Chapter 265: Three taels of meat
The night breeze is messy, and it is slightly cold.
The bustling crowds poured into Pudong Street, even if the cool breeze diminished their enthusiasm for food, allowing the neon lights to reflect on their faces and talk to their friends in a joyful mood.
When he left, Qiao Mu coldly found that he didn't have a mobile phone, squeaked with his own goods, and turned around and ran back to the company. With his temperament, he forgot where he put his mobile phone. It took a long time, and when I turned out my mobile phone, I found that Da Mi Mi sent a message over, and I didn't wait for this product, so I went back first.
He was alone and didn't hail a taxi, so he walked aimlessly for a while. After about ten minutes, I found myself walking to the snack street. He lowered his head, said something to his boss, and then looked for a corner to sit in.
Hanging down and looking at the empty mobile phone mailbox, he had told Chen Shu that he would pass the cheat sheet over, but he couldn't see the shadow after waiting for an hour.
flipped through the address book and wanted to ask Fat Di out for a meeting, but he never called out. It's just a momentary impulse, and you don't know what to say when you exhale it. You can't be like a stunned person, and say to her, "You're done, your sister has to hunt you down." ”
"You're done, Sister Mi has to hunt you down. ”
A bizarre word suddenly came from behind, Qiao Mu was startled, and hurriedly looked back.
Hey, it's actually this comparison.
He said with an ugly expression: "God, don't you go back to sleep this big night, it's scary?"
"What's wrong?" the guy looked at him with his hands in his trouser pockets, tilting his head.
"Sloppy. Qiao Mu muttered, then pulled the chair on the left, glanced at it and said, "Sit down." ”
The guy was very conscious, and he didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, so he took out a few tissues and wiped them all over with great care, eager to clean all the oil stains on them.
Qiao Mu felt very speechless, so he dressed up. Dark green fat T-shirt and straight-leg jeans, I don't look like a particular person. He said: "Yo yo, I'm a transsexual, I'm so particular about masturbating, how about I get you a napkin?"
"Look at your sour energy, you're still a big man. After the goods sat down, he continued to carry a tissue in front of him, and wiped the acre and three points of land on the table.
"It's not big or small, give me this rub. Qiao Mu said in silence.
The man didn't say anything, so he silently took a tissue again and wiped it for Qiao Mu, his expression was very calm, and he couldn't see joy or sorrow. However, after only three seconds, Qiao Mu was sure that she was angry. He looked like he hated iron but not steel, and said, "Swallow it slowly." Small, it's a shame that you don't have my surname, otherwise I would have to be angry. ”
The slender little hand froze in the air, the temperature around it was dropping rapidly, and there was a smell of death in the air.
Qiao Mu glanced at it, closed his mouth very consciously, and did not continue to peel.
Seeing that he had shut up, Zheng took two deep breaths and lowered his anger by several notches. Otherwise, she was directly angry, and I was afraid that it would be a big second.
"Speaking of which, what are you doing when you come out so late?" Qiao Mu looked around and asked coldly.
"I don't know. ”
"Poof. Her answer was brief, with a hint of anger, but it made Qiao Mu laugh. He covered his forehead, stunned, and said, "Coincidentally, I don't know what I'm going to do later." ”
Zheng asked, "Aren't you going home?"
Qiao Mu looked at the night sky and said nonsense: "It's still early, it's not suitable to go home." ”
"That's it. Eh, what did you order?" he said, nothing can be trusted. Can Zheng still be familiar with him?
Strange or not, the topic returned to the dinner table as soon as it changed.
"Just a few strings of kidneys, a few strings of leeks......" Qiao Mu thought of something, touched his chin and said, "I just taste the taste, I don't mean anything else." ”
"What do you mean?"
Zheng heard that this guy's thinking jumped too fast, and he was afraid that only aliens could keep up with his rhythm.
Qiao Mu glanced at the busy boss, and even didn't want to see those delicious barbecues, he said, "This day, let's go for a walk?"
Zheng followed his eyes and followed suit, but he still didn't know why, and asked blankly, "What are you doing?"
What to do?
This is a question worth pondering, and it is not too early to wander around, except for the parks, all of which are closed. You must know the night sky, the starlight, the lonely man and the widow with a small forest, how pleasant!
