Chapter 233 Readers of the Pit
"This is you, the manuscript that has been made up seven times? It is only 500 words after counting the punctuation, and you have written eleven articles, Han Gongzi, your pen is really concise enough!" Meng Tao called. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As the editor-in-chief, Meng Tao is really rarely so angry, especially after seeing a lot.
The "500 words" and "concise" in his tone are accentuated, and the meaning of the whole sentence is self-evident.
Han Shi was silent, and Meng Tao also eased his senses, realizing that his tone might be a little too harsh, after all, no matter how talented Han Shi is, he is only a sixteen-year-old child, he is still young, and there are some things to understand.
Just as he was about to apologize, he heard Han Gongzi on the other end of the phone speak.
"No thanks. Han Shi said righteously.
"Huh?" Meng Tao was stunned, his first reaction was to say sorry as no thanks, and then his second reaction was to know that this was definitely impossible.
Meng Tao asked directly: "Why don't you thank you?"
"Originally, I owed seven, but I sent eleven, and the extra four were considered gifts. Han Shi said as he should: "So you don't have to thank me." ”
Four more articles......
Just think it's a gift......
said it as if it was very generous, Meng Tao originally thought of apologizing, but swallowed his stomach back in an instant, and the already calm anger was instantly provoked again, what is still small and ignorant, to hell with it!
"So, I want to thank you for giving four more articles?!" Meng Tao asked directly.
"I said no thanks. Han Shi said.
"Ahem......"
Meng Tao had a feeling that he was about to bleed from his stomach, and he didn't know where Han Shi came from to be confident that he could still say such unruly words in this situation.
"That's good, that's it for now. Meng Tao couldn't help it and hung up the phone first.
Then, I read the eleven articles of less than 500 words in "Han Shi's Shortest Novel Collection" again, and finally made a decision.
The inner activities of our steady editor-in-chief of Huadu Daily at this time are probably translated like this, if you want to be blind, I can't be blind alone, not to mention that you are not clamoring to read Han Shi's short stories, let all of you read enough today!
Gaze to Han Shi's direction.
"Doodoo"
Penguins, non-stop.
Because Wang Er, the editor-in-chief of the sky, is very depressed now, after the opening, he made a big fanfare, which is indeed known to the industry.
But the next days were very sad, the subscription sales were only one-thirtieth of the main site, and this thirtieth was still because many readers and fans directly downloaded the whole book, and it is conceivable that when the fans of these books themselves finished downloading.
Sales will fall even further, Wang Er remembered that when he built the station, he gave his boss a guarantee that half of the sales of the main station would be reached within half a year, and now it seems that not to mention half, one-third...... Even a quarter is difficult!
As the saying goes, if you are in a hurry, you will go to the doctor, Wang Er once again thought of the god of the end of the world, please be quiet.
It can be seen from the turnover that most of them come from the download of the whole book, and there are more than a dozen gods of the end of the world who have been dug up
, other entity serials can barely be sold.
This situation made Wang Er realize the fact that only the god of the end of the world could save him.
And at present, the most legendary thing in Tianya is to please be quiet, even if the current serialization of "Winter Night Walker" is controversial, but many readers are still looking forward to it.
The most important thing is that "Flat Country", please be quiet, has not yet been published.
Although the first two invitations failed, it is not a third time.
Since ten minutes ago, he has been looking for Han Shi.
But it's a pity that Han Shi is sorting out the information, but he doesn't have time to read the message message.
Half an hour later, Han Shi found out that the row on QQ was full of Wang Er's messages.
[Quiet, something to find you, urgent.] ]
[In this way, I will leave a message first, and when I see it online, please be sure to take some time to reply, and then consider it about the matter of entering our sky.] ]
[Not here yet?]
……
Han Shi thought about it, but decided not to reply, turned off his phone, and went to sleep.
Following.
Meng Tao really posted Han Shi's shortest collection of novels-
"What is this?"
Wang Yang was bored to open the electronic version of the Huadu Daily app, at first he downloaded this software because of the promotion of the software, and he could receive group purchase coupons every week, but later he was attracted by the short story in it.
Speaking of it, the app has a short story every day, and it is impossible not to mention Han Gongzi, the top three on the current praise list are all Han Gongzi's articles, which is simply a tyrant.
In fact, Wang Yang prefers another author, mainly because he likes to complain about the style, which is the kind of fun.
Of course, Han Gongzi and Wang Yang also liked it, so they also joined the urging team, and then blamed Huadu Daily.
To get back to the point, the reason why Wang Yang was surprised was because as soon as he entered the app, he saw that the banner was a huge line of words-
[A short story owed by Han Gongzi, a one-time big giveaway!]
"Huh, happiness came too suddenly, didn't it?" Wang Yang thought to himself.
Click on it, and then you see it like this:
The Shortest Modern Fable: Reality
[The worker ants are exhausted, and the queen is still so fat.]
(ENDS)]
"What the hell is this? Don't tell me these eleven words, two punctuation marks are one article?" Wang Yang's expression was all an expression of you trolling me.
The shortest fairy tale novel: "The Suicide with a Cigarette"
[A cigarette with a curling green smoke points to himself and says, "I am the best intuitive education to prove that smoking shortens life."] ”
(ENDS)]
The expression on Wang Yang's face was very exciting, as if his nose, glasses, and mouth were having a masquerade party, and he didn't know what to say.
The next short story has a big history, a science fiction novel by the famous American science fiction writer Frederick Brown, the author's popularity in China is very low, and his best science fiction short story is "Sentinel".
But it is widely known in China as "Knocking on the Door", also known as "The Last Man on Earth".
The Shortest Science Fiction Novel: "Knock, Ring"
[The last man on earth sits alone in his room when there is a knock on the door......
(ENDS)]
"The last person, heard a knock on the door, Oo. Wang Yang felt that the story was quite suspenseful, but unfortunately it was only a short twenty-five words.
"This Nima, what does Han Gongzi want to do?" Wang Yang couldn't help but call out.
He wasn't the first, nor was he the only one, many people clicked on it with joy and saw it.
This is the same as using Thunderbolt's network speed of 100kb per second, playing a small H film of 1.4GB, more than two hours, just like when 99% is about to be completed, suddenly does not move.
At this point, you will start cursing the math teacher in your heart, because rounding up to the point of being good doesn't work here, 99% is still 99%, and you can't get to 1.
And then you curse that the English teachers, like style, kawaii, das, ideapocket, are terrible.
At that time, the mood of otaku and otaku was the same as when they saw the content of Han Shi's text, Nima.
So, can you tell me if you don't get angry? I was angry at the time, and the message on the app was directly swiped...... (To be continued.) )