"Are you ready?" Ding Mu asked with a serious face. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Ready, you ask. Yang Yuechan was only wearing a piece of underwear that was sexier than not wearing it, and tried to concentrate on Ding Mu's problem.

Ding Mu asked: "Guess the riddle: hard Bangbang, quite long, active in a black hole." There is usually some foam at the mouth. What is this?"

"Ugh. Yang Yuechan's face was black, she thought for a while, and said, "Yes...... Toothbrush it. ”

Ding Mu was noncommittal and continued to ask, "Next question." Something is hard before it enters a woman's mouth, but when it comes out, it is soft, and there is a sticky liquid. ”

"This ......" Yang Yuechan said with a brain teaser, "This should be chewing gum." ”

Ding Mu continued to ask, "Something is dry before it goes in, and it is hot and humid when it is taken out. It can also make people feel very excited. ”

"This ...... Can't guess. "Yang Yuechan really doesn't know.

Ding Mu said, "Just a hint, this thing can make something that can be drunk. ”

Yang Yuechan couldn't help herself, didn't let herself think about it, pondered for a while, and then said, "Is it that kind of bagged tea bag?" ”

"Hmm. It's all right, but the answers are not comprehensive. Ding Mu said seriously, "The answer you answered, at most, is one of the answers." There are other answers, to be said. ”

"Well, there's only one answer, and it's all about that. Yang Yuechan stared intently at Ding Mu's lower body, and seemed to gradually see an incredible silhouette.

This guy seems to be a little too domineering, that guy's majesty and uprightness are comparable to big-name stars, the kind of big-name stars in typical movies in black and white.

Ding Mu saw Yang Yuechan staring intently, he smiled secretly and continued to ask, "What if there are some things and some services that your boyfriend disagrees with?"

Yang Yuechan said: "Then it depends on whether I agree or not, as long as I agree, he disagrees, who cares?"

"Oh. Ding Mu was really impressed by Yang Yuechan. Because as soon as this statement came out, she completely established her true colors as a green tea. Ding Mu continued: "Let's give you an example on the spot, there is one thing you are willing to do, but your boyfriend is not willing to ask him, how can you tell her?"

Yang Yuechan smiled, revealing a very natural and relaxed expression, and said like chatting: "It's very simple." Just let him be mindful and right-minded. ”

As soon as these words came out, Ding Mu felt very curious, so he said, "I don't seem to understand what you mean, you can tell me specifically." ”

Yang Yuechan said: "Then I'll give you an example." Suppose that on that day, Zheng Yifei and I were already married, he worked outside, and I worked as a housewife at home. One day, Zheng Yifei finally went home early and wanted to open the door to surprise me. But when I opened the door, I saw my daughter-in-law, that is, me, in bed. Riding on top of you, wearing clothes like today, galloping up and down. What should he do at this point?"

Ding Mu scolded in his heart, TMD is really a naked seduction, this woman looks completely different from what she said on the surface. It's also very different from the previous impression. He had no choice but to say, "This case." I think most people would probably be in a hurry and pick up a knife and cut me ......."

"What about after that, detained for intentional injury?" Yang Yuechan also emphasized the scenario she had drawn up just now, "Don't forget, it's your daughter-in-law who is on it." In this case, enjoy it below you. did not violate the laws of our Dahua Kingdom at all, and Zheng Yifei, who committed murder with a knife, would have violated the criminal law of our Dahua Kingdom. ”

"How does this relate to the topic I just talked about? Ding Mu only felt that this Yang Yuechan was seducing himself, this was explicit, it was too obvious.

Yang Yuechan paused and said, "At this time, what this man should do is to close the door and say, fake! Then close your eyes and meditate on Amitabha. Everything I see is fake, it's all fake, it's all fake. That's what a real man should do. Everybody likes banknotes, but don't you use the banknotes that others have used? Women are like banknotes, and the principle is the same?"

Ding Mu was noncommittal: "Then what should you do?"

Yang Yuechan smiled confidently and said, "I said it at the beginning just now. What I should have done was to give him a hypothetical scenario. Let him believe that what he sees is false, and what he hears is false. Let him be able to trust his heart. ”

Ding Mu brainwashed himself after listening to Yang Yuechan's theory, and on the surface he was noncommittal, but in his heart he was more and more impressed by this woman. What a thoughtful green tea girl this is!

He thought for a while, and then said: "There is a way that comes from paper, and in the end, it is shallow, and you never know that you have to bow to it." I see what you said is quite lively, I don't know if it's a high-profile empty cannon, so. The last question is for you to give it a try and put it into practice. Now put all the questions in this room just now. You twist me into a rope. If you can really do the things you just said, then I can guarantee that you have the opportunity to get several times the income of others, on my ship, 10,000 yuan a day, how about 250,000 yuan? 25 days, I will pay you 250,000 yuan. ”

Yang Yuechan heard that Ding Mu offered herself such a price, and the beautiful snot bubbles were about to bubble up, and said with a smile: "Okay." As long as you ask me to do things, 10,000 yuan a day. Any service is available, not limited to being on board. ”

The corners of Ding Mu's mouth hung up and he said with a smile: "Don't be complacent, you haven't proved the question I asked you just now." ”

"Well, let's start with a toothbrush. Then there is chewing gum, which seems to be called chewing gum again. Also, do you have any hot leaf bags at home? It's better to have black tea, you see if this will work, I'll make a cup of black tea first, wait for it to get cold, and then go brush my teeth, and I'll give you a fragrant mouth. There is mint in the toothpaste, which will feel cold. Then it is followed by fragrant black tea. The polyphenolic compounds in black tea have anti-inflammatory effects, and it has been found through experiments that catechins can bind to single-celled bacteria to coagulate and precipitate proteins, thereby inhibiting and destroying pathogenic bacteria. You're clean, I'll ride it again, okay? ”

"In principle, yes. Ding Mu didn't expect that Yang Yuechan would come up with so many things without thinking, and she didn't know how she could have so many things, but the most important thing was in the back, "Don't forget, the latter question is the core, how can you assume a scene and make him believe that what he sees is fake?"

"Don't worry, take it one step at a time. Yang Yuechan took out her mobile phone from the bag she was carrying, and then said, "Isn't this a mobile phone?" I'll tell him a story in a moment. ”