But Qiao Mu vetoed this plan by himself, and he didn't deal with the bad debts, so it was better to take it easy. Besides, when you see a girl, you ask to go to the grove, which is too inconsistent with the values of the Ten Outstanding Youths.
Also, the grove that you might be drilling into was already crowded with people, and you could see a group of men with pants when they shouted that they were on fire. At that time, the buddy who was covering the stall with his bare ass turned around sharply and shouted, "Hey, isn't this Qiao Mu", what should I do?
As for the other points, Qiao Mu really couldn't remember it, he held it for a long time, and said a vulgar suggestion, he said: "Look, the weather is so good, let's go to the movies?"
Zheng glanced at the sky, thought for a long time, and asked with doubts, "Don't eat it?"
"The fumes are so heavy that they are unhygienic. It's easy to gain weight and it's not healthy. Qiao Mu pursed his mouth, full of disgust.
"Huh?" Zheng opened his mouth and looked at him stupidly, as if he was distracted, and he couldn't return to normal for a long time.
Qiao Mu touched all over his trouser pocket, took out the only two red ones from his pocket, or from the big power bag, slapped it on the table, and said magnificently: "Boss, don't eat it." The money is all on the table, so you don't have to look for it. ”
"Your ...... waist," the boss in his white apron looked up and hurriedly signaled.
"I don't eat it, I'm in a hurry. Before the boss's words fell, he was in a hurry to interrupt and dragged the empty Zheng away.
The boss was a little confused, but he didn't say anything.
It's always been so weird. He wiped his hands and asked his little nephew to go over and get the money.
He thought the two of them were familiar, but he couldn't remember them. However, he didn't take it to heart, he entertained a lot of people at his own barbecue stall, and it was normal to forget about it. You know, a few years ago, I filmed for a crew who forgot what to call here, and he roasted a few portions of the crew and actors in the middle of the night.
At the same time, he also secretly sighed in his heart that if he hadn't come to Shanghai to sell skewers, but had a live broadcast in his hometown, maybe he would have become popular. When the time comes, he can also make a lot of money like a star, and he will order a barbecue like this, just watch it and don't eat it, how luxurious that life is.
What the boss wanted, Qiao Mu couldn't guess, and he wasn't that interested in guessing. He's dragging the little girl to the cinema.
Zheng shrugged his shoulders, as if he was being carried, and asked, "Where are you going?"
"Watch a movie. Qiao Mu replied without thinking.
"What movie?" Zheng couldn't help but ask, even though he didn't have any idea of watching a movie.
"Well, it's good-looking. Qiao Mu took out his mobile phone and began to log in to the booking interface without hurrying. Then, the ghost made his eyes stop on the cover of a very magical movie, saying that it was magical, because he really couldn't be sure what type of movie it was.
Compared with horror films, you will think it is funny, compared with comedy films, but you think it is a small yellow film, but compared with small yellow films, the appearance of the actors in it is an out-and-out horror film.
Zheng stood on tiptoe, rubbed his little head over, stared at the section where the phone was staying, and smiled: "Your taste, tsk, very good." ”
Qiao Mu glanced at it, and he said, "I'm just curious, you said that such a bad movie, why do a group of mentally retarded people go to the cinema every year to watch it?"
"I don't know, I want to know what kind of movies the audience likes, and I can't act every day?" Zheng said.
Qiao Mu shook his head, laughed twice, and then carried Zheng as an orphan for a while, and walked towards the movie theater one after the other.
At midnight, there are really a lot of young couples watching this broken movie, and they enter scattered, and they almost do about 30%, all of them leaning towards the corner. This group of people is clearly not there to see a movie, they just need an atmosphere to do something that will promote feelings or promote the population.
As in the boring scene, the little girl in the corner had to scream, and then hugged the boy's arms.
Qiao Mu yawned, watching the plot make himself a little drowsy. He felt that he was very stupid at the moment, why didn't he just eat a kidney, what was there to be embarrassed about? In his impression, the skewers in the northeast were the first to shout, "Boss, let's string the kidneys."
"Are you sleepy?" asked Zheng in a low voice, staring directly at the curtain.
"Sort of. Qiao Mu stretched, rubbed his eyes, and said tiredly, "It's boring." ”
"So what do you find interesting?" she asked.
"Sleep. Qiao Mu was very sleepy, and casually said the truest thoughts at the moment, he couldn't wait to lie on the soft big bed at home immediately, and it was best to hold his two daughters-in-law.
