The essay collection began, and then, all kinds of strange limericks came, and the people who read it couldn't help but laugh......

The first player was white-handed, so he wrote a limerick poem: "The Raptors Phantom drew the knife, and I was the most sassy in the PK field." ”

Unexpectedly, the second player was perfectly connected, Red Dog: "If you sass, I will open a double knife, and you will make two or three moves at most in seconds." ”

Then it became the national limerick solitaire......

Blind man: "The evil light cotton fluctuates in the eyes, and PK has to be shameless." ”

Red Dog: "The big collapse and the anger increase, the blind man fluctuates and farts."

Devil May Cry: "Tombstone ghost flashes Carlo, it's not my fault for seconds." ”

Exorcism: "My hegemonic body is the most powerful, and everyone in the PK field is afraid."

Summon: "Big sister knight elf king, stuck makes you want to hit the wall." ”

Elemental: "Ice wall, thunder and black hole, see if you have a temper." ”

……

While making people laugh, no one expected that someone would write a perfect article that will be passed on to future generations with a full of talent!

Bai Feng was also flurzed when he saw this article, and then he was speechless for a long time, the title of this article is "The Fool's DNF Journey"

The full text is excerpted below:

His game is called Fool, because his real-life friends call him that, so he gave himself such a name.

The fool rarely goes to the Internet café, and of course he never plays games, he plays DNF, but many people next to him are playing.

He chose sharpshooter as a profession just because he thought the sharpshooter was handsome.

So, the fool began his DNF journey in this way.

After entering the game, he didn't know how to shoot, and played hide and seek with the goblin (level 1 mob) for a long time, and died countless times, of course, he may have been the first player to die in a level 1 dungeon, and he died many times.

Finally, after clearing the level, the fool rescued Celia MM.

NPC Celia used to say 'thank you warriors', and the fool even typed stupidly and said no thanks.

He was stupid, and it took him a few minutes to get into the town of Hurmadun. A lot of NPCs greeted him along the way, and he was happy and happy to meet so many new people.

After a few days, the fool slowly reached level 16, learned to go to Master Kelly to learn skills, and was very serious about helping everyone complete the task. Whenever he returns from a quest and an NPC gives him some equipment, he is overjoyed.

On this day, he was about to upgrade when he saw a small girl shouting at the door of the dungeon.

"Which brother takes me, I'm only level 3......"

The fool felt that she was pitiful, so he took the initiative to send an application to form a team, and he took the girl into the vicious thunder ruins to upgrade, because the fool was already level 16, so it was easy to kill monsters.

The fool asked the girl to stand far away, for fear that the monster would hit her, and the girl praised him for being considerate, but the fool just laughed.

The girl also fell when she walked, and the fool said to be careful, what a child, so he called her child, and the girl said......

"I love it when you call me kid......"

She always jumped up and down with the fool, occasionally falling, and looked embarrassed.

She said that she liked the strawberries that the fool knocked down from the tree, and the fool said that I would pick more for you, and the child said that you are so nice, and just like that, the fool felt very happy.

The next day, the fool went to the Internet café without eating, because he made an appointment with the child, and when they took the child to upgrade, they met a magician wearing a fashion, and the child showed a look of envy.

"Wow, it's so beautiful, if only I had one......"

The fool just smiled, he really wanted to buy a suit for the child, but unfortunately, he was so poor that he didn't even have the Internet fee, let alone such an expensive fashion, but he still wanted to buy one for the child, because he felt that he had fallen in love with this stupid child who could even fall while walking, liked her to stick to his side, liked to pick strawberries from the tree for her, liked to do everything for her.

After that, they made an appointment to upgrade together every day, and the fool took the child and carried all the monsters for her, even if he died, he would pick all the strawberries he touched for her.

The child told the fool that she actually had a 50-level tuba, and that when the fool was high, she would give the fool equipment.

The fool was touched because it was the first time someone had been so nice to him.

