Chapter 71: Figs (1)
"Yu Yan, Mrs. Pressing" Chapter 71 Fig (1)
Women deal with the three ** treasures of loneliness, makeup, tears, and clothes. Women are aggressive creatures, spending mainly money, and women look for excitement in the process of spending money.
Men deal with the lonely three ** treasures, smoke, play cards, and watch martial arts. Men are withdrawn creatures, consuming mostly time, and men seek escape in the process of wasting time.
Ah Le has been hiding at home for the past few days and has not gone out to socialize.
Ah Le's fire rose, his mouth was foaming, his throat was swollen, and it hurt when he ate. The hemorrhoids also recurred, and I screamed in pain in the toilet.
Yu Yan bought a kind of powder for Ah Le in the pharmacy, Stoma Yanning.
Although he ate Kouyanning, Ah Le was upset that Xiuying didn't want to kill the child, and his heart was not at peace at all.
Ah Le lay sullenly on the bed, watching martial arts movies without one episode.
Yu Yan felt sorry for Ah Le, so she went to the market early to buy pig's trotters and stew soup home. In the market, I don't know who said that fig stew soup can reduce inflammation, relieve pain and prevent cancer, and is greatly good for the human body. Yu Yan bought another big bag of figs and asked Ah Le to eat some raw and take some stewed hoof flower soup.
Ah Le couldn't get up on the bed all the time, Yu Yan washed the figs and sent them to the bedside: "Eat, don't you have hemorrhoids recurring?
"I don't like to eat this fruit, I can't get used to the strange smell. ”
Yu Yan said: "Figs are not fruits, they are a traditional herb that can treat hemorrhoids and other stubborn diseases, and it is also recorded in the Bible that after Adam and Eve secretly ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes were bright, and they knew that they were naked, so they took the leaves of figs and knitted a skirt for themselves." ”
"Where did you hear all the myths, it's all nonsense!" said Ah Le.
Yu Yan said: "I saw it from the information in the supermarket that sells figs...... There is also a legend from ancient Roman times about a sacred fig that once sheltered the founder of Rome, Prince Lonely Rus, from the murderous witches and woodpeckers, and was later named Loraia, which means guardian god. ”
Ah Le said: "This kind of myth is rarely heard, we are materialists, we must talk about science, not superstition." Didn't you surprise the CEO of the Quartet company to publicize these things?"
Yu Yan said: "If you want to talk about science, I will tell you, according to the Chinese medicine classic "Chang's Fang", "figs are not limited, decoction in water, three times a day, to treat pyloric cancer." According to foreign reports, figs have therapeutic effects on more than a dozen types of cancer. Li Shizhen also has a detailed record of the medicinal use of figs in his book "Compendium of Materia Medica...... Scientific studies have shown that figs contain 18 amino acids, as well as benzaldehyde. Organic anti-cancer ingredients such as furanocoumarin, psoralen, and bergamot, these should not be myths, but science, right?"
Ah Le said: "You go and collect some information about the planting of figs, in addition to making fruit trees, nurseries, and planting medicinal materials in the Ethereal Mountain, we can also build a fig and tea base in Huaguo Mountain...... On the issue of land, I have reached a preliminary intention with the relevant comrades of Longhua Town, if it can be achieved, you will no longer be Mrs. Alec, but the seventy-second generation of the Monkey King Sun Wukong, the general person in charge of the Huaguo Mountain Fig Base. ”
Ah Le found a business opportunity when he ate figs, and also had a stronger demand for the contracting of educated youth farms in Huaguo Mountain. The spirit came at once. He ate two figs and still felt good. Yu Yan took out a snakeskin bag from the back room: "Ah Le, you take it and peel half a bowl of peanuts and rice, let's cook eight treasure rice at noon and eat." ”
Ah Le sat on the sofa peeling peanuts. Peanuts come in one meter, two meters, and three meters. Both one-meter and three-meter ones belong to the minority, and most of them are two-meter. In the process of peeling peanuts, Ah Le felt that everything in the world was fair: one meter was generally fuller, and because he was an only child, he had enough nutrients to absorb; and three meters was generally weaker, and he could not take care of it if he had too many children? Although figs and tea are not high-tech projects, Yu Yan's management can be said to be foolproof. But funding is a big problem. Money is needed everywhere, and where you can finance, you have already thought of a way, do you have to do it like other projects in order to develop, raise funds at high interest rates?
Agricultural projects are projects with a long cycle of low profits, and the method of raising funds at high interest rates will certainly not work. In developing agricultural projects, we must rely on our own strength, advance steadily and steadily, do as much as we can, and do not make a great leap forward, otherwise we may fall short, achieve insufficient results, and cause unnecessary economic losses to ourselves and others.
Yu Yan is busy in the kitchen, her husband accompanies her at home every day these days, she is nourished by love, and she seems more energetic. Feel happy and work more energetically.
"Dad, Dad, who is the flower child?" Xiaoli asked Ah Le by shaking Ah Le's head.
Ah Le knew that this was another brainteaser that the children were exposed to in kindergarten, so he deliberately said: "Flower children...... It is...... It is...... I do not know. ”
Xiaoli clapped her little hands and said, "I said that my father was stupid, but my mother still didn't believe it." Mom, Mom, I failed my father, and he really didn't know. Huh!"
Ah Le asked Xiaoli: "Then tell me, who is the child of flowers?"
Xiaoli said: "Dad doesn't use his brain, think about it yourself?"
Ah Le said: "Okay, I want to think about it...... Flower...... The child of the flower, oh, blooms before it bears fruit, so the child of the flower is the fruit!"
"Really, what do you think your mother is making of the fruit?"
"Figs, oh, what do we mean by Lily...... And there's another kind of fruit that doesn't need to be flowered? So, the child of the flower is not necessarily the fruit?"
"Yes, just as not all children have a mom or dad, some kids don't have a mom...... For example, IVF, and Sun Wukong, none of these children have mothers. ”
"No, in fact, all children have mothers, figs are not without flowers, but the flowers she blooms are invisible to us, called invisible flowers; IVF babies are not born by test tubes, she also has parents; although Sun Wukong is a myth, according to mythology, she also jumped out of the crack in the stone, and the stone is her mother...... Therefore, our Xiaoli is also a mother's child. Yu Yan came over and interjected.
Xiaoli said, "Mom." Others say that you are not my real mother, my real mother is sick and died, and you are a stepmother. ”
Yu Yan said: "I am your own mother who entrusted me to take care of your mother. It's also your own mother......"
Ah Le said: "Then who do you think is the child of the flower?"
Xiaoli grabbed a handful of peanuts peeled by Ah Le and said, "Dad...... What is this? This is flower-birth-rice, so the child born of 'flower' is 'rice'...... Hee-hee. ”
To find out what happened next, please see Chapter 71 of "Yu Yan: Mrs. Press" Fig (2)