The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. His casual words made Zheng's cheeks crimson, and he turned his head and didn't speak for a long time.
Qiao Mu didn't pay attention, he leaned back in his chair, and his eyelids gradually closed. When he was drowsy, he remembered something and asked, "Eh, what's the matter with the chase you said?"
"What, what chase?" Zheng asked, turning around.
"It's just that when I was sitting there waiting for the barbecue, didn't you say that Mi Mi was going to chase me?
"Oh, this one. In retrospect, Zheng just looked like he was smiling and grinning, and he was very badly beaten.
Qiao Mu was speechless, reached over and strangled her neck, and gently brought it to his chest. The other hand lifted her chin and said in a threatening tone, "You looks really bad." ”
"Fool. You still have to think about how to escape the pursuit of Sister Mi Mi. Zheng pushed him away, raising his chin and looking very proud.
"What's going on?" Qiao Mu felt that he was still very steady, and he was not in a hurry to teach her a lesson.
"Someone on Weibo broke the news that you and Sister Shi Shi are getting married. Zheng said.
"You don't talk nonsense, I don't marry Shishi, and I can't marry you. Qiao Mu was speechless, this is the matter of co-authoring? He almost thought that his basket was all exposed by the rabbit cub of some love!
"I really want to marry a rich man, so I'll marry your dad directly. Zheng complained.
"Yo he, just these three taels of meat, my driver can't look down on you. Qiao Mu glanced at it and said mercilessly sarcastically.
Zheng tugged at his collar and said angrily, "You, you're a little tired, aren't you?"
Qiao Mu didn't take it seriously, holding her wrist and teasing, "Let's practice?"
Zheng looked at his face, looked at it for a long time, let go of his hand, and his tone was a little low, but it seemed inexplicable. She asked, "You are married to Sister Shishi, what should Sister Mi do?"
"Hmm!" Qiao Mu replied without answering.
Fortunately, this broken movie ended quite quickly. The lights came on, disturbing a group of little men and women who kissed me and me, and they might be ashamed, or they would see in shame that their object in the distance was also ashamed.
But in any case, it has nothing to do with Qiao Mu, he no longer has to suffer from this terrible plot and aesthetic style.
As far as the facts are concerned, he feels that even if he has not studied the course of directing, even if he has no interest in the directing industry, even if he shoots a horror movie with his feet, it may not be better than the movie called horror just now.
When he was separating from Zheng and secretly complaining, he received a message.
This is the news from Da Mi Mi "I'm left, she's right, where are you coming back to sleep?", at this moment, his excited hand almost couldn't hold the phone, and his fingers trembled and replied.
He asked, "In bed?"
"The room. I'm left, she's right. ”
This answer made him feel very bored, and he lost the slightest interest, as if he had entered the time of the Sage. It's a pity that he doesn't smoke, otherwise he would have liked to have one to relieve his sorrows
"Knock knock!"
After Qiao Mu returned home, he knocked on the door.
"It's not locked. "There was a lazy voice in the room, very nasal.
"You haven't slept yet?" he asked, pushing open the door and turning on the light.
"Can't sleep, where have you gone?"
"I sorted out the materials and had a late-night snack by the way. ”
"Oh, I'm waiting for you over there. ”
Qiao Mu showed a smile, Shi Shi might have fallen asleep, and people were so foolish, they were not in a hurry to go at all. He walked over while undressing, and said with a smile: "Don't worry over there, my lord will come to love my little daughter-in-law first." ”
Da Mi Mi was covered tightly with the quilt, and his eyes were exposed, with a hint of a smile in his eyes. She stretched out a white arm from the quilt, beckoned to him, and said with a smile: "Uncle, the aunt over there, oops!"
She screamed suddenly, as if she had knocked or touched.
Qiao Mu asked a little worriedly, "What's wrong?"
"It's fine. Da Mi Mi shook his little head slightly, and said, "The gap next door has been waiting for you for a day, won't you go?"
Qiao Mu turned his head and looked next door, thinking a lot in his heart, and felt that he should go to bed first. He lifted the quilt and said, "As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine......"
As soon as the quilt was lifted, in addition to the big power, there was actually a hidden Shishi goods.
It's not terrifying, it's terrifying that he seems to have said something wrong just now, and the two of them on the bed are staring at him with extreme anger.
That look in his eyes, I wanted to skin him alive.