250 You can't be too civil
I looked at the driver's position suspiciously, and a young man with a very refreshing haircut and a pair of flat mirrors on the bridge of his nose beckoned to me and smiled and said, It's not bad to be bold and resourceful, but your plan is still a little jerky, and you still need to improve it if you want to point to people and death.
I was stunned and asked, should I call you Brother Wen or Teacher Wen?
It was Wen Jin who was driving, this guy whose identity was so confusing that I could always hallucinate, Wen Jin touched his chin and said, You can call me Teacher Wen now, after all, I am teaching you knowledge.
I said, let's get out of here, shall we?
Seeing a large wave of bastards chasing out of the billiards city, all carrying bright knives in their hands, I couldn't help but get nervous.
Wen Jin smiled very firmly and said, you still don't understand human nature! As he spoke, he took out the lighter-like pistol from his arms and pointed it at a group of dinosaur brothers who rushed out, and raised his head with a very calm expression and said, Go back!
A group of horses turned around and ran back to billiards city at a faster speed than they rushed out.
Wen Jin glanced at me proudly and said, "It is human nature to be greedy for life and fear of death!" No matter when a person's life is threatened, the first thing to choose is to protect himself.
I said, Mr. Wen, could you tell me about the plan?
Wen Jin smiled slightly and said, "It's convenient!" As he spoke, he took out a pack of unpackaged white boxes of cigarettes from his pocket and handed them to me.
I didn't think much of it, so I took the cigarette and lit it in my mouth.
Wen Jin squinted his eyes like a fox and shook his head, he is really not tired of cheating, he said it clearly just now, call me Teacher Wen, dare to smoke in front of the head teacher, Zhao Chenghu, your courage is fat enough, tomorrow morning five thousand words check, a lot of words will be handed over to me.
I was speechless for a while, Wen Jin is simply a sinkhole, I have always felt that I am sinister enough, first I ran into Ling Hui, and then I ran into Wen Jin, and for a moment I felt that I had become a little pure.
I was embarrassed to hold a cigarette, I didn't smoke, I didn't smoke it, I stared at Wen Jin stupidly, I didn't know what to do.
Wen Jin laughed "poof", patted me on the shoulder and said, the teacher is joking with you, let's smoke it.
As soon as I exhaled the smoke ring, Wen Jin pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, "Your IQ is simply worrying, and you deserve to be cheated on what people say, and you deserve to be cheated! Tomorrow, two 5,000-word inspections will not be identical! If you write one less word, I will punish you to sing the national anthem under the flagpole.
I was really going to cry at the time, I couldn't be too civil, and I was so scared that I didn't want to just throw half of the cigarette out of the car.
Wen Jin took off his glasses, rubbed the lenses, and asked me with a smile, do you understand?
I was confused and said, what do you know?
Wen Jin sighed and said, "Rotten wood! It's simply a rotten wood!" If the same move is used twice, the opponent is either afraid or unbelieving, no matter what the situation, we have achieved our goal.
I asked him in confusion, and then what? I still don't understand.
Wen Jin pursed his lips and said, Then you take the guy out of the car and continue to smash the billiards city, as much strength as you can! Go, I'll tell you when I come back, why Lu Feng appeared.
I asked dumbly, there are at least thirty or forty people in the billiard hall in the billiard hall, and they are all professional bastards.
Wen Jin said with a natural face, so what? Are you afraid?
I coughed dryly twice, a little scared.
Wen Jin handed me the lighter-style pistol with disdain, are you still afraid?
I snatched it and said happily, "Don't be afraid!"
I took Yuyang and Lei Shaoqiang to jump out of the car, Yuyang and Lei Shaoqiang carried a sledgehammer more than half a meter high to follow me, our brothers walked back to the billiard hall for the second time, when they walked to the door, Lei Shaoqiang slammed the hammer "Bang" twice and smashed the two glass doors, dozens of horses in the hall all glared at us angrily, the dinosaur was sitting on a billiard table, holding a toilet paper and covering his bloody nose and scolding, arrest these little cubs for me!
A bunch of bastards rushed towards us like wolves, and I hurriedly took out a pistol-shaped lighter and pointed it at them, shouting and scolding: "Whoever dares to take another step forward will be beaten by Lao Tzu!"
As the old saying goes, "If you have the goods in your hand, you don't have to worry about it!" I just held the guy in my hand, and the dinosaur horses immediately stopped with the brake pads on the soles of their feet, and looked back at the dinosaurs in horror one by one.
