Chapter 433: Fellow Believers
Ding Mu glanced at it and knew what it was, but he thought it had a heavy taste, so he frowned and said, "This should be a jujube." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info is also called Gangan, and the official name in ancient times should be Yin Jujube. "The Secret of the Jade Room" said that "The Relics" also has a slightly different record of this incident. "Collecting Memories" describes the Queen Mother of the West, who came down to earth on the occasion of King Mu of Zhou's eastern tour, and shared the joy of spring night with King Mu in the world. At the time of the two loves, the queen mother took out the dried dates that had been soaked in her lower body and persuaded King Mu to take them immediately as a tonic for health and aphrodisiac. ”
"Hahaha, it's really a fellow practitioner!" said Gai Lao Wei, "This jujube is not ordinary, it is a snow jujube in the Tianshan Mountains of the Western Regions, and the jujube is a fire that replenishes yang qi." Use the sun-dried and pitted red dates into the girl's lower body to absorb the essence, and when you take it out, the dried dates will be round and solid. Eat these six pieces, and we'll have passed the festival. ”
"No, no, no. It's better to enjoy it yourself. "Ding Mu is quite a bit of a spiritual cleanliness, and when he thinks about the way this jujube is made, he feels disgusted, let alone eaten. Even if you make this, why don't you want your own woman to make it for yourself? Who knows where he got this date?
But Gai Lao Wei didn't see it that way, he thought that Ding Mu couldn't believe him, afraid that he would poison the dates, his face sank, he picked up the dates on the plate one by one, put them in his mouth, and chewed them beautifully.
Ding Mu saw that Gai Chunqiu ate with relish, and when he thought of the manufacturing method of this jujube, he couldn't help but feel sick for a while, and said: "I said Lao Gai, I thought you had any superhuman maintenance methods? Not surprising at all. No wonder you're just that, so-so. ”
When Gai Chunqiu heard Ding Mu say this, not only was he not annoyed, but he also had a feeling of expectation. Because judging from Ding Mu's face, he is about 20 years old at most, and it is true that other people's beauty methods are much higher than his own, and he definitely can't look down on his own method of eating yin dates, even if he can eat six at once.
The old monster Gai Chunqiu has lived to this age, and he has seen a lot of things, and his mentality is already a bit like the cultivator in the cultivation novel. For him, immortality, eternal youth, and the golden gun are the supreme pursuit. So he was ashamed to ask: "Mr. Ding, please advise me, do you have any methods to share with my brother and me, I don't dare to ask." Mr. Ding's Gui Geng this year?"
Listening to the old monster say this, Ding Mu was also in a hurry, Ding Mu was already an extremely smart person, not only with a high degree of brain development, but also with the ability to observe words and colors, and he had already guessed Gai Chunqiu's mind in an instant. It turns out that this old monster thinks that I am an old antique like him, but I have a knack for resembling my face, so I might as well tease him and calculate him.
Ding Mu smiled: "I should be a little younger than you, there is one in nine." ”
In fact, Ding Mu's age is only nineteen years old, and his birthday is only twenty, what he said is natural and true, and he didn't say any nonsense. It's just that the two numbers are reversed, and it feels like there is one in ninety.
Now Gai Chunqiu admired: "You are 91 years old, you look like you are in your twenties, this rejuvenation technique is too powerful." Is there any secret method to share with me, brother? ”
Ding Mu's face darkened, he was actually less than twenty years old, but he was more mature in his clothes. But since the old guy asked, Ding Mu came out of his bad water little by little, and said, "Do you know about pee?"
Gai Chunqiu said: "How can I not know this? Urine eggs are a tonic with the same name as pickled dates, and boiled eggs are made with pure yang boy's urine." The same as the best product for maintenance. ”
Listen to the old monster Gai knows this truth. Ding Mu smiled slightly and said: "I have a secret recipe, select the eggs of the Tianshan Snow Lotus Chicken born at a specific hour, with a kind of holy water, plus a set of internal skills of this Myriad Flowers Divine Skill that I have cultivated, which is not only enough to ensure that the appearance is not old, but also to beathe and improve the appearance."
Hearing Ding Mu say this, Gai Chunqiu already believed seven or eight points, not for anything else, just because the master of Wuhua back then was a young man who always looked ageless. The martial arts learned by Master Wuhua's disciples should be able to contain the secret of Master Wuhua's immortality.
Actually, Gai Chunqiu really thought wrong, Master Wuhua is simply because of his profound skills, so he can look ageless. It has nothing to do with any rejuvenation method.
However, Ding Mu still has a way to go with Gai Laowei's thinking, so that Gai Chunqiu believes in himself more, and the most important thing is that Ding Mu has a killer feature. Ding Mu said in an inducing voice: "The method of urinating eggs is actually just a daily tonic method. If I want to see immediate results, I have a better way. ”
Gai Chunqiu expects immediate results, which makes Ding Mu's Guan Zi itch unbearably. His mind was now full of thoughts about immortality. He was a little anxious and said, "Let's talk about it, let's talk about it, what is the best way?"
"Just drink my holy water!" Ding Mu smiled and said, "It's better to smell than to stick." Why don't you find someone in your forties or fifties, and I'll show you a live performance. ”
"Yes, yes. Gai Chunqiu clapped his hands happily, and then strode out, leaving a sentence: "Wait for me to pick a suitable one." ”
After a while, Gai Chunqiu walked in from the outside with a beautiful **. Ding Mu looked this beautiful ** up and down, and found that it was really familiar.
This is Hong Kong Island actress Liu Qiongying, who also debuted as a pure jade girl back then, and has played the heroine in several martial arts masterpieces. used to be a popular character, but now it has been reduced to a beauty that is not exquisite, and I am being bullied in captivity in this place where I don't see the light of day, and I don't know how long I have been living.
The skin is a pale color, and it has some sagging and wrinkles, and it doesn't look young anymore, it really looks like it's almost in its forties.
Ding Mu is the best at this, and said, "You are lucky to let me give you another chance to become younger." Accept the holy water that I have given you. ”
After speaking, Ding Mu opened his pants and poured a large bubble of holy water directly into the mouth of this once radiant and red actress.
The old monster on the side kept staring at Ding Mu's every move, and when he saw Ding Mu's overlord spear, he was silent. His eyes were full of envy. He is in vain as a generation of professional devils in the color and a thief in the flowers, and he is so much worse than this brother in terms of guys. How happy it would be if I had such a mighty guy.
Unconsciously, Gai Chunqiu has completely believed in Ding Mu's ability, and feels that Ding Mu is a ruthless character, not only strong in martial arts, stunning in appearance, and good at appearance, but also a step higher than himself everywhere. I'm really sitting in a well and watching the sky.