The heavens, who were deaf and clear-sighted, seemed to hear the cry of his heart.

The girl on his body seemed to feel uncomfortable lying like this, her body twisted, climbed up for a short distance, and directly pressed the two towering snow peaks on his face.

“……”

Yan Yuchen blushed instantly, feeling that he couldn't breathe.

At this moment, he suddenly felt that he would rather be sat down to death than be stewed to death, such a way of dying seemed to be even more embarrassing!

The powerful Sun Monkey was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, unable to move, while the handsome and handsome man was crushed under a pair of jade girl peaks, unable to breathe.

Five hundred years later, Sun Monkey can be saved, and he will be prosperous along the way, and finally become an immortal and a Buddha, and after a stick of incense, he will roll his eyes and cry out for his life.

The beginning is so similar, but the ending is so different.

In Yan Yuchen's heart, when he was secretly feeling sad and indignant for his tragic fate, the girl on her body suddenly shook her body, and her mouth "poofed", let out a chuckle, and then quickly held back.

"Damn! This little goblin is pretending to be asleep!"

Yan Yuchen was suddenly furious, grabbed her buttocks, and screamed "whining" in his mouth, but he couldn't say a word.

"Giggle ......"

The little goblin finally couldn't hold it back, the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, and hurriedly covered his buttocks, giggling with a delicate face: "Brother Chen, do you feel like you can't breathe?

Yan Yuchen shook his head vigorously, trying to break free from the two majestic Jade Girl Peaks.

"Ahh

However, as soon as the laughing and trembling goblin let go of him, he sat on his waist again, and immediately opened his mouth wide in pain and let out a terrible scream.

Qin Meng was startled, and hurriedly got up and said, "What's wrong, does it hurt?"

Then he lowered his head, glanced at his crotch suspiciously, and said: "I heard that a woman's first time will hurt a lot, people almost cried last night, you are an old driver, how can it still hurt?"

"Damn! No matter how old the driver is, he can't stand the pain of being tortured and sitting after his waist is broken!"

Yan Yuchen was sad and indignant in his heart, and glared angrily.

After a long time, he held back his anger and said with some shame: "My waist is broken...... ...... you sat up"

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, Qin Meng was stunned, opened his small mouth, stared at his waist and the broken wooden bed on the ground in astonishment for a while, and suddenly "poofed" again, laughing like crazy.

Yan Yuchen looked at her snow-white and charming twin peaks that trembled violently with her laughter, and not only secretly said with palpitations: Sure enough, it is a magic weapon that is even more terrifying than Wuzhi Mountain! Any man who sees it will probably be willing to be crushed below. Fortunately, fortunately, my brother is not a man, I bah, fortunately, my brother is not an ordinary man!

"Broke last night?"

After Qin Meng laughed for a long time, Fang forked the slender ** and squatted on top of him, and asked with a jade hand gently stroking his waist.

"Don't touch it!"

Yan Yuchen had a nervous look on his face, and then said indignantly: "When you broke the bed last night, my waist was broken, I screamed for a long time, begged for mercy for a long time, you ignored it, and sat on me vigorously! You hateful little goblin, did you take medicine in advance last night?"

“……”

Qin Meng immediately covered his mouth and tried his best to hold back a smile again, his jade-white fragrant shoulders shrugged one after another, his face was full of charming and gorgeous expression, and his charming eyes were full of laughter.

Yan Yuchen glared at her and said angrily: "It's all said, I have to fight hard with others today, and now my waist is broken, my spirit has been sucked dry by you, and my legs are weak, you deliberately want me to die, right?"

Qin Meng was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Did you say it? Why don't I remember what you said? I only remember that as soon as I entered the house, you couldn't wait for me to strip you naked to show you, and you took off slowly, and you were still angry, tearing my clothes yourself, hum." ”

Yan Yuchen suddenly wanted to cry without tears, gritted his teeth and said: "Goblin, I was obviously deceived by you, what I want to see is not your body at all!"

"Hey! I finished eating, and while licking my lips and savoring it, I said that you don't want to eat at all, it's shameless!"

Qin Meng said with a look of disdain.

“……”

Yan Yuchen suddenly felt extremely aggrieved, and argued angrily: "Don't confuse right and wrong! Obviously, it's okay for you to eat me? It's you who cripple me while eating, and finally want to kill me! You vicious little goblin, dare you do it?"

Qin Meng pursed his lips, too lazy to argue with him, and looked up at the window, the sky was cloudy, and the sun had not yet risen.

So the little goblin showed a coquettish look on his face again, lowered his body, crawled on his chest, and spit a mouthful of aroma at his neck with a red mouth, Fang Jiao said drippingly: "Brother Chen, it's still early, why don't we exchange courtesies, and you will come to eat me once?"

Yan Yuchen's face was suddenly full of horror, and he said, "Don't! Brother's waist is broken, his teeth are not good, he can't eat you, I beg for mercy." ”

"Don't forgive!"

The little goblin smiled, his eyes were charming, and his whole soft body pressed on his body again.

Yan Yuchen grabbed her hair, and said anxiously and angrily: "It's not okay for me to call your aunt and grandmother! Don't be like this, today I really want to duel with others, a duel of life and death, you will kill me if you do this again!"

"Believe it or not! You are more cunning than anyone else, and in order to survive, you are even willing to be a watchdog, so that you will not fight a life-and-death duel. ”

Qin Meng naturally didn't believe it, thinking that he was deliberately rejecting himself, he suddenly felt annoyed, opened his small mouth and bit his chin, and said with a whining in his mouth: "Let you always look down on others! Let you be bad! Let you deceive people! Let you not take the initiative to bully others......"

"Ahh

Yan Yuchen opened his mouth wide again and screamed.

Happiness and pain coexist, as if you were going to heaven for a while and hell for a while.

The night outside the window quickly dissipated, and the light began to brighten.

The sun has finally risen.

Poor and miserable Yan Yuchen, under the condition of breaking his waist, was sat all night without saying anything, and was sat again after dawn, and the wound that was about to be repaired became more serious.

"Woo woo woo ......"

Yan Yuchen finally cried......

For the first time in my life, I was sat and cried by a woman, tearful, sad and sad, like a little girl.

"Hey, if it's cheap, it's still good!"

Half an hour later, Qin Meng finally got up and got dressed with a red face full of satisfaction, and muttered in his mouth.

"Hmph, if you hadn't gone to Master early today to practice the exercises, my sister would definitely sit with you for another day and night, and you have to be convinced by your heart, hands, and feet, so that you don't dare to think about other women anymore!"

Qin Meng snorted coldly while holding on to the door with a weak heart, his slender legs seemed to be a little weak, trembling slightly, and he almost fell at the door.

It's always been her working hard, so let's not lose it.

"Bang!"

The wooden door closed, Qin Meng's face was flushed, and he left tremblingly.

In the cabin, Yan Yuchen was still lying on the ground, with his mouth open, rolling his eyes, motionless, as if he was dead.

Inside the house, the fragrance remained, and there was a dead silence.

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