Orshi's approach seemed to open the door to a new world for others who were troubled, and then, on the forum of the First Shuge International Edition, many foreigners asked for Chinese names almost every day.

And so, the spoof began......

"The surname is single, this time it can be domineering, polyphonic words, read shan, take a single dog!"

"Meiniu, I'll get you one, how about calling it Wang Cuihua? When you go to Huaxia, you are guaranteed to be very down-to-earth!"

"Brother Black, you just call Pipi Shrimp, come with me......"

"Black sister, depending on the color of your skin, I think you can choose to call it chocolate!"

……

Then, after getting the exam papers, this group of people began to write their Chinese names first, so there were all kinds of strange names that made people squirt......

Dr. Yang...... Yes, his Chinese name is Dr. Yang, and as for whether it is a doctor, it is estimated that no one knows.

Beans you play...... That's right, the surname is Dou, I call you to play, the standard Chinese Beijing accent, and it also has a childish sound......

There are also the most popular names, and Bai Feng died of laughter when he saw the Chinese names given by these people.

Liu Chan, Ji Congliang, Qin Maosheng, Shi Zhenxiang, Bi Yuntao, Zhu Shi......

The best thing is that among these people, there are two people with the same name, both surnamed Bai and called ...... Idiot...... I can't write a word yet......

Bai Feng covered his face and mourned for three minutes for his surname......

Of course, the worst should be the four in the corner, they all cried when they wrote their names, and they took the cheat sheet and wrote it for ten minutes......

One is called gluttony......

One is called the Charm of the Spirit......

One is called the elderly......

There is also a ...... called gluttony That's right, he and the one named gluttony were found by the same Chinese teacher, and he swore to the teacher that he must give a name that can very representative of Chinese characters, and then the teacher gave one of them a gluttony, and the other called gluttony......

English level 4 or 6 stumped how many of us, and now the opportunity for revenge has come, Qian Chuanzi gloated and looked back and forth with a test paper, and saw that the test was so simple, not only did he pout frequently.

But when the exam was over, he was also confused when he took the oral rush to answer the test......

Bai Feng, as the chief examiner, announced the rules of the competition with a smile on the stage, and then began to read the questions.

"CET-4 Questions, Question 1!"

"There was a drop of bird droppings on the windowsill of our classroom, and the teacher asked Xiao Ming to wipe it, and Xiao Ming replied, "I'll wipe it!"

The foreign employees below looked at each other left and right as if they were confused, expecting a top student to stand up......

Of course, after all, there are so many people who still have an understanding of Chinese culture, and a girl with glasses raised her hand and stood up, and replied crisply in broken Chinese.

"Although Xiao Ming is reluctant, but he will wipe it, I rub it in this sentence is a virtual interjection, and it has no practical meaning, it only expresses Xiao Ming's personal emotions......"

Hearing such a profound answer, even Qian String knelt down......

……

Bai Feng then asked.

"The second question, Xiao Ming returned to his home, and his parents asked him to mop the ground, but Xiao Ming said, I'll go! If you mop the floor, what kind of hair will he drag?"

Immediately, a bearded middle-aged man raised his hand!

"This question is very simple, Xiao Ming said that he went, then it must be mopped, and he also said that there must be hair on the ground, as far as I know, Huaxia women often comb their hair in the bathroom, so there is hair on the ground, and his mother asked him to mop the floor......"

Hearing this person's serious nonsense, Qian Chuanzi sneered and was happy......

……

"The third question, someone asked Xiao Ming, whose book is on Xiaohong's desk? Xiao Ming said, your uncle's. Excuse me, whose book is it?"

……

"The fourth question, Xiaohong asked Xiao Ming, do you want to bring a pen to class today, Xiao Ming said, bring a brush. Excuse me, do you want to bring a pen today, and if so, what pen to bring. ”

The four questions directly baked the people below, and they remembered to scratch their ears and cheeks one by one, but they were still the same as the Chinese people, and among so many people, there were always a few top students.

After Bai Feng heard the correct answer, he nodded with a smile and then spoke.

"This is a level 4 question, and below is a level 6 question. In the first question, Xiao Hong asked Xiao Ming, did you have breakfast today? Xiao Ming said, eat an egg. Asked, did Xiao Ming eat it, what did he eat?"

……

"The second question, Xiaohong said, your sister, my aunt hasn't come this month, I'm worried about my sister, it's just that Nima is too cheating. Listen to the options, who is in the most anxious part of the essay?

A: Xiaohong's sister, B Xiaohong's mother, C, Xiaohong's sister D, Xiaohong's father, E Xiaohong's aunt, F Xiaohong's aunt, G herself, H Xiaohong's boyfriend!"

Everyone below exploded when they heard this, and they all covered their heads and hit the wall.

"There are two reasons for being single, one is that no one looks down on anyone, and the other is that no one looks down on anyone. Excuse me, who doesn't look down on whom?"

"No one can beat Chinese table tennis, no one can play Chinese football, may I ask, is football or table tennis good!"

"Before, I wanted to be alone, now, I want to be alone. Excuse me, how many people does he want?"

Bai Feng's questions were one after another, and a dark-skinned beauty below covered her head and screamed in pain......

"Oh God, I want to be quiet......"

There was a joke next to him immediately.

"Who is Jingjing?"

Then the ordeal was not over, and Bai Feng finally released an epic level ultimate!

"Come on, come on, I'll give you another Chinese level 8 test question, listen up, the eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle, saying that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle, went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's cabinet, and the ninth uncle borrowed the 10,000 yuan salary that the tenth uncle gave to the eleventh uncle. Excuse me, which of your uncles stole which uncle's money?"

Everyone vomited blood......

At the end of the exam, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but Bai Feng said again......

"Everyone has worked hard, after going back, everyone has to continue to learn Huaxia, and next month we will assess the Huaxia dialect......"

Everyone fainted......

"Let Go of the Witches" was released worldwide in the middle of the second month, and the box office broke a new record on the same day, reaching $2.3 billion, setting a peak that no one in the history of the movie box office can surpass.

And at the end of the day, Bai Feng's mind finally waited for the long-awaited system prompt......

Ding dong......

[Trigger the movie mission: Please acquire Hollywood within two years and let Chinese movies dominate the world! The mission is completed, you can get the title of the godfather of the movie, and get the heart of the world - 米国, the mission fails, and you will be directly wiped out within 24 hours!]

[Mission completed! Congratulations, you have successfully obtained the heart of the world - Mi Guo, and won the title of Godfather of Movies!]

Bai Feng was stunned, and the female secretary Dis, who was giving her a work report next to her, was suddenly stunned, and then her attitude became more and more respectful.

At this moment, she smiled......

As a result, it was only three seconds before the system's voice sounded again, and she knew that she was going to suffer......

Ding dong......

[Because to obtain two world hearts, the World Heart quest is specially opened, below, please get the heart of the world as soon as possible - Bangmao Country! Complete the task to obtain the title of the king of the game, failure will be wiped out, completion time limit: one year!]

"Mr. Bai, are you not feeling well, and I'll let Dr. Peter come in and help you take a look?"