The dinosaur got up from the billiard table in a rage, walked up to me in a rampage, put his head directly under the barrel of my gun, sneered and patted his face and said, "Little brother is playing hard with me?"
In an instant, 10,000 grass and mud horses rushed from the bottom of my heart, I didn't expect this dinosaur to play cards according to the routine, when I asked Wen Jin to hold a gun against his head, he was so scared that he didn't dare to let go, why did I take the gun, he seemed to be bolder in an instant?
Seeing that I hesitated to go backwards, the dinosaur put his head on the muzzle of the gun again, come on! Young man, shoot here, shoot down, tomorrow you will be the king of Dongcheng District! Think about it, isn't it exciting? Come on, come on, hurry up!
The dinosaur's bluff made me a little dumbfounded, not that I didn't have the courage to shoot, but mainly because I knew that the thing in my hand was a special fake, even if I pulled the trigger, what could I do?
When I was at a loss, the dinosaur snatched the guy in my hand, raised his leg and kicked me in the stomach, put the gun to his temple and laughed and said, Do you think Lao Tzu didn't know that this gun was fake?
Seven or eight thugs, armed with knives, walked around us and ran towards the van.
My heart fell to the bottom all of a sudden, and I was done with the calf, and I was exposed! Let the dinosaurs see through our plan, all JB blame Wen Jin, what kind of trick to get away with it, now it's okay, none of us can run away today.
The dinosaur laughed and pulled up the pistol safe, and said to me with a gloomy face, this thing is quite like a thing, and as he spoke, he tapped the trigger, and then heard a "bang", a touch of warm blood splashed on my face, and the dinosaur's huge body fell backwards, full of disbelief.
Are the guns real? The dinosaurs killed themselves?
At that moment, I was completely dumbfounded, looking at the dinosaur that fell to the ground, there were no less than twenty dinosaur brothers standing around, all of them had grown their mouths, I don't know who roared first and killed!
The hall suddenly became chaotic, and the dinosaurs' little brothers all roared as if they were crazy.
Yuyang and Lei Shaoqiang dragged me out of the door, I didn't react at all, I followed them out like a puppet, but I kept reflecting the picture of the dinosaur shooting and falling to the ground in my mind, sniffing the blood stains on my face with a fishy smell, and my stomach vomited out with a retching "wow".
I vomited into my stomach and began to turn over the acid water, I still couldn't stop wanting to vomit, Wen Jin jumped out of the car, handed me a bottle of mineral water and said, rinse your mouth!
I pushed away the mineral water, grabbed Wen Jin's collar with both hands and roared, "Are you yin?
Wen Jin's face turned the color of pig liver when he was pinched by me, but he still asked with a calm expression, "What is wrong with you?" I asked you if you were afraid, you yourself said that you were not afraid, you had to jump out of the car in a hurry, and it was even more nonsense to use you as a knife, did you shoot?
I gasped and said that he had snatched the gun from me!
Wen Jin nodded calmly, yes, didn't you pick up the gun? The dinosaur committed suicide, and he hallucinated after taking too many drugs, what does it have to do with you?
I let go of Wenjin in confusion and asked him, "What do you mean?"
Wen Jin smoothed his collar and smiled at me and said, Dinosaurs took drugs in their rooms tonight, and the drugs were too strong, and they hallucinated, so they wanted to hit people to vent, and then a few of you just happened to play billiards in the billiard hall, and he wanted to bully you, you are also young and frivolous, and you are in a hurry to be bullied, so you took out the pistol you picked up on the road today to scare the dinosaurs, and the result is what it looks like now, perfect or not?
I scolded, are all the people in that room stupid? Everyone saw what was going on.
Wen Jin nodded and said, What did you see? Seeing the dinosaur commit suicide, isn't it a fact? As for what happened, it depends on how the person narrates, okay! Don't be afraid, I'll help you get it done, and you can just tell the police the truth later.
When Wen Jin was talking, two people came out of the billiard hall and bowed to Wen Jin to greet him: "Brother Wen, everything that needs to be done has been done, we deliberately created a scene of drug abuse in the dinosaur's room, and the other brothers also know what to say." ”
I looked back at the two people who spoke, and for a moment I had the urge to scold my mother, one of these two people was the head horse who was slapped by the dinosaur before, and the other was full of blisters, it was the little yellow hair that was pressed by the dinosaur on the billiard table, and Wen Jin had already planned it, but I was just missing this chess piece.
This time, I couldn't bear it, and scolded directly, you are paralyzed!