Chapter 310: The Crow and the Coal Heap
Tang Lin nodded, and continued happily: "I eat donkey meat and burn it!"
At this time, Zhou Haoran, who reacted, pulled Tang Lin, who was contemplating the taste of donkey meat burning, and said, "Don't eat it!"
It's just that Tang Lin, who was still immersed in the deliciousness, directly regarded Zhou Haoran as a waiter and said, "Put more meat!"
Zhou Haoran heard this, and said with a straight face: "Don't put the meat...... Do you still put more meat, so does Baoyuan have an airport?"
"Nan'an Provincial Capital Airport!" Tang Lin replied.
When Zhou Haoran heard this, his momentum couldn't help but weaken: "Oh, the provincial capital." ”
Tang Lin nodded and said, "You forgot that the two of us went together." ”
"Oh, let's ......" Zhou Haoran still nodded inertly in agreement, but quickly frowned and looked at Tang Lin and asked, "Let's go together?"
"Ah," Tang Lin nodded.
Zhou Haoran stretched out two fingers to Tang Lin and asked again, "Let's two, last month?"
"That's right!" Tang Lin nodded blankly, not knowing why Zhou Haoran asked this question so emphatically.
"Your ticket is more than a hundred?" Zhou Haoran withdrew a finger and asked Tang Lin.
"That's right!" Tang Lin looked at Zhou Haoran suspiciously, he had already said this question just now.
"Then why do you want me more than 300? Huh?" Zhou Haoran asked loudly, daring because the last time the two of them took a plane to the capital of Nan'an Province, Tang Lin asked Zhou Haoran for more than 300 air tickets.
Sure enough, after Zhou Haoran heard this, he turned to face the audience, clasped his open mouth in surprise with his right hand, and the two eyeballs were rolling in the sockets, and after a while, he pointed at Zhou Haoran and said, "No, no, you have a lot of meat, a lot of meat!"
Zhou Haoran scratched his head blankly, and muttered in a low voice: "Oh, you have to pay for a lot of meat on the plane?"
At this time, Tang Lin faced the audience again, spread his hands slightly, and continued: "We walked together, and no one allowed him to go on when we went through the security check at the airport!"
Zhou Haoran asked confusedly, "Don't let me go?"
Tang Lin nodded very firmly and said, "Said he has to consign!"
Zhou Haoran was dumbfounded when he heard this, and asked a little anxiously, "Does this person have any consignments?"
Tang Lin then made a gesture of taking something out of his trouser pocket, and then said with a sneer: "Later, he flashed his ID card: 'Inform me that I am a person!'
Zhou Haoran nodded self-deprecatingly beside him and agreed: "Yes, the ID card still works!"
Tang Lin patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's why he went up." ”
Then Tang Lin straightened his expression again, and said very seriously: "We got on the plane and sat in that economy class." ”
Zhou Haoran nodded and responded, "It's cheap." ”
Then Tang Lin continued: "The announcement will come in a while, saying that the plane is late." ”
Zhou Haoran echoed and said: "It's not even." ”
Tang Lin said again: "It is normal for the plane to be late, but he is very annoying. ”
Zhou Haoran pointed to himself and asked, "Why do I hate it?"
Tang Lin said with disgust: "He will ask for this and that on the plane." ”
Zhou Haoran asked suspiciously, "What do I want?"
Tang Lin pretended to be Zhou Haoran, waved to the side and said, "Stewardess stewardess, bring me a pillow." ”
Zhou Haoran explained beside him and said, "My pillow is on!"
After Tang Lin heard this, he slid down his right hip with both hands from the position of his left shoulder, and then said: "After a while, I will say that the flight attendant, the flight attendant, give me a seat belt, I am not long enough." ”
Zhou Haoran said hesitantly beside him: "The seat belt is definitely not long enough for you to wear it like this." ”
Tang Lin asked suspiciously, "How should I tie it?"
When Zhou Haoran heard this, his hands slid from the left side of his stomach to the right side of his stomach, and said, "It should be tied like this." ”
Tang Lian nodded, but said again: "It's not long enough for you to tie it like this." ”
Zhou Haoran looked at his big belly, then looked at Tang Lin and said, "Okay, this is a section." ”
Tang Lin continued at this time: "I have to add another section, how annoying!"
Before Tang Lin's words fell, Zhou Haoran next to him pulled him and said, "You wait, you wait, it's not that I hate it! This is my full strength, isn't it? You can also ask for it on the plane." ”
Tang Lin asked in surprise, "Can I ask for it too?"
Zhou Haoran nodded and said, "That's right." ”
Tang Lin continued to ask, "So amazing?"
Zhou Haoran still nodded: "Yes." ”
After Tang Lin heard this, he said directly to the side: "Stewardess, stewardess, bring me a spicy fragrant pot!
"Yes......" Zhou Haoran, who was originally going to echo Tang Lin, suddenly noticed that something was wrong again, and hurriedly shouted: "What kind of meat do you put in it?"
Tang Lin shook his head and said, "Do your own thing." ”
After hearing this, Zhou Haoran nodded and said, "That's right." ”
Tang Lin continued: "Do it yourself. ”
Zhou Haoran nodded: "That's right!"
Tang Lin suddenly raised his voice and said, "I feel hot." ”
Zhou Haoran nodded, "Hmm." ”
Tang Lin pulled his hands to the side, as if there was a door next to him, and then said, "I opened the hatch myself." ”
Zhou Haoran was a little confused: "Uh...... Why are you opening the hatch?"
Tang Lin fanned himself with his hand at this time, and said very enjoyably: "It's cool." ”
Zhou Haoran pulled Tang Lin over at this time, and said angrily: "Don't be cool, why are you opening Cangmeng?"
Tang Lin continued to fan the wind, looked at Zhou Haoran and said, "I'm hot." ”
Zhou Haoran glared at Tang Lin and said, "You can't open the hatch even if it's hot!"
At this time, Tang Lin stretched out two fingers, as if there was a lit cigarette in the middle, put it on the side of his mouth and took a heavy breath, and then slowly spit it out, and then said: "The key is that I have to scatter the cigarette." ”
"Oh, he still has to scatter cigarettes," Zhou Haoran pointed at Tang Lin and said with understanding, but he quickly reacted again, and his voice was raised again: "You are still smoking? Stop smoking! Come here! I wanted to talk about you just now, does the airport have its own door to open the cabin door? Do you know that you are not allowed to smoke on the plane?"
Zhou Haoran paused for a moment, and after thinking about it, he was still angry, and continued: "I just wanted to talk about you, look at what you did before, you have discovered all the uncivilized phenomena, you have addressed, what are you done after the boycott? What you have done is even more uncivilized than this! I can't bear it when I open my mouth and shut up all day long! I can't bear it! As the old saying goes: 'The crow stands on the coal pile and can see others black, but not himself!' It's you!!We should boycott people like you! I'm mad at all!"
Zhou Haoran scolded loudly in a series of loud scoldings, summarizing all the words Tang Lin had said before, so that the students and teachers who had been laughing and watching the show just now couldn't help but be brought into a thinking session, and soon there was a thunderous applause and cheers in the sports field.