Chapter 0135: The Bull and Bernie

A village in the Westerling family's domain, adjacent to the Earl of Banklow's domain: Alex Village.

"Hey, what are you messing with, hurry up and pack up!" a short, brightly dressed man glared at his wife with rat eyes.

His name is Bernie, and he is good at imitating all kinds of sounds in nature, as well as the voices of others, which gives him the opportunity to perform at the banquets of noble knights, which also earns him a lot of money and fame.

In Alex Village, Bernie is the richest man in the village. Of course, he is also a celebrity in the area.

The Count of Bancloe was very fond of him.

After being sold to the Earl of Banclo by the Westerlings in Alex Village, Bernie was often invited by the Earl of Banclowe and other knights of the family to perform a variety of animal sounds or other designated human voices at the nobles' festive banquets.

Bernie's wife, much taller and stronger, with thick lips and a wide face, has no name and, of course, no surname, that Bernie picked up on the street when he went to perform kǒujì in the riverland, and he humiliatingly called his strong wife a bull.

Over time, the bull became the woman's name.

The bull is timid, introverted, and noticeably fearful of her much shorter husband.

The bull began to slowly pack her things, she picked up a piece of clothing, put it down again, picked up a delicate rattan box, and put it down again.

While Bernie was quickly packing up his things, outside the house, there was the sound of people running, as if he was going to war with the neighboring village.

"Bernie!" the bull finally mustered up his courage, "I don't want to leave the village, I like it here, I don't want to go everywhere...... Walk. ”

"Are you a fool?" Bernie roared in the outside room, jingling his bronze stars and silver deer, and a few golden dragons, "Alex Village no longer belongs to Count Banklow, and has been returned by the Earl to the foolish Earl of Westerling. ”

"And the Earl of Westerling Fool married his daughter to the Magic Mountain, do you know who the Magic Mountain is? He is a demon from hell, who is taller than our house, and who comes out to kill and cook at night, and he wants to recruit troops from all over the territory, and let us go and make money with him as mercenaries. And he's going to collect taxes from us that are too high for us to pay. He's from Cregan, he's hundreds of miles away from us, why did he come to us to collect taxes?"

The bull couldn't speak, she didn't know what to say.

She herself is not good at words, Bernie rarely returns home all year round, she farms and works here, she is very content and comfortable, she does not quarrel with people, she does not fight with others, no one calls her stupid, disgusted that she eats too much and does too little, she likes it here, and refuses to leave.

"You go, I'll stay!" said the bull with a wincing heart, "you can come back at any time, this will always be your home." You will always be my man. ”

"No!" the rat rushed in and raised his hand to slap the bull, but the bull reached out and grabbed his wrist, the bull was very powerful, "I'm not leaving, he's going to collect taxes, I don't have any money!"

"Ouch yo let go, you idiot! you don't go, like you...... Beautiful as a flower...... If you are seen by the Magic Mountain, you will be finished, your whole life will be finished, he will rape you first and then kill you, and then rape and then kill, kill and rape, rape and kill! He is a bloodthirsty and cruel demon. ”

The bull couldn't understand what Bernie was saying.

She let go of Bernie's hand and looked at Bernie crampedly and fearfully.

She saw the red fingerprints on Bernie's wrist, and she was afraid she would hurt him. Bernie has a bad personality, loves to swear, likes to beat her when he is drunk, and prefers to bring Jìnǚ back to sleep together. But the bulls didn't mind, Bernie was a nice guy and she was grateful to him.

After the bull was driven out by her parents and brothers, she had been picking up food in the garbage dumps on the streets, and it was Bernie who saved her and gave her a place to settle down, along with these tall renovated stone houses.

"You're really not leaving?" Bernie flicked his wrist and saw the red mark on his wrist. Now that time is urgent, the whole village is moving, and everyone decides to move to the territory of the Earl of Bancloe to clear the land. Bernie didn't need it, he decided to officially use his kǒujì to make money, walk around, and everywhere he went, he must sleep enough with the local little girl.

His ultimate dream is to sleep with women in the Seven Kingdoms.

"I'm not leaving!" the bull shook his head resolutely. She has no memory of the Magic Mountain, and the impression of being beaten by her family and living on the streets and dying of starvation will be unforgettable for the rest of her life.

"The whole village will be zǒuguāng, just you are here alone, when the magic mountain comes, you will be divided by her. It's like this, boom, the hand is cut off, the leg is cut off, the knife is cut, the neck is chopped off, the kick, the head is kicked off, and I ask you if you are afraid?"

The bull looked at Bernie in a daze.

Bernie realized in despair that maybe the bull didn't understand what he was talking about.

"If you don't leave, I won't leave you a single one, I swear. Bernie raised his voice to show his shamelessness.

"Take all the money and bring more food. The bull said, "When you're outside, drink less, and don't believe the little girl's words, they are all cheating you out of your money." ”

"Blind!" Bernie said disdainfully, turning his head and leaving, "You idiot, you still teach me a lesson, fuck off!"

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In the entire territory of the Westerling family, in the villages of the recovered land, rumors are rife, there are all kinds of terrible rumors about the terrorist murder of Jiānshā women in the Magic Mountain, there are rumors about the conscription without military pay but the families who go to serve as soldiers must pay their own taxes to raise the soldiers, and the tax is a new increase in the tax of one silver deer a month, and if the money is not enough, the grain will be used to offset the account; there are rumors that the Magic Mountain will start an all-out war with the nobles of the surrounding north; in short, the rumors have no wings, but they can fly in all directions, and they are very fast。

I don't know where these rumors came from, as if at the same time, these rumors broke out in various villages and places, although the statements are different, but the meaning is the same, that is, to escape from the territory of the Westerling family quickly, and if it is too late, you will not be able to leave.

Bernie packed up his clothes, most importantly coins, and went out with a bag on his back, and most of the people in the village had gathered, ping-pong, and many people were rummaging through boxes and cabinets to pack their things.

"Let's go!" Bernie was a celebrity in the village, and everyone was watching him.

"Bernie, where's the bull?" one villager asked.

She said that she would wash it and wait for the Magic Mountain to get her, she was a cow anyway, and the few handfuls of the Magic Mountain couldn't kill her, let's go, before it got dark, it would be safe to enter the territory of Count Banclo. Bernie said.

"Then let's go!" someone said.

"Bring the bull, she's a good woman, Bernie. An aunt said.

"It's not that I won't take her away, it's that she has fallen into evil and refuses to leave!"

Bernie whistled as he spoke, relaxed, "Let's go, guys!"

So the villagers followed Bernie out of the village in a hurry.

Suddenly, in the distance, a young man rode a cow and galloped on the road in front of the village, shouting: "Go back, go back quickly, the people from the Magic Mountain are coming, it is the three-dog flag, it is the three-dog flag." ”

Bernie and the villagers froze.

As a precaution, two boys who can climb trees were sent to watch the road from the big tree outside Alex Village, and if there was a situation, they would report back immediately.

If you want to escape, you can only escape quietly, and it is said that the magic mountain is extremely cruel, and whoever falls into his hands will die without a place to be buried.

The villagers were all panicked, and their faces changed drastically.

Bernie immediately decided, "Go back!" he said, "Wait until it's dark before you leave!"