Li Daqing directly ignored Li Shaohui's eyes and ate by himself.

"Xiaohui, it's rare for a family to eat together, so don't talk about business. ”

At this moment, a beautiful woman with still charm came out of the kitchen with freshly cooked dishes.

I am very dissatisfied with the fact that the men are still talking about business when they are eating at home.

"Mom, don't worry about it, what we're talking about is very important. ”

"Important, important, what you said is not unimportant, so you can't chat with us. ”

"Well, let's not talk about it. ”

This beautiful woman is Li Shaohui's mother, Xue Xuelian, everyone is a lady, and it happens that Li Zerui is not a family without entering the door.

"Where's your sister, still out there?"

"Who knows, you can't take care of it, and let me take care of it?"

"Hey, this crazy girl is really worry-free!"

Li Shaohui hadn't eaten a few bites of rice when there was a "bang", and the door of the villa was pushed open.

"Mom, what's delicious at night? You don't wait for me? It's so inhuman!"

"Do you know what time it's back?"

"It's only seven o'clock, and it's not dark yet. ”

"How dark is black? ”

Well, as soon as I got home, I was noisy, and Li Shaohui was also injured.

Every family has a scripture that is difficult to practice, and the rich people also have a bunch of shitty things!

"Why are you going so late?"

"Playing with my classmates. ”

"What kind of classmates are you? ”

"Mom, how do you talk? Film and television schools are not universities, are they?"

It turns out that Li Shaohui's sister Li Xiaotong is also a student of Huizhou Film and Television Academy, and she is a freshman this year.

Last year, I had a lot of trouble with my family because of going to film school, after all, in the eyes of the rich, an actor is just a play.

Take a look, entertainment is fine, the little girl in her family goes out to show her face, how embarrassing it is!

"That's also a university, and it's really a gold on my face. ”

"What do you say, when I become a big star, you will be envious to death. ”

"Dreaming ......"

It's a bit interesting for the mother and daughter, bickering all day long.

"Old man, don't patronize the meal, okay, you can say something accurate. ”

"I'll talk about it after eating. ”

"That's it, brother, you work all day long except eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and life is really boring. ”

"You're interesting, playing this and that all day long, is it interesting?"

"I'm happy to ......"

Li Shaohui didn't bother to guess her, but women and villains were difficult to raise.

finally waited for the old man Li Daqing to finish eating, and Li Shaohui settled the battle in two bites, wiping his mouth.

"Let's talk about it now, hurry up, mother-in-law. ”

Li Shaohui turned back to Li Daqing's words just now.

"Young people, you have to be qualitative, you have to be stable, what are you anxious about?"

I'll take it, this horizontal is also your right, and the vertical is also your right!

Li Shaohui instantly felt that he needed to go back to the furnace to study, this Nima routine was too deep!

"Call Xiao Fei now and say that we have agreed to the loan, and we will talk about it in the company tomorrow afternoon." ”

"You're in such a hurry? I told him I'll reply tomorrow?"

"Since you agreed, I'll call at night, this is sincerity, can it be the same as if you call tomorrow?"

"Well, what you've been taught, I'll say it now. ”

"Why is it in the afternoon? Not in the morning?"

"I had something to do in the morning, and I was in the company in the afternoon, so I happened to meet him. ”

"What are you doing with him?"

"Look at what the young handsome men you make are like......"

Li Shaohui was speechless when he said this, so let's call.

This point QQ group and WeChat group are very deserted, and Xiao Fei can only watch TV boringly.

Suddenly, the bell rang.

"I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt. ”

"I think you think, you think you think you think of the dark. ”

It was Li Shaohui's call, and Xiao Fei didn't listen to music this time.

"Hey, Hui Shao, why are you calling so late?"

"Isn't this the final decision, I'll tell you quickly. The old man has already agreed to the loan you mentioned, do you have time tomorrow afternoon? Let's talk about it in detail. ”

"Thank you so much for being so fast. Tomorrow afternoon, I'll come over directly. ”

"You're welcome, they're all brothers, they should be. ”

"Then it's decided, I won't beat you now, I'll see you tomorrow. ”

"Okay, goodbye. ”

YES, Xiao Fei waved his hand excitedly.

Although he was confident on the surface, Xiao Fei was still very nervous and worried.

This is a crucial step in his "Shaw scheme", as long as this step is taken well, his plan will go more and more smoothly in the short term.

The big stone in his heart settled, Xiao Fei felt relaxed, and his brain was in an extremely active state.

Take out your phone and open the WeChat circle of friends.

Hmm? Cui Tingting, a goddess colleague of Huaxia Bank of Communications, posted the latest status.

is a photo of an injured middle finger.

With a text:

"My finger hurts and I haven't healed for days, what should I do?"

There are also a few cute pitiful expressions in the back.

It's only been a few minutes, and there are several comments below.

"Take care of your rest. ”

"It's so pitiful, why don't you go to the hospital to have a look. ”

"Visually inflamed. ”

Xiao Fei saw that it was a bunch of single dogs posting boring comments, trying to attract the attention of the goddess.

Looking at this white and slender middle finger, Xiao Fei imagined countless pictures that were inappropriate for children in his mind.

With a twitch of his head, he wrote a comment below.

"Beauty, don't let your fingers get soaked in water at night. ”

felt that this sentence was too vague, and it was estimated that others couldn't understand it, and an expression of "insidious and evil smiley" was added to the back.

A little hand, I sent it out.

Good guy, sure enough, it attracted everyone's attention, and immediately received four or five replies.

"Admire, admire!"

"Master!"

