, why shouldn't I be a quiet and beautiful man, and not an animal!"

Poof!

When I saw the words "animal science".

Wang Dongdong finally couldn't help laughing.

Animal Science!

I thought that only Lin Tao, that bastard, could say such a thing.

Especially the last few sentences.

It's just swearing without swearing, presumably those so-called celebrities will look good when they see it.

More than 100 words, the essence of which is in the last three words.

But the best is yet to come.

Follow the article.

Wang Dongdong continued to look down.

And at this time.

This scene played out in the Dongjiang Literary Magazine was staged almost all over the country.

For Lin Xiaobai, the author of "Kung Fu Panda", he suddenly changed his previous silent and low-key style, and bombarded those critics in such a high-profile manner.

Readers have expressed their support, and compared with the billions of people in China, more spectators are standing and watching the excitement.

But anyway.

For Lin Xiaobai's "Lin's Quotations", everyone still laughed.

"For a long time, there has been such a group of people who have been paying close attention to Xiaobai's works since "Kung Fu Panda" was listed in China, and even more caring for and loving him than Xiaobai.

As a result, "Kung Fu Panda" sold 15 million copies in the first half of the year in the domestic market, and when they got up in the morning, they looked in the mirror, disagreed and then began to spray this as children's literature.

Released in Europe, "Kung Fu Panda" sold 15 million copies in Europe and was about to exceed 20 million copies, and they looked in the mirror again and began to spray this as a Chinese work, which is not suitable for the European market and the taste of readers.

When it was released in Asia, they sprayed the book with no connotation and poor writing, and in less than a month, Kung Fu Panda sold more than 5 million copies in Asia.

Signed a contract with Disney, they thought it was Chinese literature and should not have signed a contract with Americans to make a movie, and then looked in the mirror.

I'm skeptical.

Am I going to give them an award with a part of the manuscript fee, but what should this award be called? I thought about it for a long time, and in order to show my gratitude to them, I thought it was appropriate to have a name.

"Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, everyone else looks good" award!

Therefore, shamelessness must have a shameless bottom line, you can't bite people after looking in the mirror and feel that you are ugly, and if you have no teeth, then eat vegetarian food.

Actually, I know that I shouldn't be trying to predict what Kung Fu Panda will do right now, but in order to accommodate the poor, fragile and worrying IQ of some people, I would venture to predict that Kung Fu Panda's films will grossed no less than $500 million worldwide!

Look, it's 500 million US dollars, in order to prevent this group of second brothers with an IQ of only 2 from being unable to understand human speech, I deliberately looked up the ancient works and translated them into the language of animal science:

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However, I can't help but ask, if you do it, do you dare to run naked? Do you dare to eat vegetarian live broadcasts? Do you dare to apologize publicly?"

This sentence is followed by a @plus a long list of names, Wang Dongdong counted them, there are about forty or fifty, basically all of them are some contributors who have publicly signed Lin Tao and "Kung Fu Panda". (To be continued.) )