It is said that the yellow eel is in a bucket.

Pleasantly eavesdropping on the Spartan War March, the sound is wonderful and beautiful.

Use nunchucks, huhuhahahe!

Hurry up and use the single-knot stick, Ruyi, golden hoop stick!

Well, it doesn't seem like it's a Spartan War March......

……………………

Five minutes later, the old cow vomited blood and died.

The time flickered to almost two o'clock.

Xiao Fei's stomach began to growl, and he quickly took out his mobile phone to call for a takeout.

Thanks to the development of the network, there is now a "hungry".

Without leaving the ward, you can enjoy the delicious food of the world.

Twenty minutes later, the takeaway arrived.

took the takeaway brother's meal, and accidentally saw the little brother's eyes.

My heart suddenly soured, and it was a sympathetic look, as if to say:

This guy is so miserable that he has no one to take care of him when he is hospitalized, so he can only order takeout......

Tragedy!

Xiao Fei doesn't want to, he is a single dog, and his parents are working outside

I don't feel badly hurt, and I don't want them to know about it.

After eating, it was already three o'clock.

Originally, I was very weak from blood loss and injury, and I drew some of my mental strength, so I was really physically and mentally exhausted, and it didn't take long for me to fall asleep.

I slept until 9 o'clock in the evening, and I couldn't sleep anymore......

Why?

Excited!

Xiao Fei loves to read novels, and all kinds of fantasy and YY novels are not refused.

I also fantasized about how happy it would be once I got an adventure.

But when it came to the end, Xiao Fei found himself at a loss.

This is the same as when some people are fine, they always like to fantasize about a ghost love.

But once a female ghost really comes to the door, I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants in fright......

Xiao Fei never thought that after spending 22 years in peace, God would actually give him such a big surprise!

After obtaining the yellow eel clone, how should I arrange my next life?

Is he really a man of destiny?

Comes with a protagonist aura?

At this moment, Xiao Fei fell into infinite reverie and yy and couldn't extricate himself.

fantasizing about the future, he is worth tens of billions.

Countless beauties, one on the left and one on the right, and one sitting on their laps.

Countless mansions and villas, each in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen, each have a set of single-family villas.

The Eight-Nation Coalition will not let go of one of them, and one country will buy one set......

Countless luxury cars, Mercedes-Benz BMW can't even look at it, Rolls-Royce comes a few, Bugatti Veyron comes a few......

Come on a luxury yacht with a private helicopter......

Invite a group of young models and little stars to have a private Haitian feast......

YY for a long time, finally sobered up, quickly wiped his saliva, fortunately others couldn't see it at night......

Suddenly, Xiao Fei seemed to think of something.

Pick up your phone and Baidu it

"How long do eels live?"

Du Niang 1: "The lifespan of yellow eels is generally about six years, and there are indeed records of more than 10 years under very few artificial conditions. ”

Du Niang 2: "In 1859, an 8-year-old Swedish boy named Samuel Nilsson threw this eel into a well. The lifespan of an eel is usually only about 7 years, yet this eel refuses the call of death. Over the years, its eyes have grown unusually large (perhaps as a reaction to the gloomy environment in which it lives), but it is still alive and healthy and has caused a sensation in Sweden, appearing in children's books, documentaries, and several television shows. ”

The first is basically credible, and the second is basically nonsense.

According to the maximum ten years, this big yellow eel is now 3-4 years old.

That is to say, the yellow eel clone can only live for 2-7 years, and the middle number is 4 and a half years......

What can you do in 4 and a half years?

Xiao Fei's brain is running rapidly, and the yellow eel is not a demon beast, and it has no special abilities, so it is embarrassing to be useful......

Treasure hunt?

Didn't the YY novels I used to read go to the Yangtze River and the sea to hunt for treasure?

As long as you find a treasure ship, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life......

After a little thought, no.

Not in the sea, yellow eel (also called eel) is a freshwater fish and cannot survive in saltwater.

Strictly speaking, there is not much essential difference between freshwater fish and saltwater fish.

It's just a matter of the amount of salt in the body, with the size of the salt filtration in the water.

Fish living in freshwater have a lot of salts and proteins in their blood and tissues, and the concentration of the solution is higher than that of the surrounding freshwater.

Therefore, it is possible to survive in the water safely.

However, if you get into salt water.

Brackish water, which contains a lot of salt, is much denser than the liquid in the fish's body.

According to the principle of osmotic pressure, the surrounding salty water will seep into the fish's body.

At this time, the fish needs to remove excess water from the body in order to survive, otherwise it will become a "water injection fish".

However, if the fish's own physiological regulation mechanism is good enough, it can swallow seawater.

The salt in the seawater is then filtered out to replenish the water it lacks.

In that case......

This fish will be able to live in the ocean.

Of course, not every fish has this ability, otherwise there would be no difference between freshwater fish and saltwater fish.

For example, the eel clone does not meet the basic requirements for survival in the ocean for the time being.

In addition, there are too many monster-level animals in the sea, and if you are not careful, it will become a lump of fish......

It's just too dangerous......

It is possible to hunt for treasures in the Yangtze River, but Xiao Fei is not an archaeology student, and he has no connections in this area......

Besides, this is the real society, Xiao Fei works in a bank, and he knows one thing very well.

The state controls every aspect of society, making phone calls, texting messages, surfing the Internet.

As long as it is done, there is no country that cannot find out.

It's just a question of willingness to use resources and manpower.

If Xiao Fei catches up antiques, there is no special channel to cash out.

Once there is a move, you will definitely be invited to tea.

When the secrets on his body are picked up again, it is estimated that he will only be a guinea pig in the laboratory in this life......

