When the public opinion was almost over, Ge Tianran his throat and began to summarize: "Bao Xiaosong, everyone has complied with the regulations, one thousand five, turn it in quickly! Otherwise, ......"

"Or what?!"

Bao Xiaosong also struggled, after all, everyone has graduated for many years, who can restrain whom? He Ge Tian said that he would pay the money? One thousand and five is not a piece of five, and it doesn't hurt to take it out? He Ge Tian is not late and does not need to pay. It's really standing and talking without back pain!

Indeed, the late fine is a meaning, and for everyone to have fun, donations are more voluntary, so naturally they cannot be forced.

Bao Xiaosong also grasped this point and was confident.

"If you don't pay a fine...... Just punish squatting!" Ge Tian said indignantly.

Penalty squat?

"Poof-" Song Qian couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Subsequently, everyone also ran out.

"It's good to punish squatting!"

"In the past, Bao Xiaosong was punished by the head of vegetables for squatting, right?"

"I miss the scene of being punished for squatting back then, and I still have cramps in my thighs when I recall it. ”

"You're all reflexive. ”

"Uhh ”

"But for Bao Xiaosong, it's easy to punish squatting, I remember he has to be punished several times a month, right? ”

……

"Whoever likes to squat will squat!" Bao Xiaosong shouted angrily around, and then did not forget to pretend to be forced, "In the past few years, I have not left the car in three steps, although BMW's leather seats are very comfortable, but I definitely can't do this kind of thing for a long time." Not to mention squatting, I can't even sit on the toilet for a long time. If you can't solve the problem within two songs, the hemorrhoids will be committed. ”

"Do you still have time to go to the toilet?" Finally, someone did not dwell on the issue of punishment squatting, but was successfully attracted by Bao Xiaosong's foreshadowing.

"The smart toilet bought by the island country will put songs that help to excrete every time I go to the toilet. A toilet costs more than 30,000 yuan! Songs have to be downloaded in genuine form, and they are generally not listened to. Bao Xiaosong explained proudly.

The toilet of 30,000 yuan, sure enough, only local tyrants can afford it, and if you sit for ten minutes, you can feel a layer of gold leaf on your buttocks.

"What kind of song do you put in that 30,000-yuan toilet?

Because he was only separated by a row from Bao Xiaosong, Zhao Jun couldn't help but open his mouth and said.

"What Jun's generation?" Bao Xiaosong was suddenly a little confused.

"The national anthem of the island country! hahaha......"

Thinking that Zhao Jun himself had already thought deeply, before everyone could react, he was already laughing.

"The national anthem of the island country is nothing, it is undeniable that many things in the island country are very good, and the toilet is especially good. Bao Xiaosong retorted unconvinced. He really didn't understand what was so funny about it.

"It's really nothing funny, whenever the national anthem of the island country is played on the field of an international sports competition, I think, what is the national anthem of the island country, isn't this the mourning music played in the crematorium?" Song Qian saw that Zhao Jun was already smiling, so he explained for him.

"What mourning?" Bao Xiaosong was even more confused. He really couldn't understand what the song from his toilet was singing, but it certainly wasn't mourning. Who can pull out the poop when listening to mourning?

"It is said that there have been angry youth groups in China who have protested to the Japanese government over the plagiarism of the national anthem of the island country from China's mourning music. Moreover, some of the islanders were surprised to hear our mourning music, believing that it sounded in the same tune as their country's national anthem. Wang Ke added expressionlessly.

"I don't think I think I don't think I say it, but it's really true!"

"In such a strange place as the island country, what can't be done? ”

"But it's weird to go to the toilet and play mourning, I really don't know what it's like. ”

"How do you feel, just ask Bao Xiaosong to know, it should be quite sour. ”

"Go, go!" Bao Xiaosong interrupted everyone's discussion, "What a king's generation, what a sad music, a very joyful song! Don't you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!"

Everyone was really angry when they saw that Bao Xiaosong, but because everyone was classmates, and the party was mainly about eating, drinking, and joking, so they didn't continue.

"A group of turtles!" Bao Xiaosong muttered in an indignant whisper, just catching a glimpse of Li Zhenzhen's thighs who were now sitting next to him.

This Li Zhenzhen has relatively fair skin, plus the tender yellow short skirt she wore today, when she sat down, most of her thighs were exposed, white and tender, and Bao Xiaosong almost couldn't help drooling.

"Zhenzhen, you don't have a boyfriend yet, do you?"

Bao Xiaosong suddenly asked.

"I ......" Li Zhenzhen was speechless for a while, and quickly looked at Song Qian, but only saw his side face, and he was talking and laughing with Zhao Jun and Wang Ke at the moment. So he subconsciously looked at Ge Tian again.

Facing Li Zhenzhen's gaze for help, Ge Tian finally found an excuse for the official outbreak, so he walked down from the podium with the donation box in his hand, and said half-truthfully: "Bao Xiaosong, you can hurry up, it's only one thousand and five, don't twist and pinch." ”

In order to stimulate Bao Xiaosong, Ge Tian then added: "Or did you come to the class reunion and didn't even bring 1,500? You transferred money to me on WeChat or Alipay, and I donated it to you in cash." ”

Sure enough, Bao Xiaosong was so agitated that he immediately took out a large handful of money from his pocket that he had pulled back from the donation box at the bus stop, slapped it on the table, and said indignantly: "Who said I didn't bring any money!"

Looking at the banknotes on the table that were crumpled and muddled because they were wet, everyone was a little embarrassed.

"Bao Xiaosong, where's your crocodile purse?

"......" Bao Xiaosong was speechless for a while, but then immediately reacted and retorted, "Money, whether it is dry or wet, flat or wrinkled, it is worth it!"

"Yes, yes, it's all worth it. Ge Tian couldn't help laughing, but he still tried to stay serious, and reached for the lump of money on the table.

"Wait a minute!" Bao Xiaosong stopped Ge Tian, "I have the money, but I'm not happy to be punished, what's the matter?!"

"Actually, it's a donation, there is a student in Mr. Cai's current class......"

"Then you're not willing to donate, what's the matter?!"

Bao Xiaosong interrupted Ge Tian's words, and completely acted like he was doing it.

In fact, long before the class reunion, Bao Xiaosong had heard that Ge Tian had launched a pursuit of Li Zhenzhen, and the two should have had a few meals together and watched a few movies. But so what? Now that I drive a BMW X6 and change to an i8, this goddess doesn't take the initiative to sit with herself?

How do you say that, I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh in any other car!

So to conquer a woman, you must drive a BMW.

Poor BMW owners have been hacked again and again. Who let the tree attract the wind, and the brand will pull hatred.

"Those who are late have all donated, no matter how many hundred, the mind is good. Ge Tian saw that the hard one couldn't work, so he changed to the soft one.

In fact, letting Bao Xiaosong pay money is not the goal, but letting him slap himself in the face is true: Aren't you beeping all day long and being very rich?

was forced to pay money by Ge Tian, and Bao Xiaosong was not happy. What does it mean that those who are late have all donated? It is clear that there are no donations! Bao Xiaosong did not speak in the group, can't he still peep at the screen?

"Are you punished for being late?" Bao Xiaosong suddenly asked Li Zhenzhen.

"I ......"