Chapter 623: A Difficult Road to Audit
Huaxia even made "Save Mankind" a bloody nose......
In the DreamWorks Kervir office......
The female secretary hurriedly ran in with her big ass to report......
"Boss, everything is going well with the release, it's just ......"
"Just what?"
"It's just that Ben and Huaxia have encountered problems......"
Kervern rubbed his beard, his eyes glowing with blue light, and muttered under his breath.
"It's also strange, I used to want to kill Bai Feng, why since Bai Feng left, I really wanted to call her my mother, and I respected her too much, and it was not difficult to understand if I didn't let us in...... What about Huaxia? What about Huaxia? Isn't it usually going well?"
The female secretary shrugged helplessly.
"The film didn't pass the review......"
"Why?"
"I heard that Huaxia has recently been engaged in a clean network operation, and there are 404 ...... everywhere , saying that our film is too bloody......"
The excuse almost knocked Keville off his chair in a fit of rage......
"Bloody? Nima...... Our film is about the end of the world, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tsunamis...... Can it not be bloody?"
Scolding and scolding, the problem still has to be solved, helpless, he can only wave his hand dejectedly.
"That's it, let Scissorhands cut it out, cut out all the bloody scenes......"
The female secretary walked away with her ass twisted......
A day later, the female secretary came again with her ass twisted......
"Boss, Huaxia still hasn't passed the trial......
Kerville stumbled and pulled off a handful of his beard......
"Shhh...... Why is it this time? Didn't you deal with all the bloody places?"
The female secretary shrugged her shoulders again helplessly.
"There are too many people who say they are dead...... The moderator over there said that a total of 6.2 billion people died in our film, which is too cruel and should be struck by lightning......"
"I'm Nima ......"
Kerver jumped up from his chair......
"He's sick! How many people died after watching a movie? Huh...... That's not right...... How does he know that 6.2 billion people died?"
"Because the global population is only 6.2 billion people, only the hero and heroine survived in the end of our film......"
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On the fourth day, the second revised film was returned again, and as soon as the female secretary knocked on the door, Keville covered her head and screamed in pain.
"Oh...... God, Kritila, as much as I would love to see your sexy ass, please don't tell me the bad news that the film didn't pass the censors......"
The female secretary straightened her hips proudly and shrugged her shoulders again.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Kerveil, but the film has indeed been returned again......"
"Well, what is it for this time?"
"They say the content is not healthy...... To put it simply, it's too yellow......"
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Kerville was confused, and the female secretary shrugged and continued helplessly.
"At the end of our film, the hero and heroine had a ten-second kiss scene, so they were PASSED......"
"Kissing doesn't work?"
"Huaxia said that it's okay to kiss, but you can't kiss for ten seconds, and ...... Can't stick out your tongue ......"
"Flower Q oil, damn it...... Well, for God's sake, let Scissorhands take care of it again, I swear, this is the last time it was modified......"
Then, the film was returned after three revisions......
Kerville painstakingly took out the pill and swallowed it, then felt that he could hold on, and motioned for the female secretary to speak......
"Boss, the reason for being returned this time is ...... The male protagonist is a virgin, and when he is in distress, he doesn't save his wife, but saves an old lady......"
"Ahem...... Cough...... Ahem......"
Feeling that she was about to die, Kerville hurriedly took out the pills, only to find that the medicine was gone, and quickly asked the female secretary to call the personal doctor for her.
Then, "Save Humanity" was returned after the fourth revision......
"Boss, this is the review that the content is too long, they said that the limit of Chinese audiences generally holding urine is 2 hours, so let's shorten the film to less than 2 hours, for fear that the audience will not be able to hold back their urine, which will affect the sanitary environment and cause ......viewing disputes."
"Ahem...... Cough...... Cough...... Poof......"
Kerville spat out a mouthful of blood and was rushed to the hospital......
Kerville fell, and the work had to continue, and Sriel, the owner of Atlantic Universal, took over all the work, and pushed Kerville's female secretary first as soon as he came up.
While he was undressing and smoking, Sriel spat out a puff of smoke and snorted disdainfully.
"Keville is old, can't even see through the Huaxia market......? Now that the two armies are facing each other, how can people let our films enter the market? Besides, I don't want to think about who the boss of Huaxia Baiyun Cinema is!"
The female secretary carefully wiped him clean, and then raised her head with a puzzled expression.
Sriel laughed and swallowed the clouds.
"Even if our film enters China, it may not be screened, and even if it is screened, the film schedule will not be good, because the owner of Baiyun Cinema is Bai Feng. So it's better not to go to great lengths to release it in Huaxia, and if you give up Huaxia and the market, you won't necessarily lose, but since they embarrass us, we also have to embarrass them......!
"Yes, dear Mr. Sriel...... I am confident that under your leadership and with the support of all my Hollywood colleagues, most of the world will understand our ......"
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The two sides have their own tricks......
The result of such a dead anus is......
Mi Guo's "Save Mankind" could not be scheduled in Yueben and Huaxia, and Huaxia's "Fighting the World" could not be scheduled for release in most countries under the destruction of Sriel.
On the twentieth day of the lunar calendar, Bai Feng received a large number of emails that were rejected for release......
The boss of the ethereal and cutting-edge families sat in Bai Feng's office and sighed, but Bai Feng opened his mouth with a faint smile.
"The sky hasn't fallen, what are you afraid of? This is a good thing......
"Oh, Mr. Bai, don't you know how serious the problem is! Although our country has a large population base, compared with the whole world, it is simply not worth mentioning, and now the world does not let us release it except for the book, and even the Indian country with the best relationship has rejected us......
"yes, if that's the case, we won't win with our eyes closed......"
Bai Feng waved his hand, opened Weibo leisurely, and said with a smile while sending messages.
"Now this situation is the most suitable for bringing rhythm, how to say that sentence, by the way, everything is ready, only the water army is ......"
After speaking, he spontaneously sent a message......
["Fighting the Universe" has entered the publicity stage, but unfortunately, because all countries except for the original version do not agree to be released, so it cannot be released simultaneously worldwide. Therefore, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, only Huaxia and Yuben will be released, and friends from all over the world are looking forward to it, please understand......]