Thinking about it was shaking all over, and I was scared into a cold sweat.

"Calm, calm, you must plan well, and you must not miss any horses, otherwise your life may be there, but the freedom of a lifetime will be gone"

Yellow eels can only live in the water, and treasure hunting is not possible for the time being, can they only catch fish in the water?

That's too bad, isn't it......

It's better to work in a bank yourself......

Four and a half years, even if it is five years, how many fish can a yellow eel catch in five years?

Catch a fish for 500 yuan a day, 1,800 days in five years, and earn 900,000 yuan!

Well, it looks like a lot, you can buy a 120-square-meter commercial house in Badu.

If you buy a car again, you don't have to think about Bugatti Veyron Shenma, and Mercedes-Benz BMW will have no fun.

Well, you can buy a Harvard SUV, which is good for money.

However, the thought of catching fish for 1,800 days in five years broke all the Nima eggs......

And five years later, the yellow eel doppelganger hung up and continued to be a fisherman?

Xiao Fei only felt that his Chinese dream was shattered.

It's completely broken, the mansion yacht, the fragrant car and the beauties are gone......

Gain and then lose, great joy and great sorrow......

There is no more tragic world in life than this!

Alas, I don't want to, hurry up and go to sleep.

My head started to get dizzy again, and the sequelae were really big......

On October 2nd, it passed like this, with surprises and disappointments.

But there is finally a light at the end of the tunnel, and maybe Xiao Fei didn't expect surprises to await him......

Early the next morning, today's biological clock finally rested, and Xiao Fei finally slept peacefully until eight o'clock.

It's time to enjoy the personal examination of the beautiful little nurse again.

Xiao Fei hurriedly ran to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, brushed the chicken nest, washed off the eye feces, and smiled with satisfaction in the mirror.

Not bad, yes, after the injury, there is more potential for a little white face, this little face is white......

At half past eight, the nurse arrived on time.

Routine checks of body temperature, eyes, mouth, and a bunch of incomprehensible examination items......

Xiao Fei silently enjoyed the gentle service of the little nurse, and peeked at the towering bulge under the white nurse's uniform.

Judging by Xiao Fei's professional experience as a critic of action movies in island countries for five years, at least there is a C cup.

It feels like stretching out your hand from a car traveling at 45 kilometers per hour and feeling the pressure of the wind......

What's that feeling, Xiao Fei's little virgin really hasn't practiced it......

"Nurse beauty, how is my injury, when will I be discharged from the hospital?"

"Well, it should be fine, but I'll have to wait for the results of the test to come out."

"Okay, thank you, I don't know what your name is?

"It's okay, it should be"

"Hello, that's my name"

The nurse pointed to the name tag on the top half of her perimeter.

"Nima, this action is so tempting, I can't see if I can get closer to see it."

Xiao Fei felt lustful in his heart

"Oh, Zhang Na, nice name"

"Meet me, my name is Xiao Fei"

"Well, I know, there's a name on it in the medical record. Well, let's rest first, and the results will be back in an hour. ”

With that, Zhang Na packed up the examination equipment and turned around and left the ward.

Xiao Fei was a little depressed in his heart, and he failed to talk to him......

It is said that failure is the mother of success, but Xiao Fei has enough successful mothers, but his son has not yet ......

"Little brother, how old are you?"

Chai Ke, a patient next to him, asked

"Brother, I'm 22 years old this year, and I just graduated and went to work"

"It's good to work in a bank, iron rice bowl"

"Do you have a virgin?"

"Not yet, just came to Hefei"

"Where's my hometown?"

"Longshu County's"

"Oh, that's a fellow, I'm from Jinzhai, it's close. My brother has a girl in his family, and she also works in Badu, do you want to introduce you? I think you're a good young man."

Xiao Fei was embarrassed for a while, this old brother is too enthusiastic, and we don't know each other very well.

"No, no, thank you"

Nima, it's not that I don't want to know, but I don't dare, I'm scared by your appearance......

At half past ten in the morning, the results of the examination came out, there was no problem, just make up for it in the near future, and I could be discharged from the hospital in the afternoon.

At noon, Xiao Fei packed up his things, but in fact, there was nothing to pack, so he got dressed and left......

I wanted to ask the little nurse for a mobile phone number, but in the end I didn't speak......

The wallet is not bulging, and the thief is not bold.

Money is a man's guts, that's right!

When I returned to the dormitory building, Li Dahai was also there

"Hey, Xiao Xiao, why did you come back so soon?"

"The hospital checked and said it was fine, the hospitalization was too boring, so I came back. It's not a big deal, just make it up."

"Oh, that's good. By the way, your yellow eel is still with me, I'll bring it to you."

"Hey, okay, thank you, Brother Hai. ”

"You're welcome. ”

Xiao Fei opened the door, and Li Dahai went in with a bucket

"Slap, slap," Li Dahai clapped his hands and said

"I still have something to do, so I won't bother you, pay more attention to rest. ”

With that, he turned and went out.

"Thanks, Brother Hai"

Looking at Li Dahai's departing back, Xiao Fei showed a strange smile.

It turned out that this guy thought of a certain picture that was inappropriate for children......

After returning to the dormitory, Xiao Fei squatted beside the bucket and stared at each other with the yellow eel clone, and his senses entered a wonderful state.

It's like facing two monitors, and inside the monitors is yourself.

You have me, I have you, just like Zhuang Zhou's dream butterfly, a dream.

It took a moment to get acquainted with the novelty and then pack up your kennel.

Sitting at the broken desk, Xiao Fei fell into deep thought......

Thanks to the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, I have given myself such an opportunity.

What Xiao Fei has to do now is how to maximize his interests in the limited lifespan of the yellow eel clone.