Chapter 1102 Speechless to the sky, Old Zhou!
"I have read some books of myths and legends in China, and I remember that there is a story of 'cross-server chasing the sun', but when I listened to the master tell me about that period, I suddenly thought of this 'Kuafu' chasing the sun, wouldn't he also run bare-bottomed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
The little guy has no heart and no lungs, and he doesn't know what a bad brain picture his words will make.
Bang Brain made up the picture of the celebrity 'Kuafu' chasing the sun, imagining a huge person running on the desolate land, and there was a lump of throwing and throwing below, which suddenly made Bangda beer unable to drink.
Nuwa blushed and didn't make a sound.
Tell the truth, what did you ask her to say.
At that time, when the goods were chasing the sun, Nuwa also glanced at it, and it was indeed bare-assed.
It can be said that this can be regarded as a 'black history' of their existence.
Coco Youzai opened a salted peanut and threw it into his mouth, and continued to ask the red-faced master questions while eating, not caring at all how embarrassed the master was now.
"Master, why does that Kuafu want to chase the sun? I don't believe the reasons given in the book, so master, can you tell me the truth?"
According to myths and legends, it is said that this thing wants to pluck the sun from the sky, so he starts to chase the sun, but Coco does not believe this explanation at all, and the little guy thinks that this is definitely not the truth.
But in the past, the little guy wouldn't have explored it, after all, this is just a legendary story.
But right now, his master is an existence that was born from the beginning of the world and has lived until modern society, so the master must know a lot of gossip truths that have been buried by the long river of history.
Therefore, the little guy thinks that it is right to ask his master about many things.
The little guy no longer paid attention to the question of whether he was 'bare-assed' during the flood period, which finally made Nuwa feel a little better, so when Coco asked about the gossip about Kua's father, Nuwa was also happy to change the topic.
Therefore, Nuwa said to Keke: "The truth is not what the legend describes, in fact, the Wu tribe and the demon clan who ruled the heavenly court at that time were at war. β
There was a lot of gossip during the flood period, and any one of them could be said for three days and three nights, as Nuwa, who had existed since that period, she certainly knew the truth behind many myths and stories very well.
But Coco is very different from Honkai.
Therefore, Benda and Coco, when they listened to Nuwa tell the truth, both grew their mouths and looked incredible.
Obviously, the truth told by Nuwa surprised both Bangda and Coco.
Time passed little by little, and it was past midnight in a blink of an eye, and the time came to 15 minutes in the morning.
At this time, there are basically few pedestrians on the streets, and the shops have long been closed, except for the kebab stalls, which are still a bit popular, and there are some night owls gathered for supper, and there is no figure on the huge straight road.
The capital is located in the north, and it is not as good as the south, and the streets are still full of people at this time.
Occasionally, a sports car with a roaring engine will speed past the road, and young people eating supper at kebab stalls will look at it with envy.
According to the owner of the kebab stall, there are always some young people driving sports cars on this road at night.
Nuwa, Coco, and Bangda were not interested in this at all.
From 22:30 to 15 in the morning, for almost two hours, the three of them also ate and drank enough.
At this time, Coco received a call from her father.
On the phone, Kim Hyun Tae asks where Coco is, and Coco tells his father that he eats skewers on XX Road and XX Street, and is with his master Nuwa.
When Kim Hyun-tae on the other end of the phone heard it, he immediately let go of his worries.
Think about it, what else is there to worry about when the daughter who is with Nuwa is there, if she really meets someone who doesn't open her eyes, it can only be said that this thing is very unlucky.
"Dad said he'd come and pick us up in a moment. β
After ending the call, Coco relayed her father's words to Nuwa.
Nuwa nodded and did not object.
And Bang Da also dismissed the idea of leaving immediately, because he wanted to stay and meet the ordinary father of the Holy Venerable disciple, and talk to him about Dongying's affairs.
Although Nuwa came forward and asked Coco to pull the strings.
But if you can see the Lord today, then why wait for later.
So Bangda also stayed.
When Kim Hyun Tae was waiting, Nuwa and Coco chatted again.
"Coco, who is that American woman next to your father? I feel a very powerful aura from her, obviously she is not an ordinary person, right?"
Nuwa asks Coco about Anne's identity.
If someone else asked, Coco would never ignore it, but Nuwa was her master after all, so the little guy responded truthfully.
"Anne and my dad are engaged, and the future will be my mom. First of all, Coco said in what capacity Anne stayed with herself and her father, and the identity of the engaged fiancΓ©e really made it impossible to find fault with it.
However, after Nuwa heard this, she showed a very curious look on her face.
"She's your dad's fiancΓ©e? I see that your dad is quite different in age from her, and she has two children, can your dad accept it?"
Nuwa's curiosity is also full of gossip.
The gossip on his master's face was not seen by the little guy, and suddenly the little guy felt that such a master was much more interesting than that old-fashioned.