She tells the fool that the DNF is actually very big, and there is a beautiful city in the sky on the west coast, where there are dragons and wizards. The ruins of the Heavenly Veil Behemoth are inhabited by the evil Sect Master GBL, there is a boy frozen in the 10,000-year-old Snow Mountain, and there are many headless horsemen in the Dark Castle who cannot rest after death, etc., etc., etc......

The fool admires the girl very much, she knows so much......

After that day, the fool found a job for a day in order to raise money for his children to buy fashion, he had no diploma, and finally had to send bottled water to others, 300 a month, and a bucket of water was 5 cents.

Even so, he is still very happy, because he will soon be able to use his own money to give his child a beautiful outfit.

One day, the child sent a Q video to the fool, she said that she wanted to see the handsome guy, but the fool didn't dare to pick it up, he was afraid that the child would see his appearance, and then he would never pay attention to him again.

So he panicked the child for the first time, he said that there was no video in the Internet café, the child just smiled, and then did not speak again.

The fool entered the child's Q space in a dejected manner, and he saw a photo of a girl with a ponytail, which was very similar to the image of the child in the game, standing in a large strawberry field, smiling and following the child.

The fool thought to himself, no wonder the child likes the strawberries in the game so much......

He secretly downloaded the child's photos to his mobile phone, and every night when he went to bed, he always looked at them......

At this time, the fool is level 18, and the child is level 16......

They didn't have much level, and they entered the zombie dungeon, because they had no experience, and the fool couldn't use advanced skills, and the first time he hung up, the child said you are so stupid, and she muttered that she was able to single-handedly challenge the king-level difficulty here.

The fool blushed and didn't speak, he felt that he couldn't protect the child now, and then he traded the only 400,000 gold coins he had on his body to the child, and then said with a smirk.

"When I'm good, I'll protect you!"

Before he could finish speaking, the child rolled his eyes and withdrew from the group, entering the dark thundering ruins alone.

Without gold coins, the fool had no money to buy medicine, so he could only rely on weakness to brush the map, so he started from the lowest difficulty, again and again......

When he changed jobs, he chose to roam, because he knew that the girl's tuba was roaming.

Slowly, he began to be able to brush the Warrior-level dungeons on his own, although it was a bit difficult.

Every time he encounters a strawberry on a tree in the map, he has to pick it, even if he is dying, he is reluctant to eat it, because he remembers that the child likes strawberries, and when it is time to meet, he will give it to her.

A week later, the fool is level 20, and he has been able to easily clear the zombie copy of the king-level difficulty, and the fool thinks that he can protect the child now, so he sent a message to the child, but unfortunately, no one replied, and for several days, the child was not online.

He went to Q-space to leave a message for her, but no one replied.

If he can't see the child, he will be like losing his soul, and then he will realize that the child has become his belonging.

A few days later, the fool met the child in the town, and in the distance, he saw the general standing next to the child, who thought he was wearing haute couture, and they were walking hand in hand to the sky city on the west coast, and he wanted to stop the child, but unfortunately, his mouth was open, and before he could speak, the child had disappeared at the end of the map.

After going online the next day, the fool was pleasantly surprised to find that the child was online, so he took the initiative to send a message to him.

"Why haven't you been online for so long?"

"Is there something wrong? I've been playing tuba for the past few days. ”

"Let's go, I can clear the zombie king level now, I can protect you, and take you to upgrade!"

"Hehe, no, I'm going to Sky City, my friend is waiting for me there, by the way, this is for you, thank you for taking me to upgrade before!"

With that, the kid traded a level 20 purple revolver for the fool, and then turned and walked away.

The fool looked at her back and knew that it was the general who was waiting for her yesterday, and suddenly, he only felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, and he was afraid that he would never see her again.

Looking at the back that was about to disappear, the fool mustered up the courage for the first time and shouted loudly.

"Kid, I like you! I've always liked you!"

The child who walked away was stunned, then turned around, showing a hint of disdain, and sneered and spoke.

"I don't like a poor and low-level fool, I was with you at the beginning, just to let you take me to level up, don't daydream!"

The fool's heart hurt like a pinprick, and the child only saw the words he typed on the screen, but not the tears he left on the keyboard, and he pleaded.

