Chapter 304: Clown Liu Yi (I)
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Tomato Satellite TV's relatively well-known talk show in the country, the reason why it has this name, don't think it's a female host, it's actually a male host, and the reason why it's this name......
is because the name of the male host is called: Li Jiajia, and then the word Jia is homophonic.
This is not the first time Liu Yi has been on this interview, as early as before, when he sprayed stars, he had also been on this interview twice.
At the interview scene, two sofas, two people, set up a coffee table, a cup of tea, and that's it.
"Pinocchio and The Little Prince are the best-selling books at the moment, and neither of them is a good work in your opinion, so what do you think are good works of fairy tales?" asked Li Yujia.
"Good works? I think the real fairy tale works in China are only the works of the golden generation, and the fairy tale is the first to recommend the "Guji Fairy Tale Anthology". "Liu Yi is really a loach, and his speech is slippery.
Seeing him say this, Li Yujia has no choice, the golden age of fairy tales in China is recognized, although Han Shi is known as the head of the new era of fairy tales, but he is really inferior in various prestige.
"What about modern fairy tales?" asked Li again.
"Now, I don't think there's any good fairy tale. Liu Yi sat on the sofa, his movements crossed Erlang's legs, and his toes were still cocked when he spoke.
From the perspective of behavioral psychology, there are two possibilities for this kind of tiptoe behavior. The first is relaxation or seduction, and the second is seduction.
Obviously, the former, after all, Liu Yi and Li Yujia are both men...... Well, of course not necessarily.
"An era is different from an era, and a book has many angles, Mr. Liu, what do you think is the definition of a good fairy tale. Li Yujia asked again.
Obviously, Li Yujia doesn't like Liu Yi very much as the host, of course, not because of Han Shi, after all, not everyone has read Han Shi's novels.
Li Yujia is because a star he likes has been hacked by Liu Yi.
In the course of the show, Li Yujia will ask a lot of questions that are on the edge.
The host actually has a lot of questions that can't be asked, and asking them will affect the effect of the program, and Li Yujia is online.
"Woo woo woo~"
The mobile phone vibrated and made a sound, very quiet, especially under the background music of the studio, which was almost inaudible, but the host Li Yujia had an idea and used a very clever gesture.
It's so ingenious that it's as ingenious as avoiding the teacher in class to secretly read a novel, or secretly eating something, anyway, there are so many people on the scene, no one sees any flaws.
After seeing the latest text message on his mobile phone, a smile appeared on Li Yujia's face.
"Does Mr. Liu know about the Twelve Nations Short Story Cultural Exchange Competition?" asked Li Yujia suddenly.
Liu Yi has been in the rivers and lakes for so long, and as the number one master in the troll world, the information must be known, so as soon as Li Yujia said it, Liu Yi immediately opened his mouth.
"It is said that it is a large-scale cultural exchange meeting led by the Chinese Writers Association and the National Publishing House, and organized with 11 other countries, and the writers association selects the most wonderful short works and translates them into 11 Chinese languages. ”
The audience was not clear about this matter, so the three hundred spectators at the scene shouted softly.
I'm debating whether to buy a copy.
"Are they all the most exciting?" Li Yujia seemed to be asking a nonsense: "Then Mr. Liu, do you think it is possible to fish in troubled waters and mix in the novels?"
Liu Yi frowned, how could there be such a two-person host? He thought in his heart, Liu Yi, as an old Jianghu, saw that this host had opinions on him, but there were many people who couldn't get used to him, how old was a host?
Now this problem is like the host wants to dig a pit for Liu Yi to jump, and this pit is too rough, how can he bombard the association for no reason.
"Of course, being able to be selected by the writers' association must be the most wonderful short story in China, and as far as I know, this selection is subject to three specification reviews. "Liu Yi looks like I know very well, in fact, it is nonsense, but this kind of thing, even if it is nonsense, you can't find it, because it is impossible for everyone to ask the writers' association for verification.
And even if you go to verify it, the association will not pay attention to you.
"The first time is the preliminary review, and the members of the presidium of the Writers Association nominate thousands of excellent short stories, and then review them from these thousands of articles, and finally there is the vice chairman and the chairman for the final review. ”
"Then Mr. Liu, you said before that the short story written by Han Gongzi is just a little interesting, and it is not well written at all, right?"
Liu Yi frowned, not understanding why Li Yujia suddenly went to Han Gongzi from the Writers' Association again, Lao Jianghu's sense of crisis suddenly moved, and he felt the smell of conspiracy.
It's just that for the black spots in Han Gongzi's short stories, he also said the same thing before, so I'll repeat it again.
"Well, that's right, I said that. ”
"Then that's weird. Li Ju Grotto was poor and said: "Just now, the Writers' Association released a catalogue of national excellent short story collections, among which Han Gongzi's "Cat", "The Old Man by the Bridge", and "Dr. S's Pillow", all three articles were on the list, becoming the author of the most selected works in the anthology. ”
"Mr. Liu, what do you think about this? Li Yujia stared at Liu Yi with both eyes.
"What?!"
Liu Yi didn't believe it and jumped up directly from the sofa.
Han Gongzi is a newcomer, how could he be chosen?
And one article is okay, it can be rounded back, but now it's three, the most, how to round?
It's simply anti-science!
……
The shock of "National Excellent Short Story Collection" has not yet been brought into play, and another thing has broken out again.
The results of this midterm examination have been counted, and Han Shi's test papers and scores will be posted on the official website, and everyone can check them.
The total score of the final exam of the first year of high school is 1050 points.
Major subjects: Chinese, Mathematics, English, 455 in 3 subjects.
Sub-subjects: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Geography, History, Politics, 600.
After checking, Han Shi scored 1037 points, which means that he only deducted a little more than two points for each subject.
Terrifying!
language, the essay written by Han Shi called "Joker" is still full marks.
In particular, its content:
[……
He met an acquaintance on the street, who complimented a famous color painter. "Come on!" said the clown, raising his voice, "this color painter is no longer good...... Don't you know that? I didn't expect you to do that...... You're a laggard!"
……] (To be continued.) )