Chapter Twenty-Nine: Nothing Serious
Early the next morning, when Zheng Jie saw the class schedule, his head was as big as a cow.
It's high math again, and it's the attendance maniac Luo Gang's class.
But since the last time I made a bet with Zhuge Qing. This old boy has an opinion about himself.
I didn't hand in any homework, my handwriting was scribbled, I deserted in class, and my clothes were untidy. In his class, this old boy's artillery fire was 100% aimed at himself, and he was full of firepower, making Zheng Jie seem to dig his ancestral grave.
If it was before, if it really didn't work, ask for leave. But now, he's just waiting for himself to hit the muzzle of the gun.
Also, in order to support his beloved apprentice, this old boy actually went to buy 100 bitcoins, and then criticized the experience of buying coins in various ways in class.
It is easy to be stolen, without government regulation it will be reduced to a tool for money laundering, electronic money is just a toy, and so on.
He has mentioned more than once in class that Bitcoin is extremely volatile. Perhaps, if you buy two dollars a piece now, it will become a few cents in a few days.
Coincidentally, Bitcoin really fell in those days. This fueled his rampant arrogance even more.
Anyway, how to hack bitcoin and how to come.
Originally, some students thought of the gambling contract and thought about buying a few to play, maybe they really took shit luck and multiplied thousands of times.
Almost everyone took Bitcoin as a joke.
After all, he is a doctoral supervisor and professor of the Eight Classics, so he has a little talent to learn.
After all, Zhuge Qing is a fighter among the top students, and his papers have been published in internationally renowned journals.
And Zheng Jie.
Opened the University of Science and Technology Forum, and there was a lot of black history.
What "the tower is in love", I don't change my underwear in the shower, I don't wash my hands when I go to the toilet, and I kidnap and sell young children.
And the most fatal thing is that it is rumored in the forum that Zheng Jie bought a bitcoin quilt, in order to get out of it for himself, so he designed a gambling contract and wanted to find leeks to take over.
Later, on the Internet, a wave from anti-Bitcoin to anti-Zheng was set off on campus, overwhelming, like a tsunami frenzy.
This is also secretly thanks to Yang Sheng and Lin Ziqiang's encouragement.
In order to black Zheng Jie, they specially hired a few writers, quoted scriptures, and spit out golden lotus, portraying Zheng Jie as a heinous scum with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet.
Whenever he saw various comments on the forum, Lin Ziqiang, who was lying on the bed, felt sweeter than eating honey.
It is said that in addition to practicing boxing recently, Yang Sheng is holding a mobile phone and giggling.
However, what others said, Zheng Jie directly ignored it, scolded, no matter how hard he scolded, there were a lot of pieces of meat.
The only thing that is a little uncomfortable is that he seems to have become a big star, and wherever he goes, he can attract a burst of strange eyes.
Of course, this can only be regarded as a small matter, I have never seen any strong winds and waves.
What's strange is that even the sanitation aunt who happened to pass by held a broom in one hand, and then stared at herself with a smile on her face.
That's weird.
Zheng Jie couldn't hold back, stepped forward and asked, "Auntie, do you know me?"
"Yes, of course. You are also famous in the three departments of our Environmental Sanitation Bureau. "Auntie speaks authentic Tianjin Wei dialect.
"I don't seem to have been to the Environmental Sanitation Bureau, and I don't know you guys," Zheng Jie wondered.
"We know you, you have a photo, we have it, Plum Blossom said that your kid has a very unique taste, and he always likes to hang around in our sweeping area with his bare buttocks, and he always comes forward to hook up, and that's right. ”
"Who is the plum blossom, I don't know what flower?"
Wait, sweeping area, bare ass, big mom.
Zheng Jie had a flash of inspiration in his mind.
The time I was struck by lightning, wasn't the one who asked me not to jump off the tower just a sanitation aunt?
Damn, I showed my legs at that time, which was bare-assed, and how could I like to hook up with my aunt, isn't this a rumor.