"Give me another chance, I'll definitely protect you!"

The child's sarcastic disdain spoke.

"Come to me when you get the title of Gun God!"

She thinks that a fool will know the difficulties and retreat, after all, her tuba is roaming, she knows how difficult it is to become a gun god, a person, a gun, with the ability of a fool, it is impossible for a lifetime.

Gun God, is the exclusive title of roaming level 48 full-time, this fool knows.

He didn't say anything, just traded her 999 strawberries and saved gold coins, said wait for me, and then left alone.

When the child saw these strawberries, his eyes showed a hint of guilt......

On this day, the fool entered the picture brush copy alone, and he held the weapon given by the child, and his heart was warm.

Just when he finished the last mission of the zombie king, he saw a little magician pitifully looking for someone to take her at the door, and the fool thought of the child, and the child was like this at the beginning.

Walking up to her, the fool smiled.

"Let's go, I'll take you. ”

"How much?"

"No money!"

The fool smiled and took the girl into the map, and by the way, he helped the girl to do the follow-up tasks, and after the two broke up, the girl thought to herself, this person can't be a fool, right?

After going online the next day, the fool received a message, and when he opened it, it turned out to be the girl he brought yesterday, and he replied with a message.

"You're good. Huh!"

"Team up together?"

"Okay!"

Girl level 21, Fool level 23, Fool is a low-damage roaming that others hate, and Girl is a summoner that others hate even more.

The fool is very happy, because others dislike him and it doesn't hurt, and the girl doesn't dislike it.

The girl is also very happy, because everyone else dislikes her summoning monster Doteka, and the fool does not dislike it.

In this way, the two got to know each other again the next day, and this time, they became friends, and the fool officially became the first and only friend in the girl's friend column.

Once, the fool hit the scholar's bracer in the picture, and the child was very envious......

"This is very valuable, you are so lucky! I want to buy one when I have money in the future!"

"Hehe, since you hit it, what else to buy, give it to you, I can't use it. ”

"No, you'd better sell it and buy it for yourself. ”

"Hehe, if you can still hit it in the future, you should take it. ”

The girl was stunned, and said to herself that he was really a fool. However, she found that she had fallen in love with the fool.

After going online every day in the future, she would find a fool to level up together, and finally one day, she said to the fool.

"Be my master, right?"

"Hehe, I didn't teach you how to do your master. ”

"You can take me through the leveling mission. ”

So, the fool became the girl's master, and the girl became the fool's apprentice.

The two of them upgraded together, and finally, one day, they successfully entered the Hanging City, and the girl said that it was so beautiful here, and the city in the sky was so beautiful.

When the fool heard this, he remembered the child again, and he was a little sad.

The girl asked the fool.

"Master, why did you turn the most difficult roaming to practice? The damage is low, and no one has a ......team to level up."

"I'm here for one person...... Someone I like......"

He sighed and told the girl about the child, who was very moved, but felt that the fool was too stupid.

"If someone had been so nice to me, I would definitely marry him. ”

"Hehe, you're going to meet someone you like. ”

The girl smiled and didn't speak, she decided to help the master transfer to level 48 as soon as possible and get the title of gun god!

Passing through the Sky City, the two of them upgraded to the Sky Veil Behemoth together, walking through the jungle, purgatory, and the first ridge together.

The girl praised the fool.

"Master, you're so good, it's easy to fight monsters......"

"Hehe, who made me your master......"

Although the fool smiled, he knew that he could kill the monster so easily because of the girl, she was a summoner, but she was a summoner who was reluctant to draw summoning beasts, because she said that these summoned beasts were her babies.

But I don't know when it started, she quietly picked up the whip and frantically beat her distressed babies, just to make them faster.

At that time, the fool was level 36 and the girl was level 35.

On this day, the fool was not yet online, and when the girl was shopping, she saw a beautiful revolver, although it was a little expensive, but she still bought it and strengthened it to 8.

When the fool went online, the girl handed the revolver to the fool, and after the fool resigned a few times, he finally accepted it reluctantly.

This night, the girl sent a video to the fool, and the fool took her as an apprentice, and he didn't think about it so much, so he accepted it.

