Chapter 581: Strange Calligraphy Inscription for Foreigners

The body of the second generation of the mallet was like a sifting of chaff, and then he pretended to faint, and then he was supported by someone, and Su Dechang finally gave someone a critical blow.

intercepted Bai Feng's compensation on the spot, and pulled out his teeth and pulled out a huge check.

After the farce ended, Bai Feng smiled and wanted to step down.

The people below became lively and coaxed.

"Mr. Bai, the handwriting is so good, let's write a pair for us, let's give money!"

"Yes, Mr. Bai, a few more, let's shoot it too, it's not bad money anyway!"

"We want it too!"

"We also like calligraphy, we also write for us, we are not bad for money, I go to the first floor of the world to eat hot pot and never eat hot pot base!"

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Bai Feng smiled and nodded, and then began to write again.

The pen started and fell, and the four big characters were written again, and Incheon Tiannan next to him was suddenly stupid.

"You, you...... You can even do it?"

"You won't?"

"I, I, I ......"

Incheon Cheonnam is a bit of a speechman, calligraphy is exquisitely proficient, and people who generally learn will choose one to practice to the extreme, who will be distracted to practice all fonts?

For example, he is just practicing a big seal, and he can compare with others just because he writes his own style, such as cursive.

Cursive is just a general term, and if you can write your own style, it is equivalent to creating a font, which is equivalent to reaching the pinnacle of calligraphy.

Because Huaisu has his own style, he has left Huaisu Wild Grass to future generations, also known as Dacao!

In addition, there is a small grass, the Qing Dynasty Feng Ban's "Blunt Seal Book" talks about learning cursive calligraphy clouds: Xiaocao learns to dedicate it, Dacao learns Xizhi, and Wild Grass learns Zhang Xu is not as good as learning Huaisu. Huaisu's cursive characters are easy to read, the handwriting is thin and visible, and the words are also clearly and easily accessible.

Although they are all written in cursive, there are dozens of different styles of writing, which is why Incheon Cheonnam is so surprised!

Bai Feng put down the pen, took the paper to show everyone, and smiled.

"Chinese friends should like this word, the starting price is 100,000 US dollars!"

The people below were stunned for a moment, and then they all understood, now it's a pure friendship auction, and it's all up to their hearts to give as much as they want, for these people, $100,000 is not even a fart, and they can buy a lot of calligraphy and paintings with the pocket money they usually give their sons and daughters to losers.

"Haha, Mr. Bai, I like to play mahjong, I want this word, I'll pay 1 million, don't shoot it, brothers help, my old cow begs you!"

Others laughed, of course, the business circle is about multiple friends and multiple financial routes, unless you are in a hurry, otherwise that kind of thing just now will never happen.

No one asked for the price, and the mahjong enthusiast excitedly took the calligraphy and painting on stage, and by the way, he also begged Incheon Tiannan.

"Master Incheon, you can also stamp me a chapter for you!"

He had a good idea, although Bai Feng's words are good, but they are not famous in the calligraphy and painting world, and it is not enough to buy them back, if they are stamped with the seal of Incheon Tiannan, then this calligraphy and painting will be worth a lot of money, and the auction can be sold several times.

Incheon Cheonnam waved his hand in shame.

"Don't dare, don't dare, my seal is not qualified enough to be stamped on this deck......"

Bai Feng didn't know what the other party was thinking, so he smiled and spoke.

"If it's lively, you can build it......"

"That'...... Then I should make an idle print......"

The so-called "idle text seal" is an idle chapter with clear and beautiful words, idioms, sayings, aphorisms, etc.

Speaking of idle printing, I have to mention a few words here.

Qi Baishi worked as a carpenter in his early years, and after becoming famous, he carved a seal of "Lubanmen", and often painted calligraphy and paintings, in order to show that he did not forget the poor life in the past.

This 'Luban Menxia' is the idle text seal, although no one is named, but after the people who love calligraphy and painting see it, they all know that it is Qi Baishi, from a certain aspect, the idle text seal is somewhat similar to the author's pen name.

Of course, there are also some vulgar ones, such as ......

