"Have you ever seen someone who can wake up in an hour after drinking a pound and a half of liquor?"

Chen Gong was sure that Luo Xu would not wake up, "Han Li, I miss me to death, in the past two years without you, I don't want to think about tea." ”

"Fart, didn't you marry a daughter-in-law who was four years younger than you. Han Li smiled softly.

"That's because you first married an old man who was sixteen years older than you, and I was heartbroken, so I married another woman. ”

While chatting, the two did not stop their hand movements, and all the clothes of the key parts of the two people were stripped off by each other.

After a while, Luo Xu saw the sofa opposite swaying slightly, and a scene of the Living Chun Palace was staged under his nose.

Luo Xu sneered in his heart, he wanted to scare and scare the pair of mandarin ducks at a critical moment. Within two minutes, the couch began to shake violently. Luo Xu knew that Chen Gong was dying, and it was time for him to act.

"Water...... I want water, I'm so thirsty, my mouth is so dry......"

Luo Xu, who was lying on the sofa, shook his head and made a sound from his mouth.

Chen Gong and Han Li, who were exercising vigorously, heard the movement, and their faces turned white with fright. Han Li immediately pushed Chen Gong away from her body, and the two quickly dressed.

This is not over, Luo Xu suddenly sat up and opened his eyes.

"Hey, Chen Gong, is it hot? Why did you even take off your clothes? Luo Xu pretended to sleepwalk.

"Yes, I drank too much wine, my body was very hot, and it was cool and cool when I took off my clothes. Chen Gong turned his back to Luo Xu and put his clothes on his body indiscriminately.

"Who's on the couch across from you? Luo Xu said again.

Han Li was so frightened that she immediately curled up in a ball on the sofa, so that Chen Gong's body could completely block her.

“…… Gauze...... Luo Xu, right? You saw the wrong person, how can there be anyone? Chen Gong was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"No way, I'm very eyesighted, how could I be wrong? Luo Xu pretended to stand up, got up halfway, pretended to be drunk again, and sat back on the sofa.

Chen Gong hurriedly glanced at Han Li who was curled up on the sofa, and asked Han Li to quickly find a place to hide. Han Li was in a hurry, grabbed her clothes, jumped behind the sofa, hid behind the sofa, and used the back of the sofa to block herself.

"Luo Xu, look, isn't there no one here?" Chen Gong turned sideways, he was worried that Luo Xu would have to pass, so he took the initiative to get out of the way and let him see clearly.

"Oh, it's no one, maybe I'm dazzled. Hey, what's that little white piece of cloth on the couch?"

Han Li hid in a hurry, because she was in too much of a hurry, so she said that her little Nene was left on the sofa.

Just as Chen Gong's brain was spinning and racking his brains to make up a lie for Luo Xu, Luo Xu spoke.

"Chen Gong, is that the white towel you used to wipe your sweat?"

"Yes, yes, it's a towel for me to wipe my sweat. Saying that, in order to dispel Luo Xu's doubts, Chen Gong actually picked up Han Li's little white Nene on the sofa and wiped a handful of sweat on his face.

Seeing this scene, Luo Xu almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Chen Gong, can you please do me a favor? I've drunk too much, my mouth is very dry, go and pour me some water." ”

"Okay, you can wait a minute. Chen Gong took the opportunity to slip away, and only Luo Xu and Han Li were left in the room.

Han Li hid behind the sofa and had already put on all her clothes, except for the one that was stuffed into Chen Gong's pocket.

As for Han Li, there was no injustice in the past and no hatred in the near future, Luo Xu didn't want to make things difficult for her, after Chen Gong went out, he fell on the sofa and pretended to snore.

Thinking that Luo Xu was asleep, Han Li hurriedly slipped away, squatted on the ground and paced to the door, opened the door and walked out.

Chen Gong brought the water over and walked outside the door to meet Han Li.

"Lili, let's look for another chance in a while, the matter is not finished yet, and I can't get up and down, and I'm uncomfortable. Chen Gong said in a low voice.

"You can find your right hand!" Han Li coldly dropped a sentence and walked away, frightened by Luo Xu, she still had the slightest interest in doing that.

Chen Gong stood at the door and was stunned for a while, then went in and threw the mineral water he brought for Luo Xu on the coffee table, then snorted and left.

Luo Xu was really a little thirsty, unscrewed the bottle, and drank a bottle of water in one go. He opened the door and looked outside, and saw Lin Qingxuan and her classmates singing and having a good time, and he didn't know when it would end.

Looks like we'll have to wait tonight.

Luo Xu was not interested in going out and playing with these people, there were a lot of magazines and newspapers in the lounge, so he took a random newspaper and flipped it up.

In recent years, newspapers have become worse and worse, not to mention large-scale advertisements, and there is no really valuable news at all, but those trivial things occupy most of the page.

The newspaper here really made him not interested, and after flipping through a few copies, Luo Xu was too lazy to read the newspaper anymore, and lay down on the sofa again, idle, touched the jade wrench in his hand, and suddenly became interested, why didn't he go to chat with Ling'er in the virtual space?

With this idea, Luo Xu immediately entered the virtual space.

"Ling'er, Ling'er, where are you? Come out quickly!"

Luo Xu shouted twice, only to hear the laughter like silver bells coming from all directions, but he couldn't see anyone.

"Ling'er, if you don't come out again, I'll go out!"

Luo Xu pretended to intimidate, this trick really worked, Ling'er appeared in front of him in an instant and gave him a salute.

"Master, what's the matter with Summoning Ling'er?"

Luo Xu smiled: "I'm bored to death, why don't you tell me about the world tens of thousands of years ago." ”

Ling'er smiled: "Okay, master, then I'll talk about the composition of the world at that time." ”

Luo Xu listened carefully, what Ling'er described to him was a world that was completely new to him. In that world, fierce beasts are rampant, and ordinary people are in danger of dying at all times, even if they are powerful monks, it is difficult to get out of the fierce beasts.

The large number of monks who dominated the world at that time possessed powerful mana, and the weak could travel thousands of miles a day and fly with their swords, while the powerful monks possessed unimaginable abilities in the world today, moving mountains and seas, turning clouds and rain, and omnipotent.

"Ling'er, then how to distinguish the strength and weakness of a monk's ability?" Luo Xu gave an example: "For example, in the current world, there is a thing called 'professional title', such as a teacher in a university, the lowest professional title is a teaching assistant, and the next level is a lecturer, then an associate professor, and then a professor. ”

"Master, I think I understand what you mean, in the world of monks, there is also a distinction of rank. ”

According to Ling'er, the monks are divided into 12 realms according to the realm, which are foundation building, enlightenment, fusion, heartbeat, golden pill, yuan infant, out-of-body, distraction, integration, cave void, Mahayana, and crossing.