In front of the camera, the two met for the first time.

It was a thin, but very delicate boy, he seemed a little shy, looked at the camera awkwardly, and no longer dared to make eye contact with her, the girl smiled, her face was a little hot.

It's a pity, she knows, fools only like children.

In the snowy land of Ston, the fool rescued the patriarch of the Charlie Bantu tribe, so he was awarded the title of warrior. Time flies, and the fool is already level 45 by this time.

He was happy because the day was not far off when he would become the god of the spear, and the girl was even more disappointed, because she knew that the day of separation from the fool was also near.

So she cherishes the days with fools even more.

One day after the level of practice, the girl asked the fool.

"Master, if you and the child are really together in the future, will you still accompany me to level up?"

The fool said with a smile.

"Hehe, you can't always follow me, you will have someone you like in the future. ”

The girl just smiled bitterly, the fool didn't know, and at the moment he turned around, the girl's crystal teardrops quietly fell on the keyboard, slipped into the gap, and disappeared.

Soon, the fool is level 48, and the girl decides to give him a gift.

She's going to give the fool a +11 rapid-fire pistol with her own hands!

She used the gold coins she had saved for a few months to buy a purple weapon, but it was not so easy to strengthen 11, but after three failures, her gold coins were consumed, and helplessly, she sold everything she could sell in the warehouse, God willing, she succeeded the last time.

The fool is finally level 48, and he has completed all the tasks required for the awakening of the spear god, but unfortunately, he got stuck in the last level.

According to the rules, he must go to the PK field to defeat his opponent and win 1,000 duel points.

It's hard for a fool to brush the picture, how can he go to the PK field to win so many people?

Just when he was embarrassed, in order to help him, the girl deliberately went to the PK field to help him brush up all night.

When the gorgeous pillar of light was sprinkled on top of his head, he finally woke up, he finally became the god of the gun, but the girl fell ill with a cold because she didn't sleep all night.

When she went offline, the girl left a message for the fool, so miserable, so helpless.

"Master, congratulations on becoming a real spear god, the email is an awakening gift from my apprentice, take it, go find the child, I wish you happiness!"

It's been three months since the last time the child was separated, and when I saw the child again, the fool was level 48, and the child was level 55.

She was wearing a black elemental robe, with a faint glitter of brilliance on her body, surrounded by nebulae, and she looked like a fairy in the Heavenly Palace.

The fool walked up to her and smiled and spoke.

"Long time no see, I've come to you after completing my agreement!"

The child was stunned, and then a little surprised, she was about to forget this person, and she didn't expect that three months later, he would come to find her again.

However, after seeing him in a garbage outfit, she still pouted.

When the fool saw that the child did not speak, he continued to speak.

"Shall we be together in the future? I can protect you!"

The child proudly lifted the hem of his robe, took a step back, and spoke coldly.

"Look at you beggar, come to me when you have the ink bamboo bracelet, the sage ring, and the Nima beast necklace!

After the child finished speaking, he walked away.

The fool was a simple man, and he asked the apprentice where he could hit these three things, and the girl told the fool when she heard it.

"Master, she's lying to you! She doesn't like you at all!"

"Hehe, no way, she said, as long as I hit these three things, she will be with me. ”

"Master, don't be stupid, do you know how expensive these three things are? She's just lying to you! She's a liar!"

"Shut up!"

The fool was angry with the girl for the first time, he did not allow the girl to speak ill of the child, and angrily terminated the master-apprentice relationship with the other party.

The girl cried, crying so sadly.

For several days later, the fool didn't contact the girl, and the girl wanted to be a fool very much, so she took the initiative to leave a message to him Q to apologize, and the two got back together and apprenticed again.

The girl said to him.

"Master, these three things are very expensive, we can't afford them, so we can only fight. ”

The fool nodded.

So, they checked the information, and the Hanging City came out of the ink bamboo, and then they brushed the Hanging City, and on the seventh day, the ink bamboo bracelet came out.