"Ten years old, I don't think the age difference has any effect on her and my dad, I personally like Anne. Besides, Anne once lived with Coco for a period of time, and the little guy had a very good impression of Anne during that period, so he didn't have any objection to having such a 'mother' in the future, but he was secretly happy about it.
After all, because there is no mother, the bear child is often ridiculed by other children, although Coco usually waives her little fist and hits back, but after all, there is no way to stop those children from continuing to laugh at her behind her back.
So with Anne, Coco doesn't care about those people at all, because she's also a child with a 'mother', isn't she?
If anyone is using this to mock her in the future, she can fight back at the other party's 'I have a mother'.
"As for Chenghua and Zhiyu, it's also quite interesting to say, my dad and I were very unhappy in the United States, and there was even no money to eat for a while, so my dad was in a hurry and thought of selling ......."
The black history belonging to Kim Hyun Tae was told by Coco, and Nuwa who listened to it looked incredible.
"Coincidentally, Anne used my father's at that time, and then there were Chenghua and Zhiyu, so strictly speaking, they are really my younger brothers. And it is precisely because of this relationship that Anne and my father intersected. β
Nuwa can't wait to take out a notebook and record all these things that Coco has said, because in her opinion, the incident between Coco's father and Anne can be used to create a bloody web novel.
Because of this, Nuwa suddenly felt that after becoming a coco master, living in Kim Hyun-tae's home in Nanluoguxiang would definitely be interesting in the future.
In reality, not everyone has the opportunity to encounter a living bloody drama.
And Coco continued: "But Master, you feel right, Mommy Anne is indeed not an ordinary person, she had an adventure, and in that adventure, she got the legendary Olympus God, as well as the inheritance of the Norse gods, and inherited all the power of those guys!"
The look of interest on Nuwa's face was much stronger.
"You mean that Lady Anne is already an authentic Western deity?"
Coco nodded, "Let's just say so." The gods of the past are gone, but their power and godhead have been inherited by Mama Anne and reunited, so that Mamma Anne seems to be the only existence of Olympus and the Norse gods, and is the new goddess who surpasses those guys. β
Wow!
This is simply the routine of third-rate novels.
After listening to Coco's story, Nuwa's eyes became wrong.
Excitement and gossip are on the one hand, but more about this adventure of Anne, I feel the strong taste of dog blood.
She didn't know if Anne was lucky or if her life was better.
After all, such an opportunity is not something that just an ordinary person can encounter.
Of course, Nuwa also knows very well that there are really people with good lives in this world.
Therefore, it cannot be ruled out that Anne is the existence of super luck among Westerners.
Bang Da interjected at this time and came in and said.
"Those gods in the West are not the same as those in our East, they seem to be born from the laws of heaven and earth, they don't cultivate the Dao Law, they don't know the number of days, and they are born with strong natural abilities. But it's a pity that I'm confined because of this, and I can't get to a higher level. β
Hearing this, Coco replied: "My master was also born from heaven and earth before the flood, could it be that my master is also like this? Don't say that about my Annie Mommy, she is very powerful." β
Honda pursed his lips and lowered his head, not arguing about this issue.
Instead, Nuwa picked up Coco and put it on her lap, and then said to the little guy: "Bangda didn't mean to look down on you Anne Mommy, maybe he didn't know how to express it."
But Honda is right. Although the master and I were also born naturally, I understand the number of days, know the way of fortune, and distinguish the five elements of yin and yang, which Western gods cannot do.
In fact, in the distant past, Master I also came into contact with some Western gods, and found that they were all born with great power, but there was no way to improve this power, and it would always remain at that level.
But the master and I are different, we can improve ourselves through cultivation, understanding, and the opportunities we encounter, so that we can continue to progress and improve. β
"What about faith? Anne and Mommy can also gather faith, and use this as an opportunity to strengthen themselves, so it's not what you said, master, those Western gods you meet must be weak vegetables, or they are what people call 'false gods'. The little guy is not convinced even in the face of Nuwa, anyway, he is not allowed to look down on Annie and Mommy.
However, the little guy's words made Nuwa stunned.
Immediately, Nuwa asked Coco, "Can you Anne and Mommy still gather faith?"
It seems that Anne was able to gather faith, which surprised Nuwa a little.
I don't know why the master asked like this, why he reacted like this.
But the little guy still nodded: "Of course, it's not just Annie and Mommy, I'm the same." You know, master, that I have also inherited the godhead of a guy named Hades. β
Not!
It seems that Coco's 'stepmother' really can't be regarded as the Western gods he has seen, and it is not ordinary to be able to gather faith and strengthen his existence.
Nuwa thought to herself.
A black Humvee approached from a distance and pulled up to the side of the road next to the barbecue stand.
The car door opened, and Kim Hyun-tae got out of the car.
On the other side, a person also appeared on the car door, and he was still an acquaintance, Zhou Jianguo.
God knows how Zhou Jianguo and Kim Hyun Tae were together so late.
