Chapter 399: Strange Doctrine
Dolina was really about to collapse completely, and roared angrily, "Damn, what kind of god is this?"
Frank also smiled bitterly: "But this also shows that the brainwashing policy is quite successful, doesn't it." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info. ”
At this time, a melodious bell came from the center of the city, apparently from the main altar of the "Ass God Cult", and every day at noon, it was the prayer time of the "Ass God Cult".
Hearing the sound of the bell, everyone in the street stood still, and their movements were surprisingly unanimous, facing the huge ass statue in the middle of the city, with a solemn look on their faces, and at the same time putting their right hands on their buttocks... This is the way Da Vinci came up with a tribute to the Cult of the Ass God.
At this time, the two of them realized that they were the only two on the street who were not Christians... No wonder there is a feeling that all the people are soldiers.,So what happened to the two of them is not an exception.。。。 It is estimated that everyone who enters this Apollo city will go through this baptism, and accidentally fall into the church.
These people slowly opened their mouths, and a long voice sounded, telling the teachings of the Ass God Cult: "My Ass God Cultist, you don't have to go all out to do things, just do your best, don't blame us if you don't do it well, blame the world... It's good to live in the moment every day, don't force yourself, tomorrow can be done tomorrow... No matter how you go every day, reward yourself with a glass of ale before going to bed and toast yourself to the day you have to live... Confused people, please join us in following the beauty of the ass and joining the "Ass God Cult"!"
There are always prayers in various denominations, even when praying in the "Temple of the Brave", the general prayers are very difficult to understand, maybe everyone doesn't know what it means, but sometimes the more you don't understand, the more you are in awe, and there is nothing wrong with it.
And the prayer of this "ass god" ... It's not so much that it's easy to understand and close to life, but it's simply a burst of negative energy!
"I see... Something interesting... Frank looked thoughtful: "Leonardo da Vinci was really a smart man... This doctrine is basically the lazy life that everyone wants... In the past, if you live a day like this, you may be condemned by your conscience before going to bed, and you will waste another day in vain... But now that I believe in the "Ass-God Cult", this has become a matter of course. ”
"As the prayer says, drink a glass of ale in the evening and fall asleep comfortably, haha, I kind of want to join the church... ”
Dolina still had that depressed expression: "It's just nonsense! I think this "ass god cult" is about to develop into a cult. ”
"Wait, Dorina ... ”
At this time, Dolina also felt it, and the eyes of the people around her seemed to suddenly become sharp, but this was by no means a friendly gaze...
"Hey, this person, just now dared to call our "Ass God Cult" a cult!"
"It's a sin, it's unforgivable!"
"Burn them!"
The eyes of everyone around became blood-red, they were all ordinary people, but they did not have the slightest fear, and a sweeping aunt next to them even held a broom as if they pounced, faith This kind of thing is sometimes the most powerful weapon.
Frank hurriedly waved his hand: "Wait! Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, you must have heard it wrong... Haha, I must have heard it wrong... ”
But Frank's words obviously didn't have any effect, and Frank also secretly complained in his heart, although he was not afraid of these ordinary people with his own strength, but he really didn't want to fight on such an occasion, and he would definitely be restrained, just thinking about it was very uncomfortable.
Where has Dorina seen this kind of battle, she can't help but panic a little, her hand has already touched the wand in her arms, these people are simply crazy, if you can't do it, just use teleportation magic to leave here.
At this moment, there was a sudden uproar in the crowd, and a carriage came galloping from a distance, it was extremely luxurious, almost entirely made of gold, and the carriage was carved with the mark of the buttocks.
"That's His Holiness carriage!"
"Your Holiness is here, and you must be here to punish this heretic!"
Wherever the carriage went, people got out of the way, and the gaze that looked at the carriage was completely reverence from the heart, and this is the power of religion.
The carriage stopped in front of Frank and Dorina, and as soon as the door opened, a man stepped out of the carriage, none other than Uncle Barnett, whom he had not seen for a long time.
The current Uncle Barnett, just that momentum is not comparable to when he was a liar before, after all, he was originally a nobleman, and now he is one of the three dukes, but obviously the identity that plays a role now is not a duke, but the name of "God Cult Venerable" that Leon gave Uncle Barnett in a nonsense manner before.
"Long live Your Holiness!"
The believers in the audience looked fanatical, and all of them put their right hands on their buttocks to salute Barnett. In fact, it seems a little funny to outsiders...
Barnett also looked at the people around him with a serious expression: "Fellow citizens, your actions do not make me proud of my teaching, even for the infidels, we must use love to influence them instead of violence!"
"We have proved with practice that not to mention atheists, even believers in other "six major religions", they are also eager for love, and we can use love to influence them and make them understand the beauty of their butts!"
Barnett's style was very good, and when he spoke, there was actually a waiter behind him who was lighting him with magic crystals, and the golden light was scattered from Barnett's back, adding a bit of divine color.
The surrounding believers bowed their heads in shame, and even sobbed with remorse from time to time...
But all this is completely different in the eyes of Dolina, although the grade is different, but Barnett is simply going back to the old business, what is this not a liar?
Barnett continued, "But don't be sad, this is not an infidel, she is the saint of our Ass God Cult!"
"You have passed the test, and your faithfulness can be conveyed to our God, and you will be favored by God!"
People looked up and looked at Dorina with a change in their eyes, different from just now, this time it was already completely frenzied, but it looked even more terrifying...
Dorina had goosebumps all over her body and hurriedly got into the carriage at Barnett's signal.
Even in the middle of the carriage, Dorina could hear the cheers outside: "It's the Holy Maiden who is coming! I teach the Holy Maiden to come! Long live the Holy Maiden!"