Someone on the Internet said that there was a sage ring in the forbidden place again, so they went to brush the forbidden place again, a week, two weeks, and finally, the hard work paid off, and they brushed out the sage ring on the 22nd day.

It's a pity that the good luck seems to end here, the last Mani Divine Beast necklace, they brushed it for two months in spiders, ridges, and cemeteries.

The fool comforts the girl.

"As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't do......"

The girl said secretly, there are some things, even if you work hard, you may not have results, just like my fate with you......

In the third month, the girl couldn't bear to be so meaningless and insistent on the fool, so she spent a few hundred yuan to buy one on the Internet, and quietly threw it on the ground while the fool was brushing, and then shouted to him excitedly.

"Master, you've hit the necklace!"

The fool looked at the Mani Divine Beast Necklace and finally showed a relieved expression. The girl silently blessed the fool in her heart, but tears appeared in the corners of her eyes, and a tear quietly dripped to the cemetery, blooming a mournful flower, wrapped around the dark corner......

At this time, both the fool and the girl are level 50......

When the fool found the child again, she was already level 60, and he traded 3 expensive jewelry to her, the child looked at the fool in surprise, and immediately, all the guilt came to her heart, and she realized that the fool really liked herself.

But she already has a husband, the same general at the beginning, she doesn't want to lie to fools anymore, so she smiled and spoke.

"You're a good person, I'm not worthy of you, you better go find a good girl...... I'm sorry!"

After saying that, she returned the 3 pieces of jewelry to the fool.

The fool looked at the jewelry that was returned, and was a little stunned......

"You...... Didn't you say ......"

"Lie to you, I lied to you about those words before......"

"No, I just want to be with you, no one can replace you!"

"Don't be stupid, I have a husband, you've seen it, I'm sorry, let's go......"

Watching the child turn around, the fool was in a hurry and yelled loudly.

"Why, am I not good enough? You say, as long as you say it, I can do it!"

The child was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said without looking back.

"If you can collect 99,999 strawberries, I'll promise to be with you!"

"Wait for me!"

The fool still said this, and left after speaking, the child was slightly stunned, and then she was a little remorseful, she knew that a fool was a fool, and he would definitely go to collect strawberries, even if it was for a lifetime.

In the days to come, at the gate of the low-level map Gran Forest, there was always a fool in his 50s shouting to collect strawberries, and some people took the opportunity to raise the price, as long as the fool had money, he would buy it.

When he ran out of money, he would go into the map alone, search every tree, and lay down every strawberry......

After his apprentice found out about this, he didn't say anything, just silently accompanied him to collect strawberries and beat strawberries.

At this time, she would think how nice it would have been if she had met the fool first......

When they are playing strawberries, they will also take some newcomers to upgrade and do tasks along the way, and even give them low-level equipment and gold coins selflessly.

Despite the fool's hard work, 99,999 strawberries are still out of reach, and these novices who are brought will always ask him why he collects so many strawberries, because strawberries are only used by newcomers to add blood, and no one wants them after basically rising a few levels.

The fool told them that because a girl had made a pact with him that if he had enough 99,999 strawberries, the girl would marry him.

From then on, the newbies would give her the strawberries they picked up.

A few months later, two very high-ranking people came to the gate of the Gran Forest, an elemental mage and a general, and the two of them shouted here that the guild would accept people, and the fool looked at this elemental mage blankly, and the elemental also looked at him.

The general was upset and pointed at the fool's nose and scolded.

"Fool, what to see!"

The elemental mage didn't let him call a fool, so the two of them quarreled, and the general became angry, and called a few people from the guild to swipe the world channel loudspeaker together and scold the fool.

The fool stood in place and was scolded by a group of people, it was the first time he had encountered this situation, his apprentice ran over to theorize, and this group of people scolded his apprentice together.

At this time, someone on the World Channel sent a loudspeaker......

[I, Cao, a fool and a girl, were bullied at the gate of the 15th-line Grand Forest!]

A message went out, and the whole game was a sensation, although the fool had a low level and poor equipment, he played long enough and brought enough people.

In almost a few minutes, the Gran Forest was full of people, there were more than ten levels of novices, as well as fifty or sixty level tubas, and even a large number of full-level cattle people.