After getting out of the car, Jin Xiantai saw his daughter at a glance, and immediately walked in the direction of his daughter, while Zhou Jianguo followed with a depressed face.
It can be seen that Zhou Jianguo knows that he and his father have a partnership business in Huaxia, but the little guy is very curious, why is Uncle Zhou's expression so tangled and depressed?
Jin Xiantai saw Bangda, because he was not familiar with it, he just nodded and gestured, and then sat down with Zhou Jianguo.
As soon as he sat down, Zhou Jianguo, such a big man, actually cried.
While crying, Zhou Jianguo also nagged: "I want to die, and now I am a big laughing stock, I don't know how many people laugh at me behind my back." Watch me have fun. It's all the dead boy who doesn't fight, a good boy doesn't do it, he has to be a girl...... Woo woo woo! I, Zhou Jianguo, am ashamed of my ancestors!"
Zhou Jianguo's appearance made the surrounding guests very sideways.
Jin Xiantai raised his hand and patted Zhou Jianguo's back, and at the same time smiled apologetically at Nuwa and Benda, who he had never seen, and explained: "Lao Zhou is my friend, and something happened to his family, so he was very depressed, and he wanted to find someone to complain, so didn't he find me." I was worried about Cocoa, so I brought him with me, and I might make him feel a little more comfortable outside. β
After explaining, Jin Xiantai turned his head to Zhou Jianguo and said: "Old Zhou, don't have this kind of patriarchal thinking, what age is it now, you have to think about it." β
Zhou Jianguo looked up, a man in his forties, his 'teary eyes' appearance was simply not too beautiful, "Xiaotai, how can I think about this! If he were a girl, of course I wouldn't do this, the problem is that the dead child in my family is a boy, a boy! But he wants to be a girl! This is the point of the problem! I really can't think of it, and there is no way to think of it! Boss, bring me five bottles of Niulanshan!"
From Lao Zhou's chatter, Nuwa listened with interest.
Because of the information revealed in Zhou Jianguo's few words, it seems to be very powerful if it is integrated a little.
He has a son, but this son is going to be a girl!
Wow!
Enjoyable!
The fire of gossip in Nuwa's heart is burning.
"Uncle, in fact, it's the 21st century, it's like ......", Nuwa glanced at Jin Xiantai, wondering how to call Jin Xiantai appropriately, and finally gritted his teeth and made a decision, "It's like Brother Tai said, it's not a big deal if you want to open something, it's very common in foreign countries." β
Zhou Jianguo raised his hand and touched his face indiscriminately, "Anyway, I can't figure this thing out, I'll clean up that kid when I go back, I have to change the idea of a dead child!"
Suddenly, Nuwa's eyes rolled awkwardly, "Uncle, why don't you let me persuade your son, after all, we are all young people, maybe we can do it, does he have contact information, QQ number, email account or something." β
In fact, Nuwa is a wonderful son who wants to persuade Zhou Jianguo, and her real purpose is to see the true face of this great child who wants to change from a boy to a girl, and satisfy her curiosity and gossip.
In fact, there is no need for Nuwa to bother with any scheming, because she will soon be able to get what she wants.
A very sassy red Maserati parked behind Kim Hyun-tae's black Humvee.
As the car door opened, a 'beautiful girl' wearing a sexy tight short skirt and flat sandals stepped out of the car.
When this 'beautiful girl' appeared, Zhou Jianguo's body first trembled, and then stood up 'Teng', his eyes became red, and he gasped for breath, which looked very scary.
And after the girl saw Zhou Jianguo in this state, she was also frightened and stood in place.
About ten seconds later, Zhou Jianguo rushed out with a 'whoop', and shouted at the same time: "I'll kill you today, and you will embarrass me!"
"Stop him, don't kill him. β
Nuwa didn't make a move, but talked to herself excitedly.
"The capital is still very good, it looks like a girl's mold, it's really pitiful, those rotten girls in Jinjiang definitely like this kind of thing, I have to take pictures and record it first." β
After speaking, Nuwa quickly took out her mobile phone, and then clicked!
After taking the photo, Nuwa also turned her phone into video mode, and while recording her, she also laughed quietly and obscenely.
Coco looked at his master inexplicably, "Master, what are you talking to yourself, I don't understand." At the same time, the little guy feels that the master's current state is really obscene, and it is impossible for people to look at it directly.
As soon as Bang Da shouted at Jin Xiantai, he got up and went to stop Zhou Jianguo.
However, the 'girl' not only didn't mean to run, but saw Zhou Jianguo running towards her violently, and closed her eyes when she waved her fist, looking like 'whatever you want'.
Zhou Jianguo has been stopped by Bangda.
Under the control of Bangda, Zhou Jianguo had nothing to do.
"Oh my God, what kind of sin did my Zhou Jianguo create, I actually have such a thing!"
Bang Da had a lot of strength, Zhou Jianguo couldn't get out of Bang Da's pull, and after several failed efforts, Zhou Jianguo collapsed......