But in order to be sure, Zheng Jie forced a smile and said, "Auntie, is that plum blossom in charge of those power tower areas on the north street of the University of Science and Technology?"
"It's not. ”
Oh, I look like I'm mistaken.
Also, how could it be so coincidental, he was suspicious, Zheng Jie breathed a sigh of relief.
"The one you're referring to is an orchid tube. Auntie smiled shyly.
"Auntie, are you all called flowers?" Zheng Jie said with a wry smile.
"Oh, it's not our supervisor, I like to raise flowers, and I want the whole thing to bloom with a hundred flowers, which gives people a sense of beauty. Each aunt and sister-in-law in Corey should have a flower name. Oh, little brother, you're so slippery, and sure enough, like the legend, you like to talk to us. ”
Looking at the appearance of the aunt in her early fifties, Zheng Jie trembled.
"You told me about this, and Meihua also listened to the orchid. They said that if you come here often, you will be able to run into you. Hey, really. ”
Gotcha, after going around in a circle, Orchid is sure that the aunt was right last time.
I hope I don't see her again, otherwise,
Hey, forget it.
Zheng Jie felt tired for the first time.
Didn't you just climb the power tower, how did you make so many moths?
Not only is there a fire in the school, but even the sanitation aunt in this area is known.
In the future, I have to go around the tower, and I am about to have a psychological shadow.
Seeing that the aunt chatted more and more, it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time.
"Auntie, I still have classes. ”
Seeing that Zheng Jie was about to run, the aunt was in a hurry, and the broom was horizontal, blocking the way.
"Young man, such a college student, why are you in such a hurry. You haven't asked me by name. It's rude. ”
"Oh, Auntie, no, Auntie, what's your name? Looking at this aunt in a sanitation suit, Zheng Jie was extremely helpless.
"Oops, nasty. I'm a rose. The aunt stroked her hair, put on a posture that she thought was seductive, and said shyly.
Brush, Zheng Jie is a thunder shaving, flashing people.
"Alas, what are you doing, just run away after flirting with someone, and don't leave a phone call. Auntie snorted.
"Haha, haha, I'm laughing to death. ”
Just four or five meters away from the aunt's position, there was a telephone booth, and at this time, the beauties in the hall were already smiling from ear to ear.
The skin is as white as snow, the face is red in the protein, a red scarf, with a cotton light yellow coat, dignified and lively, with the silver bell-like chuckle, it is very beautiful.
Boom, there seemed to be the sound of heads hitting the pillar next to it.
In the toilet, Zheng Jie washed his face and finally recovered.
At this time, the phone rang.
"Hey, Brother Zheng. I've sent for your beads. Don't forget to meet in a week's time. ”
"Okay, Ninth Master. ”
"When the time comes, if you have a little girlfriend, you can also bring it with you. I'm very open-minded, old man. ”
Zheng Jie is full of black lines.
It's really evil today.
Why are they all old and not serious.
Also, my delivery guy might be a little grumpy, so you have to be careful. ”
"Okay. ”
"Okay, I'm hanging. Wang Xiaoer, have you done your kid's homework, look for a draw. ”
Then "toot".
Listening to Jiu Ye's last call to Wang Xiaoer, Zheng Jie suddenly thought about Xiaotong a little, even though he hadn't seen him for two days.
Fortunately, Xiaotong is the most well-behaved and sensible, never crying and losing her temper, which is really worry-free.
In the hotel room, the bed is full of wiped tissues, and the well-behaved Xiaotong is crying.
"Grandpa doesn't want Xiaotong anymore, grandpa is gone, woo. ”
"Woo. ”
"Xiaotong is the most well-behaved, grandpa won't leave Xiaotong, you see, my brother is by my side, and my brother is with Xiaotong. "Zhou Yu is as big as a cow, and Xiaotong, who rarely cries, is like a different person when he meets Zheng Jie.
I haven't seen each other for two days, that's all.
I can't live anymore.