When they first played the game, they had all received the favor of fools, and they had all been helped by fools, and at this moment, all of them poured over.

The world channel is crazy, and the horn is the same as not asking for money......

[Whoever TM can't get along with a fool is who can't get along with our Sunset Guild!UP!!]

[Whoever dares to mess with a fool, don't want to mess around in the game in the future!]

[Provoke a fool, speed roll to PK field room 298 to die!]

……

The general who bullied the fool only took five minutes to complete the task of the title of the public enemy of the whole people, which is not a good thing, the public enemy of the whole people refers to the fact that a total of 500 people have been blacklisted, and the cost of trading items has been increased by 200 percent.

It can be said that basically you can't mix in the game, because people you don't know in the future can't trust you, let alone team up with you.

The swiping frequency abuse that lasted for half an hour was not over, and the fool used the last horn, just said a word of thanks, and then went offline......

The girl was angry, and she approached the child and questioned him.

"What's wrong with the fool? Why do you treat him like this? Yes, he is not of high rank, he can't take you to upgrade, he can't buy you beautiful fashions and high-end equipment, but he loves you very much, and the Q coins she punched for you are enough to buy you several sets of fashions, are you still not satisfied? Do you know how much effort he put in to save money and punch Q coins for you?"

The child stood stupidly in place, didn't know what to say for a long time, opened the QQ account, only to find that the balance on it was displayed as 1314Q coins!

"Do you know what he's doing for all this money? He only paid five cents for carrying a bucket of water, but he washed you 1,314 yuan! You pay me back my fool, pay back my master!"

After saying that, the girl couldn't hold back any longer, and fell on the keyboard and cried.

Yes, a man's kindness to a woman does not lie in how much money he spends on you, but in how much money he has and how much he can spend on you......

For a long time, the fool never got on the line again, and the girl left, and for the fool, without the child, there is no point in continuing this game.

But for girls, games are meaningless without fools.

She finally understood the sentence: The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I like you.....

The child is still in the game, she is waiting for the fool, waiting for him to marry her. It's a pity that she can't wait any longer......

Many people say that the fool was completely disappointed in the child and left the game.

Some people also said that the fool's number was stolen by someone else, and according to the thief, he clearly saw the warehouse full of strawberries, a total of 99,998 ......

The article is very long, and after reading it, Huang Li silently wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said with a smile.

"Mr. Bai, I want to ...... It's definitely not a stolen number, because no one can steal our game protection yet, right?"

Bai Feng sighed and nodded with a smile.

"Having said that, if this is true, I'd rather the fool was stolen, in this case, maybe one day, he will apply for a trumpet, and still stubbornly stand at the door of the Glen Grove to continue to buy strawberries......"

Huang Li nodded as if she didn't understand, and then sighed.

"Well, it's stupid, but it's really difficult, these two women, who do you think he should be with......?

Bai Feng shook his head.

"Hehe, this question is actually a philosophical question, that is, will you choose a person who loves you, or choose a person you love!But we obviously don't need to discuss this now, let's choose this article for the grand prize, make an announcement, in addition to these rewards, we must also adapt this short article into a DNF promotional video......! On July 1st, the DNF version has been updated!"

"Huh?

"Well, this time...... I'm coming for real!"

After speaking, a cruel smile appeared on the corner of Bai Feng's mouth!

On July 1st, in the eyes of all players, DNF ushered in the first biggest update half a year after its launch, and this time the update, global synchronization, the update cycle lasted for 24 hours.

When it went live again, everyone was stupid......

"I'm Cao!I'm Cao!I'm Caocao......"

"Oh my God!

"Crazy! What is this going to do! Is the whole world going to war?"

……

Every channel, every server, all the players began to frantically refresh the world speaker, except for sighing and surprise, before this update, the system did not have any prompts.

After the game was normal, everyone was surprised to find that the national server and the Bangmao country, the country, the United States and other servers were actually interoperable, that is, all the players in the world were synthesized in the same server, and servers in more than 70 countries were also opened......