Honk...... Honk...... Honk......

Three sounds, the red curtain opened, and behind a square table, Bai Feng and Tang Long were wearing purple brocade robes and coats, and the two raised their hands and bowed with a smile.

Bai Feng smiled: Student Bai Feng, bow to everyone!

Tang Long smiled: Student Tang Long, bow to you too!

Bai Feng: Tang Long, I went to a lecture a few days ago.

Tang Long: Yo, what are you talking about?

Bai Feng: It's about time and love!

Tang Long: How did you speak?

Bai Feng pouted: Not good! He said that money is useless, money can't buy time!

Tang Long was puzzled: People are right, it's hard to buy an inch of time!

Bai Feng pouted: That's because the money is not enough!

The audience laughed with a bang......

"Haha, Mr. Bai's expression is too obscene...... It's ...... trivial."

"I didn't get enough money...... Poof, this time I really smiled, with the expression of the cheap, it was so joyful!"

……

The audience laughed, and Tang Long laughed too.

Waving your hand......

Tang Long: No, no, no, it doesn't matter how much you give, it doesn't matter if you spend time or money......

Bai Feng: It matters, I can stop time......

Tang Long was puzzled: Yo, how can this time stop?

Bai Feng smiled: I'll deduct the battery!

The audience was happy again......

Tang Long was speechless: Hey, you're talking about clocks, this doesn't work, this and this...... It's not about time!

Bai Fengxiao: Not only can I stop time, I can also turn back time!

Tang Long was surprised: Ah, let you turn back time? I don't believe it! This is impossible!

Bai Feng continued to laugh cheaply: Network administrator, continue for another hour! Look, is it turning back time? It's exactly the same as before the Internet, it's still an hour!

The people below laughed like crazy, and some of them laughed with tears in their eyes.

The contestants who were preparing to participate in the backstage were also stunned and whispered about it......

"Hey, can you still say that in cross talk?"

"That's right...... We don't have this in our traditional cross talk paragraphs, but it sounds really funny......"

"Cut, you're new here, right? Where is this? If you rely on traditional cross talk, you will definitely be eliminated!"

"That is, the audience can memorize the traditional cross talk jokes themselves, who will listen to them, now we must innovate! Otherwise, it will be a dead end! Learn hard!"

……

...... on stage

Tang Long was speechless: Okay, I can't say you in time, but this love ......

Bai Feng: Love can also be bought, only money is enough!

Tang Long shook his head: I don't believe it, no matter how much money you give, at most you will get someone's body, but you won't get love!

Bai Feng: Really?

Tang Long nodded: That's a must!

Bai Feng smiled cheaply: Then why do you have to ask for a car and a house and a bride price when you get married?

Tang Long: Uh......

The audience continued to laugh.

Bai Feng laughed: Okay, I won't tease you, isn't this just the New Year? I heard that you brought your girlfriend home for the New Year?

Tang Long: Hey, don't mention it, it's broken! But it's really not bad for me to break up!

Bai Feng pouted: Then you still blame others?

Tang Long was straightforward: That's for sure, let me tell you, now this girl is too noisy, she wants a car and a house to save money before she gets married, and after she gets married, she gets on the sofa in bed and is lazier than me...... , the ancients talked about three from four virtues, but my wife changed it!

Bai Feng: Yo, look at what you said, why are you here? Tell me, what did your wife change to!

Tang Long: My wife's three subordinates are: never considerate, never gentle, never reasonable!

Bai Feng: What about the four virtues?

Tang Long: Don't beat, scold, provoke, or speak!

Bai Feng nodded: That's what I said, now this woman really has a ......

The backstage was confused again at the moment, and a group of people began to discuss.

"What's the situation, this, this, this...... At the beginning, Bai Feng was funny, why is Bai Feng becoming funny now?"

"Yes, this is too disrespectful to cross talk, right? No matter how innovative you are, you can't break the rules, right?"

"What kind of cross talk is on this stage, I think it's a crop man's nonsense!"

"Yes, this can't be called cross talk at all, it's too much......"

……

After half a minute of silence, a different opinion was raised.

"Although...... It's not the rules of cross talk, but ...... It seems that the audience doesn't care......"

"Hmph, you can't care if you don't care, you can't spoil cross talk like this!"

"I think it, it doesn't matter in form, as long as the audience likes it, this is the king, and nothing else matters!"

"I agree, after all, the purpose of cross talk is to bring happiness to the audience, and the traditional form of cross talk has shining points, but it can't resist the emergence of new forms of cross talk!"

"It makes sense, for example, the cross talk of Big Poplar and Little Poplar, pop songs are inserted into it, and I think the effect is very good!"

"It's useless to fight for these now, everyone should perform well, about the rules and backbone of cross talk, wait for someone to listen to it!"

……

Bai Feng: Hehe, then you and your girlfriend are also separated, and the New Year is over, you have to find this job, right?

Tang Long: I found it, I found it early, no one wants me!

Bai Feng: Then blame yourself for not working hard!

Tang Long: Alas, it's really not bad for me! As soon as I went, I asked me for work experience, where did I get my work experience after I just graduated?

Bai Feng: That's right......

Tang Long: What's even more annoying, there is an interviewer who asks me if I can talk to a cow! I said who will, I'm not a cow! Guess what he said?

Bai Feng: Well, how do you say that?

Tang Long pinched his nose: he said he would, moo, moo, moo (cow barking......

The audience slapped the table and laughed......

Tang Long: What's even more annoying, there was an interview, and the interviewer impressed me in a second!

Bai Fengxiao: Hehe, I know this, haven't you talked about it on the Internet, if you slap him, won't he remember you?

Tang Long pouted: Readers don't like to read it like this, guess what's wrong with me?

Bai Feng: What's wrong?

Tang Long smiled: I kissed him when I went up!

The audience laughed......

Bai Feng: Ah, your relatives' family, and they still don't accuse you of indecent behavior!

Tang Long waved his hand: No!

Bai Feng: Why not?

Tang Long smiled: Because he is a man!

The audience just stopped laughing, and then they started laughing again!

Bai Feng covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly, Tang Long sighed......

Tang Long: Although I failed the interview, I didn't lose anything, and after the New Year, I went with him to my house to meet my parents......

Bai Fengjing: Huh? Are you really getting better?

The audience started laughing again......

The players in the backstage competition don't argue now, as someone said, what the audience loves to listen to, that's called cross talk, you are right, the rules are beneficial, and the audience doesn't buy it.

Bai Feng and Tang Long bowed off the stage, and almost all the audience below stood up, and the applause lasted for a long time, which shows the success of this time!

After stepping off the stage, Bai Feng listened to the competition of all the contestants, and this time she was surprised again.

As she expected, the five groups of new players today are not vegetarians, one is fiercer than the other, and all kinds of jokes are endless.

The result was surprising, almost everyone fell through the glasses, and as soon as the elimination results came out, the first to be eliminated turned out to be the two brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, the closed disciples of the famous cross talk performance master.