Deng San, the master of seal carving, carved a tiger button copper seal "dung man". Many people were puzzled, and he explained: "In those days, the land was full of imperfections, and I should cleanse it with dung." Many people love his words and fear this medallion.

One of the eight strange things in Yangzhou, Zheng Banqiao's idle text seal, is unique and intriguing. Zheng was an honest and honest official, and he was not allowed to be promoted after 12 years as a county magistrate. In order to show the contempt and ridicule of a frustrated literati for the feudal magnates and dark officialdom, he carved a "seven-grade official ear", which was often engraved on his own calligraphy and painting works. He also engraved some satirical idle seals such as "Wealth is not my wish", "I can't fill the hunger debt of the whole world", "Banqiao 20 years ago" and other satirical idle seals.

Calligrapher Lin Sanzhi accidentally fell into the hot water pool while taking a bath in the bathroom, causing his ring finger and little finger to be disabled, but he eventually became a big man. The seal carver Tian Yuan carved a "Yao Chi Return" seal for it.

And there is only one idle text seal in Incheon Cheonnam, which can basically be seen in his works, that is, 'Dadao Wuwei', which is also his life creed.

Since Bai Feng had spoken, he could only stamp it with an idle seal.

The Chinese tycoon was ecstatic and stepped down with calligraphy and paintings.

The other Chinese saw that their eyes were bleeding and they all cried out.

"Mr. Bai, write me a fortune! I will also give 1 million!"

"Mr. Bai, I haven't been able to have children, write me an early son!"

"I want a pair of people to win the day!"

"Give me a sesame open door......"

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Bai Feng then wrote 'Wishing you prosperity', 'early birth of a noble son' and so on......

These people undoubtedly found Incheon Tiannan to stamp the idle text seal.

At this time, foreign tycoons also came to join in the fun, but they didn't understand Chinese calligraphy, so they consulted the nearby Chinese, and as a result, these guys had bad tastes, so Bai Feng wrote such calligraphy works for these poor foreign friends at a price of 1 million US dollars......

Regular script [this word is very expensive]

The person next to him explained to him, this means that you are very rich, and anyone who looks at this calligraphy and painting will know that you are a local tyrant!

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Lishu [It's not my fault that I'm ugly]

The person next to him explained that this word means that you should not look at the appearance of the person, but pay attention to the inner beauty!

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Xingshu [Older Marriage]

This explanation is bullish, expressing an urgent hope that more women will like you, and the foreigner clenched his fist and shouted yes after hearing it!

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Cursive [don't be cowardly]

This means working harder, don't be afraid of anything, don't care about anything, it's just work and work! The Chinese translator also told the bearded foreigner that this pair of characters can be hung in their company's office area, so that all employees can see it and work hard!

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In addition, there is another pair that is difficult to explain......

Oracle [Who looks at who is stupid b]

The Chinese covered their eyes, and this time there was no translation......

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Here's one more funny thing......

Spielberg, a financial tycoon from the United States, was also spoofed, spending $1 million to buy a pair of words, but he was stunned for three months after taking it back.

This pair of characters is a Chinese character [I don't understand what this means]

After going back, it took him a month to understand the meaning of the word, but he felt that it didn't matter, and few people could understand it in the office area anyway.

Later, a beautiful girl he had been pursuing for half a year finally agreed to go to his company and make an appointment by the way......

Unfortunately, the girl saw the words.

The girl asked him what it meant.

Spielberg translated to the girl very honestly: i doand hat this means. But this word is very expensive, bought for 1 million dollars.

The girl was surprised......

"You paid $1 million for a pair of words that you don't even know what they mean?"

Spielberg hastened to explain, no, no, no, of course I know!

What does that mean, the girl asked?

Spielberg replied...... I don't understand what that means.

"Do you know or don't you know?"

"I know, I've said it all, I don't know what that means!"

"Let's break up......"

It is said that this girl has not appeared since then, and later this pair of words successfully allowed him to send away three more girls, and he was single for many years......

There is also an unlucky guy from the Eagle Country, who wrote "I am your father", and after taking it back to many friends and asking, he was beaten countless times, and finally was beaten to the hospital by his father.

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