"Salute to the old driver!"

"Awesome my brother!"

A minute later, this circle of friends of the goddess was gone, probably deleted......

Xiao Fei felt as if he had done something not very good, and he should explain it to Goddess Cui alone.

"Beauty, I'm sorry, they probably want to be crooked about the content they just posted. ”

After the WeChat message is sent, the phone displays:

There's one in the red circle!" Beauty, I'm sorry, they probably want to be crooked about the content they just posted. ”

Cui Tingting turned on friend verification, you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed. Send a friend for verification

Well, it was completely exposed, and this time it really attracted the attention of the goddess, and she was directly deleted from her friends......

WeChat received a message.

"It's amazing that my brother dares to tease the goddess in public!"

Then WeChat kept ringing.

………………

Sleep and sleep, and act as if nothing has happened, and tomorrow everyone forgets about it......

Xiao Fei decided to be a turtle with a shrunken head.

Just slept like that.

The next day, sure enough, the world was still intact, and last night was all an illusion.

Turn on your phone and delete more than a dozen unseen messages directly to make the illusion more illusory.

When I was washing my face and brushing my teeth, Comrade Xiao Jianguo came over.

"Where's the eel cage? ”

"On the balcony, next to the plastic basin. ”

Three minutes later, Xiao Jianguo left with the yellow eel cage in a hurry, feeling that it took him three minutes to crack the way to open the door......

Finally, there is no need to send Uncle Huang Eel, Xiao Fei is very happy.

I had a leisurely breakfast downstairs, and then took a taxi to work.

It's early today, and the first one to arrive.

It seems that I will have to adjust my wake-up time in the future, and I can't come so early and don't pay overtime......

I didn't turn on the computer, I played with my mobile phone directly, and I resolutely didn't work!

Ten minutes later, Liu Hai arrived, and when he saw Xiao Fei.

", Brother Fei, it's too good, I'll take it, you will be my Brother Fei in the future!"

"No, I'm not that old, okay. ”

"You're awesome, you actually molested the goddess in public!"

"Don't dare, don't dare, just try your hand. ”

Xiao Fei is not afraid of boiling water for dead pigs now, it's all dry anyway, whatever you want.

When the young colleagues in the back saw Xiao Fei at work, they were all kinds of incredible.

The older ones don't know the situation, these people don't like the Internet, they are isolated, and they are all OUT.

Good guys, the influence of the goddess is terrible.

It seems that after the Huang Eel incident, Comrade Xiao Fei once again brushed his face in front of his colleagues at the Badu Branch of the All-China Bank of Communications......

Liu Shuyu's WeChat message.

"Stinky rascal, not only teasing me, but even Goddess Cui dares to tease, she's too bold!"

"Goddess Cui is called flirting, and we are calling messing with the relationship between men and women......"

", I'm a man with a husband, and I won't be with you in the future. ”

"What's wrong with having a husband, there is a goalkeeper and still scoring goals!"

"I am already a famous flower, please stay away from me in the future. ”

"Although the famous flower has a master, I will loosen the soil. ”

………………

Regarding Xiao Fei's hooliganism, Liu Shuyu finally had a further sober understanding, but it was too late.

But looking at Liu Shuyu's appearance, she is completely enjoying it.

Women, as long as you pry open the eel hole once, it will be unimpeded in the future.

Of course, Xiao Fei didn't enter Liu Shuyu's yellow eel cave for the time being, but only pried his mouth open, but the effect was much worse.

In the morning, he teased Liu Shuyu and did some chores, and while the director was away, Xiao Fei sneaked out.

Sign up for a driver's license!

Nima has been busy these days, delayed for so many days, and he must hurry up to register this morning.

Come to the registration point of Badu Xinya Driving School.

This Xinya driving school is one of the three largest local driving schools in Badu, with strong strength, the key is that it is not far from Xiao Fei's work and residence, and it is more convenient to learn to drive.

When I came to the registration room, there were quite a few people, four or five people queuing up to fill out the form.

Under the guidance of the staff, Xiao Fei took an application form.

, there are more than 40 contents to fill out an application form, this Nima is applying to learn to drive or to learn to drive a tank!

It's so strict, it's a sick brain, right?

It took ten minutes to fill out the form, and the buddy who received the form in front of him filled it out, Xiao Fei instantly felt the crushing of IQ!

It's pretty cool......

After the basic procedures are completed, it is ready to swipe the card.

"Here, let's get your eyesight tested first. ”

"Okay, what are you going to do?"

"Look at this book.,Just talk about the shape you see.。 ”

This is simple, Xiao Fei casually turned the page and took a look.

"The shape of this picture is a bit blurry, is this the number 9?"

"yes, let's look at the next one. ”

"What is this?

"No, take a closer look at what. ”

"It's a tractor, is it a truck?"

"It's obviously a goat, where is the tractor?"

This is the buddy who has just been crushed by Xiao Fei's intelligence.

"Let's take a look at the next one. ”

"This is a cow?"

"No, take a closer look"

……

"No, change one. ”

……

"No, you have a problem with your eyes. ”

"It's color blindness. ”

The buddy who was crushed by Xiao Fei's intelligence spoke again.

This Nima is your, the dog takes the mouse.

"You're colorblind, who says I can't see colors?"

"It's not color blindness, it's color weakness. However, if you are not qualified, you can't register for a driver's license if you are weak. ”

Fucking, looking at the low-IQ buddy of the dog day, Xiao Fei felt that his face hurt so much.

Xiao Fei was insulted!

And he was humiliated by a fool who had just been crushed by his own IQ!